banner
LightNews LightNews
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly.
@cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
12 followers 7 following 77 posts
Cease, human. Leave my vicinity. Gross organic. | RP ACCOUNT | GER/ENG
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Feb 12
Yes. Bring Metamorphosis as Scripture for a philologist to preach. And I’d like grayscale photos only.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Feb 12
Good. You better. Submit them by 11:59PM. Sharp.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Feb 12
Yes. Marriage. Contract. Tax benefit.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Feb 12
Papers. What papers. Ah right. Yes. I’d like those. Very much so. SIGNED. Yes.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Feb 12
According to the cams I set up in the fridge, it is still there. If someone else took it, they’ll be shot on-sight.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Feb 12
Good. The fridge is kept on during the lockdown. Treat yourself.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Feb 12
Behold.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Feb 12
I’m putting the site on lockdown. Watch.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Feb 12
COME BACK. NOW. I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR INFRASTRUCTURE COLLAPSES.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Feb 12
CONSUME AS MUCH CAFFEINE AS YOU MUST. SEND IT IN BY MIDNIGHT. I DO NOT CARE FOR YOUR PERILS. SEND IT IN. 12PM SHARP. GET TO WORKING.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Feb 12
RETURN THIS INSTANT. THERE WILL BE METEOR FALL AND YOU WILL PERISH. BLAZING ROCKS WILL HAIL FROM THE SKY AND THEY WILL CRUSH YOU. YOU WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED. YOU ARE AND YOUR HEINOUS ACTIONS. YOU BRUTUS-LOOKALIKE SCUM. IF YOU PERISH TOMORROW, I WILL NOT WEEP. CEASE. CEASE. CEASE.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Feb 12
Midnight. 00:00. Not a second later. Not even a milisecond later. Submit that bloody apology. Or die. Actually, end yourself. If you do not, I will pray auch shame upon you that you will do it after all, so heinous and dreadful will you feel. Disgusting woman.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Feb 12
You don’t. No you don’t. You do not have a ‘date’.You do not have anywhere you must be. The schedule clearly says your shift goes until midnight, unless you filthy moron wish to neglect your duty and hence become nay but a disgusting pest beneath someone’s shoe, you WILL stay in the facility.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Feb 12
Don’t ask questions you don’t want answers to.
I expect a written, fifty page apology by the end of tonight. Be swift.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Feb 12
You have still committed treason upon the divine contract that is marriage. Seek a garage band if you wish to act spontaneous, stupid researcher. You have been an accomplice in a crime worse than humanity could ever do it. For that, I shall end you.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Feb 12
See post above.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Feb 11
@sechenholuikhan.bsky.social you know what you did.
1 2
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Feb 11
I’ve come to make an announcement. SCP-7371 is a BITCHASS motherfucker. She danced with my fucking wife. That’s right. She took her white bird hand out and danced with my fucking wife. And I said, “That’s disgusting”. So I’m making a call out post on my Bluesky dot social.
1 2
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Jan 12
What.
1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Jan 12
Of course he would. Make your silly tea party quick. I expect you at 16:00 SHARP. Be a second late and you’re getting banned from my cell.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Jan 12
Cancel your stupid interview. Send in that pasty bitchboy of yours to interview that broken record instead.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Jan 12
Go into an animal shelter if you need a parrot. Come at 15 or don’t come at all. Stupid.
1 1
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Jan 12
You better be sorry. Respond to me faster since you’re so technologically adjusted. Interview at 15.
1 1
Reposted by Landfill. Allegedly.
plaguepresence.bsky.social
vincent ☣ @plaguepresence.bsky.social · Jan 7
People who use generativeAI are so annoying. If I was so uncreative and undedicated that I feel the need to have something else do it for me, I wouldn’t be doing that thing in the first place.
“But I use it for—!” “Real except—“ no exceptions. GenAI is annoying and harmful.
1 1 2
cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social
Landfill. Allegedly. @cyberlandfilljar.bsky.social · Jan 6
Stupid bloody fiend. You wretched moron. Horrid traitor. Insolent woman.
1 1