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@cyberwolf.bsky.social
1 of the 97 hosts of the daily show
I’m just very low in the rotation
I’m just very low in the rotation
Oh yes, my complaint was heard. I can leave the house today.
I will never understand how FedEx is so disorganized they can’t ever arrive within the two hour window they give you on the app.
Just delete that feature. It is worthless.
Just delete that feature. It is worthless.
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Oh yes, my complaint was heard. I can leave the house today.
I will never understand how FedEx is so disorganized they can’t ever arrive within the two hour window they give you on the app.
Just delete that feature. It is worthless.
Just delete that feature. It is worthless.
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I will never understand how FedEx is so disorganized they can’t ever arrive within the two hour window they give you on the app.
Just delete that feature. It is worthless.
Just delete that feature. It is worthless.
His mafia name is Baby Teeth
And he doesn’t even complain about it because it’s a massive upgrade from Colton
And he doesn’t even complain about it because it’s a massive upgrade from Colton
Colton Moore is the state senator for Greene’s district. My guess is he’s probably going to run for her seat. From his wedding …
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
His mafia name is Baby Teeth
And he doesn’t even complain about it because it’s a massive upgrade from Colton
And he doesn’t even complain about it because it’s a massive upgrade from Colton
There’s nothing on earth more delicious than a perfectly ripened, juicy piece of mango
Unfortunately, the mango I had today was partially ripened slightly bitter tasting greenish garbage
Unfortunately, the mango I had today was partially ripened slightly bitter tasting greenish garbage
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
There’s nothing on earth more delicious than a perfectly ripened, juicy piece of mango
Unfortunately, the mango I had today was partially ripened slightly bitter tasting greenish garbage
Unfortunately, the mango I had today was partially ripened slightly bitter tasting greenish garbage
I guess the only difference between America is fall into fascism and Germany’s fall into fascism is we have the internet to tell us exactly how it’s happening
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I guess the only difference between America is fall into fascism and Germany’s fall into fascism is we have the internet to tell us exactly how it’s happening
I just hope I get to be an agent when I’m uploaded into the datacenter powered matrix
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I just hope I get to be an agent when I’m uploaded into the datacenter powered matrix
Therapist: do you ever talk to yourself?
Me: no
Therapist: do you ever use Bluesky?
Me: sometimes
Therapist: OK so you do talk to yourself
Me: oh yeah, I guess sometimes I do
Me: no
Therapist: do you ever use Bluesky?
Me: sometimes
Therapist: OK so you do talk to yourself
Me: oh yeah, I guess sometimes I do
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Therapist: do you ever talk to yourself?
Me: no
Therapist: do you ever use Bluesky?
Me: sometimes
Therapist: OK so you do talk to yourself
Me: oh yeah, I guess sometimes I do
Me: no
Therapist: do you ever use Bluesky?
Me: sometimes
Therapist: OK so you do talk to yourself
Me: oh yeah, I guess sometimes I do
I still remember when certain folks were cheering for capitalism to be deregulated
And now those same people are crying about how unfair the economy is
Like, yeah, that’s what the regulations were for
#FAFO
And now those same people are crying about how unfair the economy is
Like, yeah, that’s what the regulations were for
#FAFO
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I still remember when certain folks were cheering for capitalism to be deregulated
And now those same people are crying about how unfair the economy is
Like, yeah, that’s what the regulations were for
#FAFO
And now those same people are crying about how unfair the economy is
Like, yeah, that’s what the regulations were for
#FAFO
The Supreme Court says he can do whatever he wants to do
But unfortunately, Epstein files is literally the one thing he can’t do
He really wants to do it, but he just can’t do it. Obama.
But unfortunately, Epstein files is literally the one thing he can’t do
He really wants to do it, but he just can’t do it. Obama.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The Supreme Court says he can do whatever he wants to do
But unfortunately, Epstein files is literally the one thing he can’t do
He really wants to do it, but he just can’t do it. Obama.
But unfortunately, Epstein files is literally the one thing he can’t do
He really wants to do it, but he just can’t do it. Obama.
What are the chances Donald Trump tries the nuke the forest fires?
The odds are certainly not zero. Just look at that wind. Be just like blowing out a big birthday candle.
Oh god, this is how his brain works, isn’t it?
The odds are certainly not zero. Just look at that wind. Be just like blowing out a big birthday candle.
Oh god, this is how his brain works, isn’t it?
a fire is burning through a forest with trees in the foreground and a building in the background .
ALT: a fire is burning through a forest with trees in the foreground and a building in the background .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
What are the chances Donald Trump tries the nuke the forest fires?
The odds are certainly not zero. Just look at that wind. Be just like blowing out a big birthday candle.
Oh god, this is how his brain works, isn’t it?
The odds are certainly not zero. Just look at that wind. Be just like blowing out a big birthday candle.
Oh god, this is how his brain works, isn’t it?
