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𝐼'𝑣𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑎 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑜 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝐼 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑜𝑙𝑑 𝑒𝑛𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑡𝑜 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒. #Jiji
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𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘦𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘤𝘦.

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✩ 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓂 ⚣

|| #Jiji ||
“Uh…. Actually, I don’t know. I was just going to send an ice-me out and just sleep the morning away.”
Squints sleepily.

“What if I simply, take the day off?”
Groans loudly and contemplates sleeping in and pretending his alarm didn’t go off.

…. Or pretending he’s sick.
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ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ʟʟ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴄɪᴛʏ. ᴡʜᴏ ᴄᴀɴ ʙʟᴀᴍᴇ ᴀ ɢɪʀʟ? ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴛ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴛʏ.

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✩ 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓂 ⚤⚢

|| #Jiji ||
I think being called a brat is the biggest insult— /ouch/.
i also don’t feed into bratty behavior, so good luck.
/Rude/.

[Huffs huffs.]
/Rude/.

[Huffs huffs.]
if silently standing a the foot of my bed like a child that threw up is how you’re gonna go about getting my attention. . . then, yeah.
Wow, Warren. Am I just an air conditioner to you? /Rude/.
Wow, Warren. Am I just an air conditioner to you? /Rude/.
besides, hopefully i’d just sleep and ignore you. i do better sleeping with a little chill.
[Snorts.]

Fair enough.
[Snorts.]

Fair enough.
listen, i like the ’80s, but i’m not trying to be so faithful to the time that i wake up to slurs.
Sorry it’s not a straight little paralysis demon. We were fresh out of those.
Well anyways, lunch time.
Sorry it’s not a straight little paralysis demon. We were fresh out of those.
i can’t believe there’s a gay little paralysis demon in my room.
It’s how I look, standing at the foot of your bed at night.
Yo, who stocked the mansion fridge?
You can’t thumbs down comedy gold, Prof.
How do you thumbs down on this blasted thing . . .
Snorts at his own joke.
It’s how I look, standing at the foot of your bed at night.
Personally, I think it’s a little short.

[He has the biggest grin on his face, proud of his own joke.]
( bursts into laughter. ohhhh they’d so get grounded if he heard them. )
I think he got a haircut.
Snorts at his own joke.
I think he got a haircut.
professor charles looks a little weird .
SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY SNOW DAY —
Turns an entire field into an ice skating rink.
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𝔚𝔥𝔢𝔫 𝔡𝔬𝔢𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔱 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔞 𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔢𝔬𝔯?

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✩ 𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓅𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓂 ⚣

|| #Jiji ||
He waves a dismissive hand at that. “Nah. I’ll be fine. It’s not the first time this happened.”

God, he does hope he doesn’t have to go on field like this though. That would /suck/.
chuckling. “yeah, people say i’m the nicest wolverine.” gabby shrugs, taking a few steps backwards with a wrinkle. “do i need to call someone..?”
“You’re sooo much nicer than Daken.” He declares, and then proceeds to dunk his face into the bucket’s opening.
“You’re sooo much nicer than Daken.” He declares, and then proceeds to dunk his face into the bucket’s opening.
shrugs. she’s assumes he’s right. gently pats his head. “fine, the winner of the burger challenge is bobby! happy? now please focus on getting better.”
“You say weak but I completed the challenge.” Bobby groaned, gratefully accepting the bucket, though he didn’t puke just yet. Just for safety though, he had his arms wrapped around it tightly.
“You say weak but I completed the challenge.” Bobby groaned, gratefully accepting the bucket, though he didn’t puke just yet. Just for safety though, he had his arms wrapped around it tightly.
“heh. weak.”
giggling ; though she approaches with some water and a bucket to puke into if needed.
Groans and lays face down on the floor.

He really shouldn’t have tried that mega burger challenge. His stomach is /killing/ him.
Wow, big head there, buddy. Is that like, genetic?
Who wouldn't want me?
I am /not/ a liar. You have no proof.
Groans and lays face down on the floor.

He really shouldn’t have tried that mega burger challenge. His stomach is /killing/ him.