Cassandra Morphy ❌️👑↙️↙️↙️
@crowbarella.bsky.social
Amateur novelist. Data goddess. All around geek.
“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.” - Nick Fury
“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.” - Nick Fury
Another #MTWNBM: Staying Keto After the World Ends. A comedy featuring a jock about a month after the apocalypse, trying to keep to his keto diet. In the end, he figures out there's only one way to do it: cannibalism.
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Another #MTWNBM: Staying Keto After the World Ends. A comedy featuring a jock about a month after the apocalypse, trying to keep to his keto diet. In the end, he figures out there's only one way to do it: cannibalism.
Finally got around to watching Final Reckoning. I kept wondering why they didn't call it Mission Impossible: Judgement Day.
Also, soft reboot featuring Jim Phelps III getting into trouble and joining the IMF?
Also, soft reboot featuring Jim Phelps III getting into trouble and joining the IMF?
December 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Finally got around to watching Final Reckoning. I kept wondering why they didn't call it Mission Impossible: Judgement Day.
Also, soft reboot featuring Jim Phelps III getting into trouble and joining the IMF?
Also, soft reboot featuring Jim Phelps III getting into trouble and joining the IMF?
Another #ITWNBM, a crime impossible to solve because the criminal did it to gain the attention of the detective because they have a crush on them.
December 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Another #ITWNBM, a crime impossible to solve because the criminal did it to gain the attention of the detective because they have a crush on them.
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This outcome out of Rensselaer County, New York highlights how re-checking by hand can help bolster confidence in election results and is well worth the effort to get right before certification:
www.timesunion.com/news/article...
www.timesunion.com/news/article...
December 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
This outcome out of Rensselaer County, New York highlights how re-checking by hand can help bolster confidence in election results and is well worth the effort to get right before certification:
www.timesunion.com/news/article...
www.timesunion.com/news/article...
I keep seeing reports of Trump's approval rating going up. It's like what is he even doing that people would approve of? Taking away some tarrifs? So, you approve of him doing less damage to the economy than he was before? That's not approval.
All I want for #Christmas is a functioning democracy.
All I want for #Christmas is a functioning democracy.
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I keep seeing reports of Trump's approval rating going up. It's like what is he even doing that people would approve of? Taking away some tarrifs? So, you approve of him doing less damage to the economy than he was before? That's not approval.
All I want for #Christmas is a functioning democracy.
All I want for #Christmas is a functioning democracy.
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Get a comprehensive analysis of the Tennessee Special Election
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--> Will there be an audit?
--> When is the deadline to challenge the election in court?
Check out our Substack
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December 8, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Get a comprehensive analysis of the Tennessee Special Election
--> Are there reasons to question the results?
--> Will there be an audit?
--> When is the deadline to challenge the election in court?
Check out our Substack
smartelections.substack.com/p/what-we-kn...
--> Are there reasons to question the results?
--> Will there be an audit?
--> When is the deadline to challenge the election in court?
Check out our Substack
smartelections.substack.com/p/what-we-kn...
So, it finally happened. This tub used to be overflowing with grocery bags. I've been using them for trash bags since forever, but I also stopped getting them a couple years before the pandemic. Only one left. Now what? I guess I have to actually buy garbage bags.
December 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
So, it finally happened. This tub used to be overflowing with grocery bags. I've been using them for trash bags since forever, but I also stopped getting them a couple years before the pandemic. Only one left. Now what? I guess I have to actually buy garbage bags.
Not sure how I feel about Netflix owning Harry Potter now. I had specifically not done HBO Max after they gave the greenlight for the show. Maybe if they insert a trans character or specifically cut out She Who Must Not Be Named?
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Not sure how I feel about Netflix owning Harry Potter now. I had specifically not done HBO Max after they gave the greenlight for the show. Maybe if they insert a trans character or specifically cut out She Who Must Not Be Named?
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More of this nationwide please!
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara issued a stern warning to his officers on Thursday: Intervene when you see Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents using unlawful force or lose your job.
Minneapolis police chief warns officers: Stop unlawful force by ICE or lose your job
Chief Brian O’Hara says he’ll fire city police officers if they don’t intervene when immigration agents use unlawful force.
www.ms.now
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
More of this nationwide please!
Went into the PTO system today to put in what I thought was 1 extra day off to avoid losing it in the roll over. Turns out, when I checked the balance, I checked it for AFTER the truncation. So, now I'm feeling all awkward for putting in for 3 weeks off starting in 10 days, 'cause that's how I roll.
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Went into the PTO system today to put in what I thought was 1 extra day off to avoid losing it in the roll over. Turns out, when I checked the balance, I checked it for AFTER the truncation. So, now I'm feeling all awkward for putting in for 3 weeks off starting in 10 days, 'cause that's how I roll.
Even Pantone is picking white this year. Insert racism joke here.
Pantone Color of the Year 2026: Meet Cloud Dancer
The Pantone Color of the Year 2026 is Cloud Dancer, an off-white shade symbolizing clarity, calm, and a fresh start amid an overstimulated world.
www.forbes.com
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Even Pantone is picking white this year. Insert racism joke here.
