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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 17h

Thinking about hosting a monthly art challenge where an artist is given a vtuber tagline and has to draw what THEY think that vtuber looks like. Any interested?

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 2d

I wasn't following you for some reason >:[

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 3d

Shallots are just onions that were told were special growing up.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 5d

It's the Nobel PEACE Prize you dumb moldy orange carcass. Not the Nobel "I begged for it harder" Prize.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 15d

Since bsky has agreed that I am an adult I can fully say:

Mike DeWine is a cuck and can bite my ass.

Full stop.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 22d

a man with a beard is wearing a white tank top and talking to someone .

ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a white tank top and talking to someone .

media.tenor.com

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 22d

😅- Awkwardly stare at each other I guess? 🤣

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 22d

Morning. I'm being a hooker today.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 23d

Morning... Go do crime. Don't get caught.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · 24d

Why am I attempting to animate again

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · Sep 16

Morning. Trying to avoid going back to the ER

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · Sep 15

Me: "I feel weird."
Nurse: "Go to the hospital."
Me: "But what if I don't need to?'
Second Nurse: "Go to the hospital."
Me: "... nah."

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · Sep 14

Watching a romantic cdrama:

"Why are all these dudes so distracted from their wives by puss?! I don't get it... maybe it's the ace in me talking.. actually I don't have an ace in me that's kind of the point of being ace..."

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · Sep 13

Make a band singular:

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Card Cutter 🗡️🤡 @cardcuttervo.bsky.social · Sep 13

Make a band singular:

Matchbox One

🫧Mipha🫧 @mipha13.bsky.social · Sep 13

Make a band singular:

1 Door Down

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · Sep 13

Morning. Started my new meds. So far so good! No immediate reaction

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · Sep 10

Remember everyone. If cops ask for tips: "I'm blind in my left ear" got it? The last snitch didn't get paid

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · Sep 10

Morning.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · Sep 6

REDHEART YOU BETTER COUNT YO MUTHERFUCKIN DAYS >:[

A picture of yarn thats been cut and tied off by the manufacturer

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · Sep 6

Im sorry. All I can imagine is the little pop as it slots in to your doll body like a barbie accessory XD

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · Sep 2

Should be starting my new MS meds very soon. I'm excited. Hopefully I'll start having more energy to move around and get things done.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · Aug 19

Labubus are just Trolls but uglier and with less personality. Fight me.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · Aug 18

Sometimes when I'm really bored I look for bad photoshops on Amazon.

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · Aug 6

I'm hilarious

A screenshot of a text message reading

"Also I just learned I share a birthday with a brutal dictator (allegedly) so yay!"

"I share a birthday with Elongated Muskrat so I feel your pain"

"I share a birthday with a dictator and you share a birthday with a tater dick. Win! Lmao"

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · Aug 4

So you're telling me a fish thought "It would be really funny if I got out of the water and walked." and now I have to deal with taxes and bills? Imma go back in time and eat that fish...

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The Cutest Eldritch Abomination @cryptidvt.bsky.social · Jul 16

ah yes the pixar mom proportions...im into it

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