Chelsey
@czargasm.bsky.social
Confused and tired | 30+ | dnp and dnf |she/her
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Chelsey
@czargasm.bsky.social
· Dec 4
First new fic since moving to bsky!!
Holding on for Just Tonight
Pairing: Dan and Phil
Words: 4,207 (complete)
Rating: Explicit
archiveofourown.org/works/61077337
Holding on for Just Tonight
Pairing: Dan and Phil
Words: 4,207 (complete)
Rating: Explicit
archiveofourown.org/works/61077337
Me: cozy and warm on the couch, 29 degrees outside, “maybe I’ll just stay home this morning.”
Checks the bulletin online and sees the songs
Me: on my feet and running like this is the Olympics
Checks the bulletin online and sees the songs
Me: on my feet and running like this is the Olympics
December 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Me: cozy and warm on the couch, 29 degrees outside, “maybe I’ll just stay home this morning.”
Checks the bulletin online and sees the songs
Me: on my feet and running like this is the Olympics
Checks the bulletin online and sees the songs
Me: on my feet and running like this is the Olympics
I am “for Christmas I bought myself a new Lodge casserole dish and 1-year subscriptions to Reader’s Digest, Real Simple, and Southern Living” years old.
December 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I am “for Christmas I bought myself a new Lodge casserole dish and 1-year subscriptions to Reader’s Digest, Real Simple, and Southern Living” years old.
I can’t believe we started the year with the Kendrick Lamar halftime show and ended the year with 50 Cent releasing the Diddy documentary. Everything else may have sucked, but this year was golden for rappers publicly dragging sex offenders.
December 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I can’t believe we started the year with the Kendrick Lamar halftime show and ended the year with 50 Cent releasing the Diddy documentary. Everything else may have sucked, but this year was golden for rappers publicly dragging sex offenders.
Also just want to point out that I predicted this victory by having his thinly veiled counterpart in my Hasan Piker omegaverse fic win. Least difficult prediction of my life.
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Also just want to point out that I predicted this victory by having his thinly veiled counterpart in my Hasan Piker omegaverse fic win. Least difficult prediction of my life.
ATTENTION HOCKEY RPF PEOPLE.
My fandom bestie @scoops404.bsky.social has abandoned me for hockey RPF. She is one of the best writers I have ever read. I know nothing about hockey, but I can guarantee this will be a banger. Give it a chance, share around.
archiveofourown.org/works/73008721
My fandom bestie @scoops404.bsky.social has abandoned me for hockey RPF. She is one of the best writers I have ever read. I know nothing about hockey, but I can guarantee this will be a banger. Give it a chance, share around.
archiveofourown.org/works/73008721
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
ATTENTION HOCKEY RPF PEOPLE.
My fandom bestie @scoops404.bsky.social has abandoned me for hockey RPF. She is one of the best writers I have ever read. I know nothing about hockey, but I can guarantee this will be a banger. Give it a chance, share around.
archiveofourown.org/works/73008721
My fandom bestie @scoops404.bsky.social has abandoned me for hockey RPF. She is one of the best writers I have ever read. I know nothing about hockey, but I can guarantee this will be a banger. Give it a chance, share around.
archiveofourown.org/works/73008721
Why is it that every time Taylor writes a song about Scott Borschetta, it’s always my favorite song?
October 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Why is it that every time Taylor writes a song about Scott Borschetta, it’s always my favorite song?
I just want to say that I did not expect Ruin the Friendship to devastate me so completely.
October 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I just want to say that I did not expect Ruin the Friendship to devastate me so completely.
Me in 2010, trying to write a ZQ/JTF RPF fic for @malentine.bsky.social: it is literally impossible to write a fic longer than 1500 words.
Me in 2025: I hope I’ll be able to keep my Hasan Piker omegaverse RPF under 75k
It’s called growth… I think.
Me in 2025: I hope I’ll be able to keep my Hasan Piker omegaverse RPF under 75k
It’s called growth… I think.
October 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Me in 2010, trying to write a ZQ/JTF RPF fic for @malentine.bsky.social: it is literally impossible to write a fic longer than 1500 words.
Me in 2025: I hope I’ll be able to keep my Hasan Piker omegaverse RPF under 75k
It’s called growth… I think.
Me in 2025: I hope I’ll be able to keep my Hasan Piker omegaverse RPF under 75k
It’s called growth… I think.
