Cyrtosperma
@cyrtosperma.bsky.social
Just want to be your good boy 🪴
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November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Wanna wrestle about it?
October 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Wanna wrestle about it?
me when I catch his ex’s name popping up as his most recent search out of the corner of my eye
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October 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
me when I catch his ex’s name popping up as his most recent search out of the corner of my eye
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Not a religious man but dear god hear my prayer 🙏 🥵
October 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Not a religious man but dear god hear my prayer 🙏 🥵
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We’re not going anywhere!
October 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
We’re not going anywhere!
fucked. so. good. 🕳️ 😈
October 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
fucked. so. good. 🕳️ 😈
Need to go to a bathhouse and be a pass around cumdump. Just once in my life. #bucketlist
September 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Need to go to a bathhouse and be a pass around cumdump. Just once in my life. #bucketlist
ENTERING RAGE PHASE
September 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
ENTERING RAGE PHASE
I don’t know if I’m annoyed or impressed that my dog knows the sequences of events enough to know she goes to her cage when my husband and I are about to have sexy time
September 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I don’t know if I’m annoyed or impressed that my dog knows the sequences of events enough to know she goes to her cage when my husband and I are about to have sexy time
I never talk about the wins, and that’s not fair. Tonight hubby delivered. 🤪
August 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I never talk about the wins, and that’s not fair. Tonight hubby delivered. 🤪
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Waiting for you in the gym toilets
August 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Waiting for you in the gym toilets
of course I’m going to bed unfucked again. why did I believe “tomorrow I promise” was actually going to be true this time¿?¿
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August 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
of course I’m going to bed unfucked again. why did I believe “tomorrow I promise” was actually going to be true this time¿?¿
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10 inches, uncut and girthy. You?
July 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
10 inches, uncut and girthy. You?
Why is “bear heart eyes” emoji in my husbands recent history if I haven’t ever received that emoji from him? 🤨
July 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Why is “bear heart eyes” emoji in my husbands recent history if I haven’t ever received that emoji from him? 🤨
Damnit I miss sex 😩
June 21, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Damnit I miss sex 😩
What the hell did last night mean
January 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
What the hell did last night mean
shit, the powdered donuts made me cry
January 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
shit, the powdered donuts made me cry
“get me off this timeline I’ve had enough”
January 12, 2025 at 4:53 AM
“get me off this timeline I’ve had enough”
Everything is temporary, so I should just launch into the stars, right?? I mean, a large percentage of me thinks America doesn’t make it through the next 4 years so I should just 0->60 right now, yeah?
January 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Everything is temporary, so I should just launch into the stars, right?? I mean, a large percentage of me thinks America doesn’t make it through the next 4 years so I should just 0->60 right now, yeah?
AND DURING THE BREAKUP CHAT HE SAID HIS EX’S FULL GOVERNMENT NAME!??!!!?
January 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
AND DURING THE BREAKUP CHAT HE SAID HIS EX’S FULL GOVERNMENT NAME!??!!!?