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He closed his eyes expectant of something horrible. His eyes peeled open, raising a brow.
//Lol those are the best
You are welcome. :)
That sounds unpleasant. I'm sorry. ☹️
//Lol those are the best
You are welcome. :)
That sounds unpleasant. I'm sorry. ☹️
* Xeno turned Sonic around and flicked him in the head, giggling like an idiot *
// yeah, he's just a silly goober
And ty bwa
I may have to get 1 or 2 teeth pulled so I'm not looking forward to that </3
// yeah, he's just a silly goober
And ty bwa
I may have to get 1 or 2 teeth pulled so I'm not looking forward to that </3
Teleportation a definite weakness against his speed. He yelped frantically flailing his hands.
"No don't crush my spine!" He assumes this is where he's heading with this.
//Lol this is very amusing. Also it's fine and not a problem 👌 that however isn't good. I hope you feel better.
"No don't crush my spine!" He assumes this is where he's heading with this.
//Lol this is very amusing. Also it's fine and not a problem 👌 that however isn't good. I hope you feel better.
* Xeno teleported behind Sonic and wrapped his arms around his torso *
❝ I'm not done with you yet.... ❞
// Xeno's gonna flick him in the forehead bc he thinks it's funny
Also sorry for the different times I've been replying, toothache + fever are kicking my ass ough
❝ I'm not done with you yet.... ❞
// Xeno's gonna flick him in the forehead bc he thinks it's funny
Also sorry for the different times I've been replying, toothache + fever are kicking my ass ough
Sonic stares wide-eyed at him. His hand was feeling better now, not like it was being flayed and stomped all over. He's backing away now.
//Xeno you broke this hedgehog's hand of course he's going to complain! /Ih
//Xeno you broke this hedgehog's hand of course he's going to complain! /Ih
* Xeno scoffed as he healed Sonic's hand *
// Xeno tired of his complaining </3
// Xeno tired of his complaining </3
"I do mean it!" His eyes are wide with such pain.
"I'm only yelling to distract myself from passing out from pain!"
//Sonic already getting his hand injured by this man the first time they meet lmao
"I'm only yelling to distract myself from passing out from pain!"
//Sonic already getting his hand injured by this man the first time they meet lmao
* Xeno leaned closer, bearing his teeth *
❝ Like you mean it. ❞
// Xeno doesn't take bs from anyone, not even the people he's a fan of/silly
❝ Like you mean it. ❞
// Xeno doesn't take bs from anyone, not even the people he's a fan of/silly
"Okay I'm sorry! Let my hand go!"
He looks very miserable. This hedgehog.
//Xeno isn't playing around/silly
He looks very miserable. This hedgehog.
//Xeno isn't playing around/silly
❝ No, I want you to apologize and not base me off of how I look! Thats all I want from you right now! Or is that still too much to ask?! ❞
* Xeno squeezed harder *
// Xeno stand on ur business/silly
* Xeno squeezed harder *
// Xeno stand on ur business/silly
"Oh fine you want me to just call you bland and normal. Is that what you want?!"
He sounds like somebody about to be axe murdered. The pain is unbelievable for him.
//Hopefully they get used to each other lol and Sonic figures out how to do this better.
He sounds like somebody about to be axe murdered. The pain is unbelievable for him.
//Hopefully they get used to each other lol and Sonic figures out how to do this better.
❝ And you aren't really acting like a good person. I thought the great Sonic the Hedgehog treated everyone equally? ❞
* Xeno squeezed Sonic's injured hand *
// Xeno will heal it...eventually.....maybe
* Xeno squeezed Sonic's injured hand *
// Xeno will heal it...eventually.....maybe
Sonic screams bloody murder shaking at the awful pain in his fingers.
"I thought you would take that as a compliment! You sure aren't acting like a Sonic fan!"
//Sonic buddy you need to learn how to word things better! or your hand will forever be a mess. /silly
"I thought you would take that as a compliment! You sure aren't acting like a Sonic fan!"
//Sonic buddy you need to learn how to word things better! or your hand will forever be a mess. /silly
* Xeno grabbed Sonic's bad hand and bended the fingers in the way they shouldn't *
// rip Sonic's hand again </3
// rip Sonic's hand again </3
"I wasn't serious. Okay so your appearance is actually startling but my poking fun is a way to be less scared of you?"
He's just making it worse.
//Buckle up Xeno this Sonic is different lol and most definite, more immature.
He's just making it worse.
//Buckle up Xeno this Sonic is different lol and most definite, more immature.
* Xeno just stared at him *
❝ You called me a vampire and kept poking fun at that fact..you were saying it in a way to make fun of me. You don't need to be an ass about it. ❞
// Xeno's talked with a lot of Sonics so far, he sometimes forgets which one he's talking to/silly
❝ You called me a vampire and kept poking fun at that fact..you were saying it in a way to make fun of me. You don't need to be an ass about it. ❞
// Xeno's talked with a lot of Sonics so far, he sometimes forgets which one he's talking to/silly