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Cyph
@cyphshark.bsky.social
Sharkman, 30, Aussie. 🔞

There will be shitty takes and some NSFW posts
I think work is starting to give me "tennis elbow" from all the vibrations from powertools... and here I thought my knees would go first
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Reposted by Cyph
The potions at the party were not just props...
November 1, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Hmmmm, to get art of shark as a tiddy boy, or drawn with a fat pussy.... decisions decisions...
November 4, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I think I'm just gonna straight up block accounts that follow thousands of accounts just in hopes to get follow backs.

Yeah I have a lil peek at when someone follows, and seeing its a person who is following like 10k accounts, shoo.
November 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The feels when no big werewolves folded me in half for halloween...
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The feels when there are no big dragons grabbing my entire head in their claws and bulging my throat with their tongue 😓😓😓
October 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
The work burnout is so strong lately, god I need time off longer than a weekend
October 13, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Hmmmmm, should I get a "locktober" piccy.... 😤
October 5, 2025 at 12:38 PM
One day I'll update my shark's design and get a proper ref sheet made up... one day
October 2, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I feel bad for all the friends I disappoint with how lazy I am when it comes to getting art with them.

Trust me I want to, real bad, but knowing how bad AUD is to USD really takes the wind out of the sails. Plus saving for the past 4 years or so for a homeloan deposit has taken priority.
September 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Did a big late night gym session and my god my body is going to be in pain tomorrow. I got so much done 💦
September 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Where are all the big dragon men at and why aren't they in my bed??
September 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I've done so many barbell hip thrusters tonight that sitting down just feels weird.

The struggle I gotta go through to get a nice butt...
August 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Gym last night has me so sore and now I get to do it all again after work tonight.
August 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Chest and back day done, gonna be one sore sharkman 😤
August 20, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Gym tonight has me sore, gonna need a hot shower and so many rubs 😤
August 18, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I reeeeeally should go buy PEAK and pester people to play with
August 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Reposted by Cyph
More swimwear for @ceruleanshark.bsky.social!
August 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
God I just wanna stuff myself stupid with comfort food.

Hate being siiiiick
August 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Oh boy, getting sick right before the weekend 🙃
August 8, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Reposted by Cyph
Technically not a sharkweek piccy... but that won't stop me posting shark smut 😘

🎨 by @/juicytreat.bsky.social
July 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Technically not a sharkweek piccy... but that won't stop me posting shark smut 😘

🎨 by @/juicytreat.bsky.social
July 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Already shark week again? I guess I gotta comm some fat shark dick for such an occasion
July 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Been playing that Tony Hawk Pro Skater remaster, and just like it did back in the day, it makes me want to learn to skate for real.

My 30 year old knees tell me this is a bad idea though
July 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Lately I've been able to fall asleep fairly easily and getting 7 hours or so a night.

I actually dont feel like death for several hours in the morning now. This is nice.
July 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM