The Last Keith
@crunchyfrog.bsky.social
Condemned to drift or else be kept from drifting.
Christmas songs on the radio at work all day. Never mind #Whamageddon I’ve been #Whamabludgeoned
December 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Christmas songs on the radio at work all day. Never mind #Whamageddon I’ve been #Whamabludgeoned
Happy solstice, hippies
a man and a woman are standing on a blue carpet in a hallway
ALT: a man and a woman are standing on a blue carpet in a hallway
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December 21, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Happy solstice, hippies
20th December and I’ve only seen one version of A Christmas Carol so far, and it was one am not that fussed about. I’ve lost it 😞
December 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
20th December and I’ve only seen one version of A Christmas Carol so far, and it was one am not that fussed about. I’ve lost it 😞
This cold just isn’t shifting. Might have to accept that coughing, sneezing, sniffling is just who I am now.
December 19, 2025 at 10:03 AM
This cold just isn’t shifting. Might have to accept that coughing, sneezing, sniffling is just who I am now.
The apprentice who crashed into a tree is annoyed about all the stick he gets for it. Nobody ever mentions all the times he *didn’t* crash.
December 18, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The apprentice who crashed into a tree is annoyed about all the stick he gets for it. Nobody ever mentions all the times he *didn’t* crash.
Saw a comment earlier that when a certain person shuffles off this mortal coil it’ll look like the end scenes of Return Of The Jedi 🍾🎈. I lol’ed
December 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Saw a comment earlier that when a certain person shuffles off this mortal coil it’ll look like the end scenes of Return Of The Jedi 🍾🎈. I lol’ed
Can’t believe I’m watching another show about sex between people and fish.
December 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Can’t believe I’m watching another show about sex between people and fish.
Just seen a robot cleaning the floor in Morrison's. Pretty sure it wasn't a dream either.
December 13, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Just seen a robot cleaning the floor in Morrison's. Pretty sure it wasn't a dream either.
Living my best life at the football
December 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Living my best life at the football
Once again I feel compelled to remind BBC2 that Jesus Christ Superstar is not a Christmas film.
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Once again I feel compelled to remind BBC2 that Jesus Christ Superstar is not a Christmas film.
Coffee and sausage bun in Greggs currently £3.15 #SausagePriceIndex
December 12, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Coffee and sausage bun in Greggs currently £3.15 #SausagePriceIndex
So tonight I learned that Celtic had a football player called Dixie Deans, who was completely different to Dixie Dean, also a football player. #UselessInformation
December 11, 2025 at 10:29 PM
So tonight I learned that Celtic had a football player called Dixie Deans, who was completely different to Dixie Dean, also a football player. #UselessInformation
Today I’ve mainly been wondering how one mortal man can produce so much snot.
December 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Today I’ve mainly been wondering how one mortal man can produce so much snot.
The same apprentice who hit a sheep has now reversed into a palm tree outside KFC. Driving Tests are not what they used to be.
December 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The same apprentice who hit a sheep has now reversed into a palm tree outside KFC. Driving Tests are not what they used to be.
Everyone here has the lurgy. Someone should lock the gates and set the place ahad.
December 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Everyone here has the lurgy. Someone should lock the gates and set the place ahad.
Sea Devils have gone woke 🙄
December 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Sea Devils have gone woke 🙄
Christmas has begun
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Christmas has begun
Gianni Infantino is an embarrassment to bald people everywhere.
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Gianni Infantino is an embarrassment to bald people everywhere.
My understanding of Nessun Dorma is that it’s Rumpelstiltskin but with singing in 🤔
December 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
My understanding of Nessun Dorma is that it’s Rumpelstiltskin but with singing in 🤔
Wearing the scarf on my daily walk. Not even that cold but wearing it cos I like it
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Wearing the scarf on my daily walk. Not even that cold but wearing it cos I like it
Due to the state of the weather in this country am seriously considering waterproof trousers. For shame.
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Due to the state of the weather in this country am seriously considering waterproof trousers. For shame.