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im so sigma!
#TWOONEYURIWILLPREVAIL
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welcome to my bsky where i mischaracterize characters for the sake of yuri
following an artist on twt and then somehow stumbling upon their secret nsfw acc or sfw acc like days or weeks later is so funny to me
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
pisses me off when an artist whos obviously not american posts art of two characters saying "cp/not cp" and everyone in the comments is like "UMMM WHAT 😅😅! IS BRO A DIDDY BLUD?"
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 AM
meleeniacs is for the genderqueer lesbians and regretevator is for the autistic they/them retroslop babies
December 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
short loser girlboyfailure futch and her gorgeous jawdroppingly stunning 6ft tall bimbo femme
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
twoone winter chibis ❤️❤️❤️
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
(nonsexual nudity)
twoone body refs, anatomy might be kinda bad but eh its whatever
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 AM
i genuinely need to stop saving nsfw art to my phone because everytime i open my photos app i forget i have smut in there and i get jumpscared
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
if you stylize something enough eventually youre able to ignore the fact its anatomically incorrect
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i hate seeing people in relationships like Fuck uou i am a miserable person who hates seeing people happy Why cant i be happy?
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
rivalrous yaoi
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
the strawberry sweater animation meme that was like 5 years ago is so funny to me because so many people were lipsyncing their white oc to the n word 😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
doomed yaoi
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
me on twt having moots that love one/three: they dont know im the #1 one/three hater
November 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
npd bpd one?
November 15, 2025 at 2:10 AM
no lairy week this year its so over...
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
BIRD IS GETTING CANCELLED AGAINN??????????????
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
while i love decoydagger and yearn for more content of it i actually want it to stay a rarepair, decoydagger becoming popular seems scary..!.!.!.!!.!
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Reposted by crisp
I believe they're siblings that protect each other!
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
fourcil i will wait for you forever.. become socially acceptable soon please... i need u to have the la!ry treatment so bad bro
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
thank you berb for starting la!ry discourse on twt again this is so fucking funny to watch
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
LA!RY GOD BACK ON HER BULLSHIT ONCE AGAIN GOD BLESS 🙏🙏🙏🙏
November 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
since im nonbinary does that mean i can call myself a himedanshi fujoshi
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
burgerdebt is so fucking ass but thats only because mafioso is the worst character of all time
October 31, 2025 at 9:45 PM
i really. really need to start downloading fics i love and would enjoy rereading alot instead of downloading fics that i suspect might get deleted by the author
October 31, 2025 at 6:50 AM
chickenburger? MID. tela7n7?? dude.. fuck yes...
October 31, 2025 at 4:54 AM