Reno
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“Uh—yeah! I mean, it's time travel to dinner.”
❝ …..Oh.. I guess I hadn’t thought of it that way… napping is one of the best things. ❞
“I guess, it's a privilege? To see things progress and nap as much as you like~”
“I guess, it's a privilege? To see things progress and nap as much as you like~”
❝ How’s aging a good thing?! ❞
“I meant it as a good thing!?”
“I meant it as a good thing!?”
GASP.

❝ How dare you… you’re lucky this chicken soup is so good. ❞
“Maybe ya gettin' older too?” he smirked.
“Maybe ya gettin' older too?” he smirked.
❝ I know! That’s how busy it’s getting, and it’s literally only a few hours over lunchtime! I don’t remember anything tiring me out this much. ❞
“tiring you out?! —you... You of all people? You.”
“tiring you out?! —you... You of all people? You.”
❝ Nah wouldn’t want ya to be either, personally~ mm!! A bit too well, it’s been tiring me out… me! ❞
“Well..... Can't be perfect I guess. Heh, take it your business is booming then?”
“Well..... Can't be perfect I guess. Heh, take it your business is booming then?”
❝ Pfffft maybe a little eensy bad boy in there~ good, ya better rival Nick for top customer spot~ ❞ Brilliant work smarts from Yuffie.
“See, I ain't all bad~ and yes, you will see me first thing~”
“See, I ain't all bad~ and yes, you will see me first thing~”
❝ Lookin’ after me and all, aww.. extra ramen and broth for you next time ya come to my stall. ❞
“Riiiiight? And it's got all that cold fighting goodness in there.”
“Riiiiight? And it's got all that cold fighting goodness in there.”
❝ Heh, aren’t ya a sweetie? ❞ She grins and tries the delicious noodle soup, eyes lighting up, ❝ Oh man that’s so good! ❞
“Oh, it will~ I got it for ya, that's why.”
“Oh, it will~ I got it for ya, that's why.”
❝ Ack— yeah we don’t want that for ya, jeez that sounds bad… hopefully this’ll prevent me getting that bad.. ❞
“Oh yeah, definitely. Head isn't as wooshy, thank Gaia... Rather not loose my balance again while washing my hair. Just slow mo-ing my fall till my face smacked the tiles.”
“Oh yeah, definitely. Head isn't as wooshy, thank Gaia... Rather not loose my balance again while washing my hair. Just slow mo-ing my fall till my face smacked the tiles.”
❝ Surprised it took this long~ ehehehe but now let’s eat..! Are you getting any better yet? ❞
“Yeaaaah, they are persistent.”
“Yeaaaah, they are persistent.”
❝ Hmmmm should’ve known them Reno cooties would get me eventually~~ ❞
“This is also, apology soup. So... Sorry for making you ill~”
“This is also, apology soup. So... Sorry for making you ill~”
This makes her incredibly happy, he should know this by her big smile and grabby fingers.
Well, the same thing applies as before, he gotta keep his ninja happy.

Passing a nice piping hot of chicken noodle soup to her~
Eh, can’t really hold it against the guy. Still, the change in their dynamic, he didn’t mind it one bit.

“Heh… who knows,” Reno muttered with a half-hearted shrug, rubbing at his nose. “Maybe this is it. Maybe I’ve hit the end of the line.”
Reno let out a slow breath, steeling himself before unbuttoning and peeling back his shirt to show the ugly gash along his side.

“Yeah, don’t sweat it. They’re not goin’ anywhere anytime soon.” he assured the guy.
Well, the same thing applies as before, he gotta keep his ninja happy.

Passing a nice piping hot of chicken noodle soup to her~
Her saviour! And not for the first time either—
Then here he is~
Then here he is~
She appreciates his confidence.

Good! She could use some company.
First of all, that is 100% true, he is.

And second, he can join her in the chicken noods soup.
First of all, that is 100% true, he is.

And second, he can join her in the chicken noods soup.
This is why he’s the best Turk.

Wait is he having some too?
He's sending over the chicken noods soup.
He's sending over the chicken noods soup.
Yes!!! …Please. Send noods. The noodle type, not— yeah.
Does she want some hot soup? Or noodles?
Does she want some hot soup? Or noodles?
Gonna have to have sickness parties, sipping on lemsip and strepsils <~>
⚡|| I will thank youuu 🫂
Uh oh...
Starting to get sniffles and a sore throat.

Wondering if @cynicalturk.bsky.social is the culprit. e_e
Sniffs—“Thanks.”
“Heh, yeah, guess it’s baked into my DNA or somethin’. Still, someone out there must’ve seen somethin’ worth keepin’—I’ve stuck around this long, haven’t I? What about you? Always had the itch to chase adventure and all that jazz?”
Reno crunched through the last of his crisps, brow furrowed as he sifted through the options—came up empty.
He stared off for a beat, then shrugged.
“Yeah… I got squat.”
“‘Preciate it,” Reno muttered, dragging himself over to the cabinet he’d pointed out. He grabbed whatever bottle his hand landed on, not bothering to check the label.
Yeah… he was definitely gonna need it.