Calvin Ruinard
@cruinard.bsky.social
Cruinard on most socials. Love dogs and MTG. He/him. Psych Nurse.
Spotify posted some ad about wrapped today. I have no question about what’s going to be my most listened-to song This Year.
November 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Spotify posted some ad about wrapped today. I have no question about what’s going to be my most listened-to song This Year.
Merch waiting on me soon as I got home. Heck yeah
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Merch waiting on me soon as I got home. Heck yeah
@profanity.accountant how’m’I doin’?
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
@profanity.accountant how’m’I doin’?
Wake up, new wheel of emotions just dropped #betterdaysMTG
November 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Wake up, new wheel of emotions just dropped #betterdaysMTG
New year, new MTG socks:
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
New year, new MTG socks:
“‘Hail Mary’s’ have proven ineffective. We’re trying a new system.”
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
“‘Hail Mary’s’ have proven ineffective. We’re trying a new system.”
Tell me I shouldn’t buy the Jelly Roll Hey Dude boots. These things look so cool
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Tell me I shouldn’t buy the Jelly Roll Hey Dude boots. These things look so cool
Some of those that took your pockets
Are the same that don’t wash hands
Some of those that took your pockets
Are the same that don’t wash hands Some of those that took your pockets
Are the same that don’t wash hands Some of those that took your pockets
Are the same that don’t wash hands
UGH!
Are the same that don’t wash hands
Some of those that took your pockets
Are the same that don’t wash hands Some of those that took your pockets
Are the same that don’t wash hands Some of those that took your pockets
Are the same that don’t wash hands
UGH!
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Some of those that took your pockets
Are the same that don’t wash hands
Some of those that took your pockets
Are the same that don’t wash hands Some of those that took your pockets
Are the same that don’t wash hands Some of those that took your pockets
Are the same that don’t wash hands
UGH!
Are the same that don’t wash hands
Some of those that took your pockets
Are the same that don’t wash hands Some of those that took your pockets
Are the same that don’t wash hands Some of those that took your pockets
Are the same that don’t wash hands
UGH!
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Halsey
MCR
Twenty-one Pilots
Shinedown/Papa Roach
Fall Out Boy/Bring Me the Horizon
Halsey
MCR
Twenty-one Pilots
Shinedown/Papa Roach
Fall Out Boy/Bring Me the Horizon
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Metallica
Orbital
Rem
Paul Oakenfold
Aurora
Metallica
Orbital
Rem
Paul Oakenfold
Aurora
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
The Cure
GWAR
Dropkick Murphys
Prince
Elvis Costello & the Imposters
The Cure
GWAR
Dropkick Murphys
Prince
Elvis Costello & the Imposters
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Halsey
MCR
Twenty-one Pilots
Shinedown/Papa Roach
Fall Out Boy/Bring Me the Horizon
Halsey
MCR
Twenty-one Pilots
Shinedown/Papa Roach
Fall Out Boy/Bring Me the Horizon
Happy thanksgiving, pass the evidence
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Happy thanksgiving, pass the evidence
Reposted by Calvin Ruinard
Okay, starting 7. Chill out. Nobody asked you.
🦃
Good luck today, fam. 🫡
🦃
Good luck today, fam. 🫡
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Okay, starting 7. Chill out. Nobody asked you.
🦃
Good luck today, fam. 🫡
🦃
Good luck today, fam. 🫡
Walking on the 7th hole at Scooby Doo Golf and I hear Velma through a speaker say “There’s a depression here! That could make a difference.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Walking on the 7th hole at Scooby Doo Golf and I hear Velma through a speaker say “There’s a depression here! That could make a difference.”
She is… the most interesting dog in the world.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
She is… the most interesting dog in the world.
Brain sure do lie. The cycle of unwanted thought, then feeling selfish/guilty about that thought, then feeling weak for having felt that way while everyone else is fine in the situation is tough to encounter.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Brain sure do lie. The cycle of unwanted thought, then feeling selfish/guilty about that thought, then feeling weak for having felt that way while everyone else is fine in the situation is tough to encounter.
You will be visited by three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
Tell me I’m the only one/Tell me there’s no other one/Jesus was an only son, yeah/Tell me I’m the chosen one/Jesus was an only son, for you/
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE/DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE/AND SOMEONE WILL SAY WHAT IS LOST MAY NEVER BE SAVED
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE/DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE/AND SOMEONE WILL SAY WHAT IS LOST MAY NEVER BE SAVED
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Tell me I’m the only one/Tell me there’s no other one/Jesus was an only son, yeah/Tell me I’m the chosen one/Jesus was an only son, for you/
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE/DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE/AND SOMEONE WILL SAY WHAT IS LOST MAY NEVER BE SAVED
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE/DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE/AND SOMEONE WILL SAY WHAT IS LOST MAY NEVER BE SAVED
Calvin, Fragile Healer 3WG
0/4 Human
When damage is dealt for the first time each turn, learn.
If another creature or player would be dealt damage, for each lesson in your graveyard, prevent 1 of that damage.
0/4 Human
When damage is dealt for the first time each turn, learn.
If another creature or player would be dealt damage, for each lesson in your graveyard, prevent 1 of that damage.
If you were a Magic card, what would it look like?
Father of Runes - W
Creature - Human Cleric 1/1
When a creature you control enters, create a food token.
When a creature you control LTB, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
Dad, I’m hungry. Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad.
Creature - Human Cleric 1/1
When a creature you control enters, create a food token.
When a creature you control LTB, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
Dad, I’m hungry. Hi, Hungry, I’m Dad.
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Calvin, Fragile Healer 3WG
0/4 Human
When damage is dealt for the first time each turn, learn.
If another creature or player would be dealt damage, for each lesson in your graveyard, prevent 1 of that damage.
0/4 Human
When damage is dealt for the first time each turn, learn.
If another creature or player would be dealt damage, for each lesson in your graveyard, prevent 1 of that damage.
The code blue Christmas gets more detailed
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The code blue Christmas gets more detailed
Making the code blue drawing christmas tree big
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Making the code blue drawing christmas tree big
Alright @travism.bsky.social here’s the art project spin
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Alright @travism.bsky.social here’s the art project spin
It’s a little green. That can’t be healthy.
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It’s a little green. That can’t be healthy.
My code blue drawing looks like a Christmas tree 🌲
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
My code blue drawing looks like a Christmas tree 🌲