I would murder for some Ted Drewes right now
September 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I would murder for some Ted Drewes right now
I hustled all week and now the hustle is done so I’m drinking my little THC cocktail and tomorrow I’m going kayaking and maybe starting a new Minecraft world and working on my omegaverse. Glorious.
September 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I hustled all week and now the hustle is done so I’m drinking my little THC cocktail and tomorrow I’m going kayaking and maybe starting a new Minecraft world and working on my omegaverse. Glorious.
Thinking about her*
*the political status of omegas in the omegaverse
*the political status of omegas in the omegaverse
September 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Thinking about her*
*the political status of omegas in the omegaverse
*the political status of omegas in the omegaverse
How I Spent My Summer Vacation (lmao) by Chelsey Czargasm, age [redacted].
(it’s a summer fic roundup)
www.tumblr.com/czargasm/793...
(it’s a summer fic roundup)
www.tumblr.com/czargasm/793...
Post by @czargasm
💬 0 🔁 0 ❤️ 0 · Summer Fic Wrap-Up · It's crispy cool here in the mornings now, so I'm calling it Fall. Don't fight me on this.
Before we dive into a season of HNF omegaverse, I wanted to do a wr…
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August 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
How I Spent My Summer Vacation (lmao) by Chelsey Czargasm, age [redacted].
(it’s a summer fic roundup)
www.tumblr.com/czargasm/793...
(it’s a summer fic roundup)
www.tumblr.com/czargasm/793...
I’m still just sitting here thinking about how Jason got choked up and teary-eyed when Taylor was talking about how she sees Travis. Please just give me more non-toxic masculinity like this. Love your brother enough to cry when he’s finally found the one.
August 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I’m still just sitting here thinking about how Jason got choked up and teary-eyed when Taylor was talking about how she sees Travis. Please just give me more non-toxic masculinity like this. Love your brother enough to cry when he’s finally found the one.
I know Taylor loves her symbolism, but can she not also consider my bedtime? Why is it always after midnight?
August 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I know Taylor loves her symbolism, but can she not also consider my bedtime? Why is it always after midnight?
I will die before I ever write a fic that includes the stoplight system 💀
August 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I will die before I ever write a fic that includes the stoplight system 💀
I feel like I need to reevaluate the series of events that led to me spending my free time writing H.asa,n Pi.ker RPF
August 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I feel like I need to reevaluate the series of events that led to me spending my free time writing H.asa,n Pi.ker RPF
@malentine.bsky.social I was telling some friends about the Deep Lore of ZQ/JTF and ended up digging through both of our old tumblr posts and it was So Much. ❤️
August 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
@malentine.bsky.social I was telling some friends about the Deep Lore of ZQ/JTF and ended up digging through both of our old tumblr posts and it was So Much. ❤️
There were apples from the local orchard at the market yesterday and it’s (temporarily) 65 degrees. It is time.
a man wearing a shirt that says ' witch ' on it stands in front of pumpkins
ALT: a man wearing a shirt that says ' witch ' on it stands in front of pumpkins
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August 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
There were apples from the local orchard at the market yesterday and it’s (temporarily) 65 degrees. It is time.
I’m eating a tomato and mayo sandwich in a rocking chair on the front porch while a thunderstorm rolls in, if you were wondering just how intensely Southern I’ve become since officially moving into Appalachia.
July 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I’m eating a tomato and mayo sandwich in a rocking chair on the front porch while a thunderstorm rolls in, if you were wondering just how intensely Southern I’ve become since officially moving into Appalachia.
Over the past week I’ve come to realize the place I moved to is basically Appalachian Stars Hollow.
July 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Over the past week I’ve come to realize the place I moved to is basically Appalachian Stars Hollow.
Cooking every meal for yourself sucks by the way
July 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Cooking every meal for yourself sucks by the way
Welp, I’m going to be a Vice President. That seems like pretty good news.
June 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Welp, I’m going to be a Vice President. That seems like pretty good news.
More Mamdanis everywhere, please. Let’s let the old white centrists endorsed by Bill Clinton fade into obscurity.
June 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
More Mamdanis everywhere, please. Let’s let the old white centrists endorsed by Bill Clinton fade into obscurity.
Reposted by Chelsey
hell yeah, export this nationally please
June 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
hell yeah, export this nationally please