Cy Guy
@cyguy5.bsky.social
Your babysitter that *really* wants you to know it's ok that you wear diapers and is willing to wear your diapers too just so you're more comfortable
One day you will ask and I'll say no. You'll storm to your room upset and while there you'll realize this is the bedroom of a child and there is no clear path to escaping this second childhood.
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
One day you will ask and I'll say no. You'll storm to your room upset and while there you'll realize this is the bedroom of a child and there is no clear path to escaping this second childhood.
The Hercules Prime booster seat is designed for up to 5'9" and 175 lbs. I assume if someone who doesn't actually need positional support uses it it'd be fine to go over that so now my issues are.
1. Cost
2. Who would I be putting in said seat
3. I actually hate driving
1. Cost
2. Who would I be putting in said seat
3. I actually hate driving
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The Hercules Prime booster seat is designed for up to 5'9" and 175 lbs. I assume if someone who doesn't actually need positional support uses it it'd be fine to go over that so now my issues are.
1. Cost
2. Who would I be putting in said seat
3. I actually hate driving
1. Cost
2. Who would I be putting in said seat
3. I actually hate driving
I'm going to try a wind down screen free time before bed
Lets play a game. This upcoming week, the first week of December pretend someone is making you do the thing.
If you were a full time caregiver for someone like you what is the first life change you would force on them?
November 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I'm going to try a wind down screen free time before bed
I love when treating someone like a child is actually beneficial for them.
For example having an overnight playdate and sending someone to bed early can make them feel squirmy but what about when they are back at work 2 days later and realize they have energy because they got sent to bed early
For example having an overnight playdate and sending someone to bed early can make them feel squirmy but what about when they are back at work 2 days later and realize they have energy because they got sent to bed early
November 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I love when treating someone like a child is actually beneficial for them.
For example having an overnight playdate and sending someone to bed early can make them feel squirmy but what about when they are back at work 2 days later and realize they have energy because they got sent to bed early
For example having an overnight playdate and sending someone to bed early can make them feel squirmy but what about when they are back at work 2 days later and realize they have energy because they got sent to bed early
Lets play a game. This upcoming week, the first week of December pretend someone is making you do the thing.
If you were a full time caregiver for someone like you what is the first life change you would force on them?
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Lets play a game. This upcoming week, the first week of December pretend someone is making you do the thing.
Babysitter Bully who feels self conscious about how he gets treated like a child so when he babysits he specifically tries to embarrass his charges by treating them even more childishly
He doesn't realize babysitting is to teach him empathy and all the things he does ends up coming back around.
He doesn't realize babysitting is to teach him empathy and all the things he does ends up coming back around.
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Babysitter Bully who feels self conscious about how he gets treated like a child so when he babysits he specifically tries to embarrass his charges by treating them even more childishly
He doesn't realize babysitting is to teach him empathy and all the things he does ends up coming back around.
He doesn't realize babysitting is to teach him empathy and all the things he does ends up coming back around.
If you buy curtains meant to help kids get good sleep they'll probably be blackout curtains.
If you have blackout curtains and want to put plants by your bed you want to use a grow light.
If you use a grow light when you shut it off at night you'll be reminded that your sheets glow in the dark
If you have blackout curtains and want to put plants by your bed you want to use a grow light.
If you use a grow light when you shut it off at night you'll be reminded that your sheets glow in the dark
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
If you buy curtains meant to help kids get good sleep they'll probably be blackout curtains.
If you have blackout curtains and want to put plants by your bed you want to use a grow light.
If you use a grow light when you shut it off at night you'll be reminded that your sheets glow in the dark
If you have blackout curtains and want to put plants by your bed you want to use a grow light.
If you use a grow light when you shut it off at night you'll be reminded that your sheets glow in the dark
If you've ever done the thing where you hold someone in a chair by putting your pinky on their forehead you know how important the lean forward part is to getting up from a chair.
Shoulder straps on chairs prevent that motion too. They are the ones really preventing getting up.
Shoulder straps on chairs prevent that motion too. They are the ones really preventing getting up.
November 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If you've ever done the thing where you hold someone in a chair by putting your pinky on their forehead you know how important the lean forward part is to getting up from a chair.
Shoulder straps on chairs prevent that motion too. They are the ones really preventing getting up.
Shoulder straps on chairs prevent that motion too. They are the ones really preventing getting up.
I need a feng shui book to tell me how many dino toys you are supposed to put with your plants
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I need a feng shui book to tell me how many dino toys you are supposed to put with your plants
The fun is setting up situations where it's impossible for others to win.
For example, put on Tooty Ta and tell someone that you want to see if they can understand the directions. Either they dance or you assume they were too little to understand the directions.
For example, put on Tooty Ta and tell someone that you want to see if they can understand the directions. Either they dance or you assume they were too little to understand the directions.
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The fun is setting up situations where it's impossible for others to win.
For example, put on Tooty Ta and tell someone that you want to see if they can understand the directions. Either they dance or you assume they were too little to understand the directions.
For example, put on Tooty Ta and tell someone that you want to see if they can understand the directions. Either they dance or you assume they were too little to understand the directions.
If you were a full time caregiver for someone like you what is the first life change you would force on them?
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If you were a full time caregiver for someone like you what is the first life change you would force on them?