Starting to work on my May 2026 release. New book, new book cover. #ASecondChanceatDestiny #book #booksofinstagram #bookcommunity
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Starting to work on my May 2026 release. New book, new book cover. #ASecondChanceatDestiny #book #booksofinstagram #bookcommunity
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It's up to US to verify the vote!
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It's up to US to verify the vote!
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The ETA would not be able to continue taking data-driven action to validate that our systems are secured without your generosity.
This Giving Tuesday we are thankful for your support. We've made it easy to set up a recurring monthly donation through our website.
It's up to US to verify the vote!
This Giving Tuesday we are thankful for your support. We've made it easy to set up a recurring monthly donation through our website.
It's up to US to verify the vote!
Sometimes, I pull up my Ring app to see outside instead of taking the two steps to the window. I mean, I did just do a run, but...
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Sometimes, I pull up my Ring app to see outside instead of taking the two steps to the window. I mean, I did just do a run, but...
New #newsletter, for those looking for #LGBTQ inclusive #fantasy #books. crowbarland.com/so/03PhQ_LfS
Crowbarland Books: December 2025
From the Publisher's Desk
crowbarland.com
December 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
New #newsletter, for those looking for #LGBTQ inclusive #fantasy #books. crowbarland.com/so/03PhQ_LfS
I feel like someone much of the world's woes are causing by the use of "them", othering people to make them a scapegoat, usually by the individuals that are the real problem. But there is no "them"...
Only Zuul.
Only Zuul.
December 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I feel like someone much of the world's woes are causing by the use of "them", othering people to make them a scapegoat, usually by the individuals that are the real problem. But there is no "them"...
Only Zuul.
Only Zuul.
When planning out which badges to focus on for the 50 platinum for lvl (or the potential 60 for lvl 90, or how the hell would I do all 70 for lvl 100), the last thing I was expecting was picnicer to be in the first 50. Today, I put 4 lures down and went from 400 to 1328. #pokemongocommunityday
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
When planning out which badges to focus on for the 50 platinum for lvl (or the potential 60 for lvl 90, or how the hell would I do all 70 for lvl 100), the last thing I was expecting was picnicer to be in the first 50. Today, I put 4 lures down and went from 400 to 1328. #pokemongocommunityday
Mission Accomplished: a home cooked #thanksgiving dinner for one, with little to no (perishable) leftovers. Not depicted were the cranberries, which I had forgotten that I had until after I started eating (I didn't have them when doing Boston Market) and the pie I'll be having later. #selfpartnered
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Mission Accomplished: a home cooked #thanksgiving dinner for one, with little to no (perishable) leftovers. Not depicted were the cranberries, which I had forgotten that I had until after I started eating (I didn't have them when doing Boston Market) and the pie I'll be having later. #selfpartnered
If I blow a 1 or a 2 tomorrow, Thanksgiving will be a boost day instead of a cheat day. #LumenLife #Dieting
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
If I blow a 1 or a 2 tomorrow, Thanksgiving will be a boost day instead of a cheat day. #LumenLife #Dieting
Yeah,tell us these people aren't Nazis again. #MAGAAreNazis
Trump Administration bizarrely demands the University of Pennsylvania hand over "names, phone numbers and physical addresses" for anyone who "belongs to Jewish clubs or groups on campus, and anyone who works in the university’s Jewish studies program"...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/u...
Federal Suit Seeking Names of Some Jewish Employees at Penn Sparks Backlash
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Yeah,tell us these people aren't Nazis again. #MAGAAreNazis
Okay, today's idea that will never be made is pretty fun, a sci-fan/musical/comedy. Upon birth, everyone is gifted a box that deploys a band/orchestra for them to sing to. Everyone sings for their big emotional reveals, from professions of love to quitting jobs. #MTWBNM
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Okay, today's idea that will never be made is pretty fun, a sci-fan/musical/comedy. Upon birth, everyone is gifted a box that deploys a band/orchestra for them to sing to. Everyone sings for their big emotional reveals, from professions of love to quitting jobs. #MTWBNM
Even with how much I'm watching/listening to about the felon occupying the White House these days, I still feel like I'm living under a rock. What new hell has he unleashed today that people think he'll be impeached for? A social media post? He wasn't impeached for his coup attempt. #impeachtrump
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Even with how much I'm watching/listening to about the felon occupying the White House these days, I still feel like I'm living under a rock. What new hell has he unleashed today that people think he'll be impeached for? A social media post? He wasn't impeached for his coup attempt. #impeachtrump
I've been rereading/editing my shelved book, in preparation for writing the sequel (whether or not I decide to publish either of them). It's not as bad as I remember. I think part of why I get bored with my own books at times is because I go through each like 6 times over the course of a year.
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I've been rereading/editing my shelved book, in preparation for writing the sequel (whether or not I decide to publish either of them). It's not as bad as I remember. I think part of why I get bored with my own books at times is because I go through each like 6 times over the course of a year.
I managed to do all four sets of 20 jackknife sit-ups without mid-set rests. Woot!
My reward? Upping them to 25 reps.
Woot?!?!
My reward? Upping them to 25 reps.
Woot?!?!
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I managed to do all four sets of 20 jackknife sit-ups without mid-set rests. Woot!
My reward? Upping them to 25 reps.
Woot?!?!
My reward? Upping them to 25 reps.
Woot?!?!