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Cynical Artist
@cynicalartist.bsky.social
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He/Him Fan of Sci Fi and Art, Making and Fixing Things, and being a good Spouse. Account is rarely SFW. Find me in your comments.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 1h
Seemed weird so making sure you’re OK about it.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 5h
Umm… is this something you’re kinda into or is this freaking you out?
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 14h
Got sued that one time when people started drinking hair.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 15h
This escalated quickly.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 15h
I did warn you.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 20h
Woot shamelessly plugging another one of his marketing campaigns he created.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 20h
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 22h
This is historically accurate.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 1d
That extended clip is illegal in 12 systems.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 1d
They changed the flat icon to a shaded version. It caught me off guard too.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 1d
Zen-E is rocking the maid outfit, tho.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 1d
Be safe while storm watching!
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Storm Prepping!
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 1d
No worries, I’ll prep my house with larger mirrors for her.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 1d
I’m not saying burritos are the answer. But I’m not not saying burritos are the answer.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 1d
Most social activities, I would imagine.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 1d
What happens if a 1 isn’t ever rolled?
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 1d
Stretch marks on tits are hugely rated.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 1d
Please use this power for good.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 1d
Great work on the pleat and frills!
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 1d
Like how bacteria make the holes in a chuck of Swiss cheese.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 1d
I thought of them as universes of solid food with voids due to lifeforms eating those areas for millennia.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 1d
Visiting every day I’m driving to and from work. With decades of backlog, I’ll be hanging around for a long while.

Thanks for you and your team’s work every week.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 1d
Congrats on getting it done! Love the pink! I just completed and upgrade last night and was also too tired to share. Gonna do that soon, though!
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 1d
Watching storms is the best! The sense of raw power is awe inspiring.
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Cynical Artist @cynicalartist.bsky.social · 1d
OMG WELCOME BACK 😭
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