My boss "spilled hot chocolate on his pants" so he went home to change
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My boss "spilled hot chocolate on his pants" so he went home to change
I was at nycabdl's diaper happy hour this past week thinking about how kiddo diapers basically has no bad prints and they are also different enough to not step on each others toes. That's so hard to actually pull off.
November 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I was at nycabdl's diaper happy hour this past week thinking about how kiddo diapers basically has no bad prints and they are also different enough to not step on each others toes. That's so hard to actually pull off.
Hey, just a reminder that due to how time works this is your "before" period right now.
November 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Hey, just a reminder that due to how time works this is your "before" period right now.
You know how Diaper-Bois asks if you could go on a vacation without diapers?
Why would I be on vacation... without diapers? Is it a vacation or not?
Why would I be on vacation... without diapers? Is it a vacation or not?
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
You know how Diaper-Bois asks if you could go on a vacation without diapers?
Why would I be on vacation... without diapers? Is it a vacation or not?
Why would I be on vacation... without diapers? Is it a vacation or not?
Hmm... I could give someone a spanking and make them wear a vr headset so they have a large 3rd person shot of them being spanked blocking their entire view.
You know... since I don't think ill be able to figure out the magic needed to put their head in a cage
You know... since I don't think ill be able to figure out the magic needed to put their head in a cage
October 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Hmm... I could give someone a spanking and make them wear a vr headset so they have a large 3rd person shot of them being spanked blocking their entire view.
You know... since I don't think ill be able to figure out the magic needed to put their head in a cage
You know... since I don't think ill be able to figure out the magic needed to put their head in a cage
The doubt:
A: "I want to take someone's underwear and force them to only wear briefs or diapers"
B: "I want someone to take my underwear and force me to only wear briefs or diapers"
A: "hmm but do they want it to be me"
A: "I want to take someone's underwear and force them to only wear briefs or diapers"
B: "I want someone to take my underwear and force me to only wear briefs or diapers"
A: "hmm but do they want it to be me"
October 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The doubt:
A: "I want to take someone's underwear and force them to only wear briefs or diapers"
B: "I want someone to take my underwear and force me to only wear briefs or diapers"
A: "hmm but do they want it to be me"
A: "I want to take someone's underwear and force them to only wear briefs or diapers"
B: "I want someone to take my underwear and force me to only wear briefs or diapers"
A: "hmm but do they want it to be me"
More abdls need people they are accountable to.
Nevermind your boyfriend, who can I tell that I saw you not living up to being your best self and you legitimately need a punishment that isn't fun for you to remember to be better?
Nevermind your boyfriend, who can I tell that I saw you not living up to being your best self and you legitimately need a punishment that isn't fun for you to remember to be better?
October 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
More abdls need people they are accountable to.
Nevermind your boyfriend, who can I tell that I saw you not living up to being your best self and you legitimately need a punishment that isn't fun for you to remember to be better?
Nevermind your boyfriend, who can I tell that I saw you not living up to being your best self and you legitimately need a punishment that isn't fun for you to remember to be better?
"CY-borg" was fun. I was walking through the house and everyone could see where I was and what i was looking at. Then I followed @littlebrando.bsky.social to the bedroom for this "very" private diaper change and it was immediatly audible when the living room realized
The laughs echoing through the cabin made me feel very smol and it was an amazing feeling. Thank you to @crinklecat.bsky.social for capturing this moment 🙂
October 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"CY-borg" was fun. I was walking through the house and everyone could see where I was and what i was looking at. Then I followed @littlebrando.bsky.social to the bedroom for this "very" private diaper change and it was immediatly audible when the living room realized
Babysitter information guides would actually be really helpful to navagating scenes in an abdl context. So much info you can give about what is and isnt ok while still being playful about it.
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I want to be taught how to take care of a little by their caregiver like the caregiver is changing their diaper and is telling me "Make sure they have their paci for diaper changes otherwise they may put dirty hands in their mouth." "See this little bump make sure that gets some rash cream" etc
October 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I want to be taught how to take care of a little by their caregiver like the caregiver is changing their diaper and is telling me "Make sure they have their paci for diaper changes otherwise they may put dirty hands in their mouth." "See this little bump make sure that gets some rash cream" etc
I was thinking about how it's hot for a couple to share one pajama set. 1 gets the top and a diaper, one gets the bottoms and a diaper. But it's funny that top + diaper is littler than bottoms + diaper even of the same pj set
October 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I was thinking about how it's hot for a couple to share one pajama set. 1 gets the top and a diaper, one gets the bottoms and a diaper. But it's funny that top + diaper is littler than bottoms + diaper even of the same pj set
1. Someone who shares my values
2. Someone who respects my opinion
3. Someone who will accept being barred from using the toilet
2. Someone who respects my opinion
3. Someone who will accept being barred from using the toilet
October 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
1. Someone who shares my values
2. Someone who respects my opinion
3. Someone who will accept being barred from using the toilet
2. Someone who respects my opinion
3. Someone who will accept being barred from using the toilet
I used to work at Old Navy and people would ask me about how they looked in different outfits and I'd always tell them they looked great because if they are asking they think it might look good.
I'm just here to encourage people to do the things they already might want to do.
I'm just here to encourage people to do the things they already might want to do.
September 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I used to work at Old Navy and people would ask me about how they looked in different outfits and I'd always tell them they looked great because if they are asking they think it might look good.
I'm just here to encourage people to do the things they already might want to do.
I'm just here to encourage people to do the things they already might want to do.