Americans: pfft, idc about fascism. Doesn’t really concern me
Also Americans: oh my god, Steph Curry stopped wearing Under Armours and is now wearing Nikes. My life has fundamentally changed
Also Americans: oh my god, Steph Curry stopped wearing Under Armours and is now wearing Nikes. My life has fundamentally changed
November 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Americans: pfft, idc about fascism. Doesn’t really concern me
Also Americans: oh my god, Steph Curry stopped wearing Under Armours and is now wearing Nikes. My life has fundamentally changed
Also Americans: oh my god, Steph Curry stopped wearing Under Armours and is now wearing Nikes. My life has fundamentally changed
I will never forgive Democrats for fumbling the shutdown
Apparently, most Democrats already forgot
Very excited about Trump failing so we can maybe get yet another shitbrain corporate Democrat in
Starting to think a lot of these accounts are ran by lobbyist groups
Apparently, most Democrats already forgot
Very excited about Trump failing so we can maybe get yet another shitbrain corporate Democrat in
Starting to think a lot of these accounts are ran by lobbyist groups
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I will never forgive Democrats for fumbling the shutdown
Apparently, most Democrats already forgot
Very excited about Trump failing so we can maybe get yet another shitbrain corporate Democrat in
Starting to think a lot of these accounts are ran by lobbyist groups
Apparently, most Democrats already forgot
Very excited about Trump failing so we can maybe get yet another shitbrain corporate Democrat in
Starting to think a lot of these accounts are ran by lobbyist groups
Corporations from Asia come over to America to exploit our cheap labor and weak worker protections
I guess it’s true — what goes around, comes around
youtu.be/OKgurZ0CRDE?...
I guess it’s true — what goes around, comes around
youtu.be/OKgurZ0CRDE?...
I Worked For Hyundai. What I Saw Will Shock You.
YouTube video by More Perfect Union
youtu.be
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Corporations from Asia come over to America to exploit our cheap labor and weak worker protections
I guess it’s true — what goes around, comes around
youtu.be/OKgurZ0CRDE?...
I guess it’s true — what goes around, comes around
youtu.be/OKgurZ0CRDE?...
Bluesky: hello we are social media
Also Bluesky: pressing like button costs 2 thousand dollars
Me: OK kind of seems like you don’t want people to engage with one another
Also Bluesky: pressing like button costs 2 thousand dollars
Me: OK kind of seems like you don’t want people to engage with one another
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Bluesky: hello we are social media
Also Bluesky: pressing like button costs 2 thousand dollars
Me: OK kind of seems like you don’t want people to engage with one another
Also Bluesky: pressing like button costs 2 thousand dollars
Me: OK kind of seems like you don’t want people to engage with one another
Speaking of orange. Dope pic
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Speaking of orange. Dope pic
Find someone that loves you as much as Pam Bondi loves Donald Trump‘s old sweaty sagging orange sack
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Find someone that loves you as much as Pam Bondi loves Donald Trump‘s old sweaty sagging orange sack
Can AOC kindly show Chuck Schumer’s old out of touch ass to the door?
It seems like that’s a seat she could easily take.
It seems like that’s a seat she could easily take.
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Can AOC kindly show Chuck Schumer’s old out of touch ass to the door?
It seems like that’s a seat she could easily take.
It seems like that’s a seat she could easily take.
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Huh.
Trump dropped the tariffs on coffee, beef, and tropical fruit to LOWER PRICES.
I thought other countries paid for those?
Trump dropped the tariffs on coffee, beef, and tropical fruit to LOWER PRICES.
I thought other countries paid for those?
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Huh.
Trump dropped the tariffs on coffee, beef, and tropical fruit to LOWER PRICES.
I thought other countries paid for those?
Trump dropped the tariffs on coffee, beef, and tropical fruit to LOWER PRICES.
I thought other countries paid for those?
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gives dems an excuse to get nothing done when they have power
They get stuff done, but nothing remarkable in the way of helping working class
Min wage, universal healthcare, etc are all impossible with the filibuster. And most of these old gooner democrats want it that way
We’re being played
They get stuff done, but nothing remarkable in the way of helping working class
Min wage, universal healthcare, etc are all impossible with the filibuster. And most of these old gooner democrats want it that way
We’re being played
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
gives dems an excuse to get nothing done when they have power
They get stuff done, but nothing remarkable in the way of helping working class
Min wage, universal healthcare, etc are all impossible with the filibuster. And most of these old gooner democrats want it that way
We’re being played
They get stuff done, but nothing remarkable in the way of helping working class
Min wage, universal healthcare, etc are all impossible with the filibuster. And most of these old gooner democrats want it that way
We’re being played
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I really like Bernie Sanders’ elder statesman era.
Unlike too many older politicians who cling to power and perpetuate an outdated political culture, Bernie is actively mentoring the next generation of progressive leaders before he retires.
It’s how it should be.
And it’s working.
Unlike too many older politicians who cling to power and perpetuate an outdated political culture, Bernie is actively mentoring the next generation of progressive leaders before he retires.
It’s how it should be.
And it’s working.
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I really like Bernie Sanders’ elder statesman era.
Unlike too many older politicians who cling to power and perpetuate an outdated political culture, Bernie is actively mentoring the next generation of progressive leaders before he retires.
It’s how it should be.
And it’s working.
Unlike too many older politicians who cling to power and perpetuate an outdated political culture, Bernie is actively mentoring the next generation of progressive leaders before he retires.
It’s how it should be.
And it’s working.
Trump lies as he defaces the White House with tacky Home Depot decor...
YouTube video by Wandering Thought
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Here’s what happened:
Democrats shut the government down to win points so they could win elections across the country
And once that happened, they went right back to the regularly scheduled programming of not giving a fuck about anyone
Democrats shut the government down to win points so they could win elections across the country
And once that happened, they went right back to the regularly scheduled programming of not giving a fuck about anyone
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Here’s what happened:
Democrats shut the government down to win points so they could win elections across the country
And once that happened, they went right back to the regularly scheduled programming of not giving a fuck about anyone
Democrats shut the government down to win points so they could win elections across the country
And once that happened, they went right back to the regularly scheduled programming of not giving a fuck about anyone
