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ᵗʰᵉʸ/ ᵗʰᵉᵐ idgaf ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom
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my next playthrough of Cyberpunk will be as an NPC

no backstory, no perks, no skills, no hacks, no cyberwear, no Eddie's, no drip
I looked up The Sims once on Bluesky, and now my feed is full of softcore ERP slop content. I keep marking the posts as uninteresting and muting accounts, but it keeps flooding in. Please @bsky.app, how do I make it stop? I want to commit scooter to ankle.
how do you turn off motion blur in real life?
In Battlefield 6, I just shot a guy in the ass so hard he launched up into the air like Charlie Brown after Lucy yanks the football out from under him. GOTY
Everyone in voice chat thinks I’ve matured and learned to control my temper.. but I just flip my mic up during meltdowns
You can’t convince me Disney Dreamlight Valley isn’t a girl game, because at any moment you can just stop what you’re doing and change your outfit. Most modern FPS games are as well.
Manly games have a bare-bones UI and an endless XP grind. Nonbinary games have a frog and mods that break everything.
Wow, so Oracle and I do have something in common
I'm over 40 and still play video games. Without them to keep me busy, I’d be outside running amok; digging for fossils in the backyard, or exploring haunted derelict buildings. It's in everyone's best interest that I stay contained.
sooo I tried to follow an Inktober 2025 prompt but somewhere along the way it turned into possession-induced art. I'm pretty sure I can't show this to anyone now. It's not mine anymore and tbh it's not very good
Currently reading Minecraft: The Island by Max Brooks, and I'm tweaking big time cuz he referred to a cow as black and white. Cows are not black and white, they are BROWN and white! The more I read, I'm beginning to think none of this even happened!!!!!!!!!
Now is the time to leave Tiktok and go to Skylight Social
I love orange Tic Tacs sm I keep them in an old pill bottle on my desk. Sometimes I eat them by the handful just to freak people out so they leave my office faster.
The Wendy’s Unhappy Meal chicken nuggets came with scorpion pepper hot sauce that dropped me to 1 HP and banished me to the shadow realm. (I shit my pants)
My elderly mom fell the other day because she couldn’t lock the fuck in. smh
FaZe Subway Jared’s sudden departure has raised real concerns about accountability and transparency in FaZe Clan. Apparently, the E in esports does not stand for ethics.
ffs where are all the other elder millennial gamers at? Quit one of your jobs and log in, what we playin?
There was a time I was unknowingly sleeping with a married woman who had children, so now every time I throw the classic 'I f’d your mom' insult in a game, I can’t help but laugh because it might actually be true.
Sky: Children of the Light fixed my social anxiety and reminded me that strangers can be kind... but I can’t help wishing for a flamethrower. There’s a satisfying joy in wiping out the hostile stuff. Always running away lets problems spread or worsen if left unchecked. Yes, there's subtext here.
I contracted a Venom symbiote at the Goob Lagoon water park. Management refused to refund our tickets since facultative alien bonding isn’t covered by their policy.
I prefer to play a game series in order, just to pinpoint exactly where in the story I started being terrible at it.
I used mine to keep mementos of my late cat; her fav toys, paw prints, and tufts of fur. She was far too courtly for a typical memory box.
There's an 11mm block of Minecraft gravel stuck in my ureter. Some goddamn Enderman keeps putting it back every time I try to pass it.