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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 3d

Bonus points if you were cancelled for something serious as from there, Twitter will attack the response video for "mocking sensitive topics" by "putting it in a jokey ARG".

Apologize for the "collaboration" instead.

Or maybe just don't get cancelled and stop having a skill issue but fgkhjhkhhgk

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 3d

Bad Cancelation Idea: If an allegation video is made on you, add Base64 on all videos they used as evidence, and put secret codes in the 'response video'. This will result in everyone thinking it's a collab ARG and thus all fictional.

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 19d

"i can probably delete this line, it doesn't look that important"

#Indiedev #indiegame #gamedev #meme

Panel 1: (Poorly drawn me looks happy) "Alright, I'm going to take a month off in June to work on my game!" "Then after that I'll work on it along side videos"
Panel 2: (Poorly drawn me's head is slightly smushed backwards, but not noticeably so) "I know I still have a week of my break, but maybe I can put it on pause for a bit so I can get ahead and catch up on making videos for when the break is over"
Panel 3: (Even more noticeably smushed back) "I could work on my game. But I only just got off break, I should still catch up on my Youtube Revenue"
Panel 4: (Most smushed back) "I know it's been a while since I've actually worked on my game, but I need to get this upcoming, literally the longest video I've ever made, done!"
Panel 5: (back to normal) "Damn this hour long video essay is going great! Maybe I should do a little bit of coding work!"
Panel 6: (Shows a bunch of nonsense spaghetti code presumably written by them in the past) "If code shits itself, kindly ask it not to (30 frames) +1 to Variable "fuck"" "DO NOT DELETE IT MAKES THEM GO TO THE CORNER FOR SOME REASON (pointing to) Coconut.PNG" "Loop > DO NOT LOOP THIS > Is event on tile 12, 6? If not, are they on 13, 6?"
Panel 7: (looks confused)
Panel 8: (They grab the computer, their face looks disoriented and stretched) "the fuck is this shit"

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · 26d

About 1/4th of the way through the Daydream video (my next 1hr+ video) and honestly keep having to stop midway to record something new like a new comment I found, or I dug another 2 inches down the rabbit hole, or I need to clarify something.

Hope to get it done Early-October! Excited!! Stay tuned.

a brown dog is laying on a bed with its eyes closed .

Alt: A dog (Shiba Inu) is excitedly wagging its tail, smiling, while against a bed looking at the camera.

media.tenor.com

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Sep 6

so i did a typo earlier today and just realized
can somebody please answer to me why fnaf fanfictions aren't called fnafictions. please. tell me. it was such a missed opportunity.

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Aug 31

"Fork Found in Fork": The obvious assumption is usually the correct one, basically just Occam's Razor but forks.
"Kitchen Found in Kitchen": Something that is implied to be obvious by one person, actually being entirely wrong when factually checked.

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Aug 30

if "Fork found in Kitchen" means an obvious statement of one thing leading to another...
Then I think "Kitchen found in Fork" should be a statement where a person forces one thing to lead to another when it doesn't.

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Aug 26

--and put into places you feel deserve your money! This amount changes based on several factors, but can be up to 60% of what you would have otherwise paid.

With this, you can give your taxes to a cause that actually makes you ":)"
(not a financial advisor, and there's like a 39% chance I'm wrong)

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Aug 26

Bad(?) Financial Advice:
Need to pay Taxes but really don't want to give the government money? Once you've calculated your taxes, you can legally donate up a percent of that to a non-profit charity!

Because donations can become tax deductions, that amount can be taken out of what you owe in taxes--

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Aug 24

i think the only reason so many AI artists see being able to do art as something you're 'gifted' with is because many artists started super young (3-8) when we were immune/unaware of 'cringe'.
Once you're in school or older you start having to draw while KNOWING you're bad for a while to IMPROVE.

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Aug 17

The long-video curse at its finest. Looks like we have another hour long video coming your way, Youtube.

I am not looking forward to recording this man, my throat never does.

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Aug 12

Okay so I just got Kindergarten Part 2 done editing wise, tomorrow I will be adding in the music so I should have it scheduled then and be able to work on Captions + Art stuff.

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Aug 11

--So I'll be playing through all of those and incorporating them into the script as a whole.

Excited to start working on THAT video soon as there's a lot I feel like people don't know about that game that I found and this is important to be shared before their Kickstarter coming up. (3/3)

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Aug 11

On another note though, I'm very excited to start working on my video on the game Daydream as I also found another game they made in the past that they abandoned, and on top of that they posted 2 new Alpha-builds to another game they are trying to pump out BEFORE Daydream-- (2/3)

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Aug 11

Ok here's your specialty BlueSky-only update fellas.
Recently got sick from Dumping Syndrome of unknown cause (as I have never HAD surgery, so I shouldn't be getting it?) so I've been a little slow to work on things, but Part 2 of the Kindergarten video is almost done. (1/3)

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Aug 9

If Nebula had a free tier, and allowed more creators to make the switch, it would be THE platform people would go to during times like this.

Maybe I'd post on both for a while, but I'd ultimately switch if they just had better 'casual' access for people to actually watch and post.
(theoretical)

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Aug 9

I've never gotten around to making a video on it (kind of which I had though given all the recent internet events XD) but I genuinely believe that, if Nebula had a 'free' tier where you just had to watch ads, they would be genuine competition to Youtube and become an actual replacement for many.

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Jul 30

awww yeah

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Jul 30

aww yeah it's ants, yo

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Jul 27

YO I JUST BOUGHT A WHOLE ASS WATERMELON FOR $6 BUCKS THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Jul 21

(Oh, yeah and here's the other thumbnails!)
(Kindergarten theory PT1 and my Disturbing Vocaloid Video based on older-style Youtube thumbnails/AkiDearist's older thumbnail style!)

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Jul 21

"Nugget knows no love"
(I got youtube thumbnails done today! Here's one for Kindergarten theory PT2 I think looks pretty great!)

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Jul 19

Vocaloid Songs video is already done script-wise, I just hate recording so I like to do them in bulk.

Pt1 is almost done, but just decided to split it because the Nugget part was getting WAYY too long. Once I get Pt1 and 2 scripted into individual videos, then I will record them all at once.

CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Jul 19

welp, my first ever two part theory

Here's how it'll go:
Obscure Vocaloid Songs with Dark Backstories
How does the Timeloop work in Kindergarten? (Pt 1)
Nugget is the way he is because of the Timeloop (Pt 2)

Aiming to make each done at the same time and post them all back-2-back, Fri-Fri-Fri.

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CutCafe @cutcafe.bsky.social · Jul 19

me fr

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