Dad, husband, mathematician, programmer, musician, designer, etc. In Edmonton, Canada.
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
December 13, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should."
New app idea: "Halfsies"
So basically I want to buy a McCain's Deep'n Delicious cake, but I don't want to eat a whole one. Halfsies locates a second party who also wants to buy a Deep 'n Delicious cake and we split it.
(Note: the app would also help split non-Deep'n Delicious things.)
So basically I want to buy a McCain's Deep'n Delicious cake, but I don't want to eat a whole one. Halfsies locates a second party who also wants to buy a Deep 'n Delicious cake and we split it.
(Note: the app would also help split non-Deep'n Delicious things.)
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
New app idea: "Halfsies"
So basically I want to buy a McCain's Deep'n Delicious cake, but I don't want to eat a whole one. Halfsies locates a second party who also wants to buy a Deep 'n Delicious cake and we split it.
(Note: the app would also help split non-Deep'n Delicious things.)
So basically I want to buy a McCain's Deep'n Delicious cake, but I don't want to eat a whole one. Halfsies locates a second party who also wants to buy a Deep 'n Delicious cake and we split it.
(Note: the app would also help split non-Deep'n Delicious things.)
I wish the Blue Jays had won. I do. That said, I'm eager to not hear anything about baseball for the next several months.
November 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I wish the Blue Jays had won. I do. That said, I'm eager to not hear anything about baseball for the next several months.
October 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
October 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
post an unusual sign if you feel like it
June 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
post an unusual sign if you feel like it
LinkedIn: "Here's a notification you don't care about ..."
Also LinkedIn: "Here's a bullshit message you don't care about ..."
Also LinkedIn: "Here's a bullshit message you don't care about ..."
May 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
LinkedIn: "Here's a notification you don't care about ..."
Also LinkedIn: "Here's a bullshit message you don't care about ..."
Also LinkedIn: "Here's a bullshit message you don't care about ..."
I was trying to remember the word "provenance" this morning ... thanks for the help Google!
April 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I was trying to remember the word "provenance" this morning ... thanks for the help Google!
I would like to start a petition to add the line "We're a sovereign nation, you orange shitgibbon" to O Canada.
March 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I would like to start a petition to add the line "We're a sovereign nation, you orange shitgibbon" to O Canada.
@dirklancer.bsky.social I suspect you're not vegan, but for some reason this skeet reminded me of you ...
Picking up paczki from a vegan bakery in an alley, as is traditional.
March 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
@dirklancer.bsky.social I suspect you're not vegan, but for some reason this skeet reminded me of you ...
Stereolab (clip) on As It Happens!
February 26, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Stereolab (clip) on As It Happens!
It would be amusing if Loblaws renamed their generic brand to Prime Minister's Choice.
February 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It would be amusing if Loblaws renamed their generic brand to Prime Minister's Choice.
Maybe Trump wants the US to take over so many places so that as a felon he'll be legally entitled to visit them?
February 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Maybe Trump wants the US to take over so many places so that as a felon he'll be legally entitled to visit them?
Trump learning the word "tariff" reminds me of that time Bruce McCulloch learned the word "ascertain" ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lStc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lStc...
Kids in the Hall - S03E08 - Freedom of Speech ("You use the word 'ascertain' too much.")
YouTube video by Matt J. H.
www.youtube.com
January 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Trump learning the word "tariff" reminds me of that time Bruce McCulloch learned the word "ascertain" ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lStc...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lStc...
Reposted by Chris Want @[email protected]
Looks like Danielle Smith has a flag for her Vichy administration. She gives Trump's stars and stripes top billing. She has blanked out our Maple Leaf with a battle cry for oil giants.
Did Kevin O'Leary help design the logo?
Canada needs to stand up to the quislings.
Did Kevin O'Leary help design the logo?
Canada needs to stand up to the quislings.
January 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Looks like Danielle Smith has a flag for her Vichy administration. She gives Trump's stars and stripes top billing. She has blanked out our Maple Leaf with a battle cry for oil giants.
Did Kevin O'Leary help design the logo?
Canada needs to stand up to the quislings.
Did Kevin O'Leary help design the logo?
Canada needs to stand up to the quislings.
Does anybody else have that sick feeling that Trump is going to try to give/sell TikTok to Musk?
(If the US supreme court rules that it has to be sold from Chinese ownership.)
(If the US supreme court rules that it has to be sold from Chinese ownership.)
January 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Does anybody else have that sick feeling that Trump is going to try to give/sell TikTok to Musk?
(If the US supreme court rules that it has to be sold from Chinese ownership.)
(If the US supreme court rules that it has to be sold from Chinese ownership.)
My dog should have been a member of 70s ELO ...
January 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My dog should have been a member of 70s ELO ...
This is the Kickstarter that I backed nine years ago, and has finally arrived today (it would have arrived in November, but Canada Post ...).
Better late than never!
Better late than never!
January 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is the Kickstarter that I backed nine years ago, and has finally arrived today (it would have arrived in November, but Canada Post ...).
Better late than never!
Better late than never!