Cryptid Escapes
@cryptidescapes.bsky.social
Escape room nestled in beautiful historic Fairhaven in Bellingham, WA
Join the adventure! 🧩🎮🎲💚
Join the adventure! 🧩🎮🎲💚
"Remember how I said I was ready? That was a lie"
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"What is our strategy?"
"CHAOS"
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"What is our strategy?"
"CHAOS"
May 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
"Remember how I said I was ready? That was a lie"
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"What is our strategy?"
"CHAOS"
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"What is our strategy?"
"CHAOS"
"It was polio, there, I solved it, case closed"
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"Oh god this ship runs on windows?? No wonder everything is breaking!"
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"Oh god this ship runs on windows?? No wonder everything is breaking!"
May 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
"It was polio, there, I solved it, case closed"
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"Oh god this ship runs on windows?? No wonder everything is breaking!"
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"Oh god this ship runs on windows?? No wonder everything is breaking!"
"Oh no! This ship was made by Star Wars nerds! My worst nightmare!"
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"You go press the button, we've decided that you're live bait"
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"You go press the button, we've decided that you're live bait"
May 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
"Oh no! This ship was made by Star Wars nerds! My worst nightmare!"
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"You go press the button, we've decided that you're live bait"
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"You go press the button, we've decided that you're live bait"
"I watched too much Gravity Falls"
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"I'm squinting, but I'm already a little blind so I don't think it's helping"
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"I'm squinting, but I'm already a little blind so I don't think it's helping"
May 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
"I watched too much Gravity Falls"
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"I'm squinting, but I'm already a little blind so I don't think it's helping"
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"I'm squinting, but I'm already a little blind so I don't think it's helping"
"I prepared for this room by watching National Treasure"
"I prepared by watching the Martha Stewart documentary, does that help?"
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"Guys I've figured it out: there are TWO shoes and TWO light switches!
THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL"
"I prepared by watching the Martha Stewart documentary, does that help?"
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"Guys I've figured it out: there are TWO shoes and TWO light switches!
THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL"
May 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"I prepared for this room by watching National Treasure"
"I prepared by watching the Martha Stewart documentary, does that help?"
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"Guys I've figured it out: there are TWO shoes and TWO light switches!
THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL"
"I prepared by watching the Martha Stewart documentary, does that help?"
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"Guys I've figured it out: there are TWO shoes and TWO light switches!
THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL"
"Thank you Club Penguin! Coming in clutch!"
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"We're summoning a sandworm to kill the killer"
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"We're summoning a sandworm to kill the killer"
April 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"Thank you Club Penguin! Coming in clutch!"
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"We're summoning a sandworm to kill the killer"
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"We're summoning a sandworm to kill the killer"
"I've never been able to have an opinion before! Wow!"
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"Now is not the time to have big feelings"
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"Now is not the time to have big feelings"
April 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"I've never been able to have an opinion before! Wow!"
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"Now is not the time to have big feelings"
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"Now is not the time to have big feelings"
"If I learned anything from star trek, it's that sometimes you just have to expose yourself to toxic radiation"
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“Oh! I forget that 6 and 9 are, like, the same number”
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“Oh! I forget that 6 and 9 are, like, the same number”
April 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
"If I learned anything from star trek, it's that sometimes you just have to expose yourself to toxic radiation"
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“Oh! I forget that 6 and 9 are, like, the same number”
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“Oh! I forget that 6 and 9 are, like, the same number”
"Come over here and help me with this, I'm bad at numbers"
"You are literally a math teacher???"
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"I'm a business major! I don't do english!!!"
"You are literally a math teacher???"
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"I'm a business major! I don't do english!!!"
April 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"Come over here and help me with this, I'm bad at numbers"
"You are literally a math teacher???"
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"I'm a business major! I don't do english!!!"
"You are literally a math teacher???"
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"I'm a business major! I don't do english!!!"
"Can you read sudoku?"
"No I took Spanish in high school"
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"I think this happened in Riverdale once"
"No I took Spanish in high school"
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"I think this happened in Riverdale once"
March 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Can you read sudoku?"
"No I took Spanish in high school"
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"I think this happened in Riverdale once"
"No I took Spanish in high school"
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"I think this happened in Riverdale once"
"Why do you have a Kumquat in your pocket"
"What would win in a fight, a yeti or a polar bear?"
"What would win in a fight, a yeti or a polar bear?"
March 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"Why do you have a Kumquat in your pocket"
"What would win in a fight, a yeti or a polar bear?"
"What would win in a fight, a yeti or a polar bear?"
Dad: "Oh, what about that thing?"
Kid: " Dad, that's what we've been working on for like ten minutes."
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"Do not guess?"
"It means you only have one shot, like that Eminem song"
Kid: " Dad, that's what we've been working on for like ten minutes."
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"Do not guess?"
"It means you only have one shot, like that Eminem song"
March 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Dad: "Oh, what about that thing?"
Kid: " Dad, that's what we've been working on for like ten minutes."
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"Do not guess?"
"It means you only have one shot, like that Eminem song"
Kid: " Dad, that's what we've been working on for like ten minutes."
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"Do not guess?"
"It means you only have one shot, like that Eminem song"
"I don't think intimate knowledge of farming is necessary for this room"
March 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"I don't think intimate knowledge of farming is necessary for this room"
"I still like you guys, clearly we haven't been in here for *too* long"
Could be said in any of our rooms tbh
Speed run your patience for your relationships in an escape room today
Could be said in any of our rooms tbh
Speed run your patience for your relationships in an escape room today
February 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"I still like you guys, clearly we haven't been in here for *too* long"
Could be said in any of our rooms tbh
Speed run your patience for your relationships in an escape room today
Could be said in any of our rooms tbh
Speed run your patience for your relationships in an escape room today
A gem from the player quotes discord channel
February 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A gem from the player quotes discord channel
The key to getting out of stressful situations is to keep an optimistic mindset.
Or whatever this is
Or whatever this is
February 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The key to getting out of stressful situations is to keep an optimistic mindset.
Or whatever this is
Or whatever this is
Player Quotes from Robotic Resurgence:
"I gotta go into my thinking space for a moment"
"....you're gonna cry in the corner?"
"...yes"
"I gotta go into my thinking space for a moment"
"....you're gonna cry in the corner?"
"...yes"
February 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Player Quotes from Robotic Resurgence:
"I gotta go into my thinking space for a moment"
"....you're gonna cry in the corner?"
"...yes"
"I gotta go into my thinking space for a moment"
"....you're gonna cry in the corner?"
"...yes"
Player quote from Murder Mystery: "Looks like he drank a lot, like any self-respecting artist."
February 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Player quote from Murder Mystery: "Looks like he drank a lot, like any self-respecting artist."
Player quote from Murder Mystery: "Hell yea we got crayons!!! Time to draw some happy little trees!!!"
January 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Player quote from Murder Mystery: "Hell yea we got crayons!!! Time to draw some happy little trees!!!"
Welcome, Cryptids!
January 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Welcome, Cryptids!