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crosperitz.bsky.social
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im so sigma! a twoone soldier in mourning place where i post things that might get me blocked by oomfs on twt
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welcome to my bsky where i mischaracterize characters for the sake of yuri
its still so stupid to me how one, the main antagonist of TPOT has no personal connection to TWO, THE HOST OF THE SHOW, THE PERSON THE SEASON IS NAMED AFTER????
this must be how twt oomf felt seeing my bsky.. getting nsfw on main was genuinely a jumpscare.!.!!.
getting forsaken art on my twt tl (yayayay!!) then looking at the tags and seeing "nsfw" and i look down and see hes jorking it
me when my twt oomf who hates everything nsfw found my bsky
the day i stop making suicide jokes is the day i genuinely stop considering attempting
bunny/shark 4 because 4 is commonly depicted as a bunny/rabbit by the fandom and shark because i want him to be an aquatic animal to match his best friend
also shes part ladybug because why the hell not (her being the only one whos not a hybrid in the 1234 squad was throwing me off)
3 was originally gonna be a type of bird first for a multitude of reasons that i dont feel like typing rn but now that tpot 20 is out and we finally know what shes like, decided to make her a koi fish because who doesnt like koi fish theyre pretty and beautiful and awesome
snake/dog 2 because when i was first getting into the osc and i really liked twofour the fanart of them was very scarce but one twofour fanartist drew 2 as a snake and that really stuck with me. but later on 2 started giving me puppy vibes so yk what why not make them a snake AND a dog?? awsum
meowl 1 because i think meowls are funny and cute and i think cat 1 is very fitting but i also wanted her to be a bird since shes armless so meowl timee
some of the algebraliens are hybrids (1234) because i like them so theyre special and get to have 2 animals!!!!
a bit hard to find a fitting animal that lives in trees for 8 though, as most of the ones ive found so far that i thought might fit 8 are not heavy/fat animals
i originally had 8 as an elephant because 8 is a heavy algebralien but i actually. hate drawing elephants. and think elephants are ugly as shit. so i changed them to a seal. but now i wanna change 8s animal again after seeing them sleep in a tree in tpot 20.
sorta wanna change these fellas animals but idk what to.. i do know that i want seven to be some type of bug though, not enough of these fellas are bugs
i want all these animals that im assigning to the algebraliens to represent their dynamics in some way instead of just assigning them a random animal i think is cute and calling it a day
yet a small burrowing mammal could also work because of 0s underground bunker, and small burrowing animals are yk; small. making them seem like lesser animals and insignificant which is perfect for the 0s
im also stuck on whether or not i want the 0s to be sheep or a type of burrowing mammal. sheep fit because sheep stick in groups and could represent herd mentality- and compared to other animals on the list sheep feel like the most boring, insignificant, perfect for the 0s
also i really like the idea of dog 15, sheep 0, and coyote 14 (yuri!!!!!), but i dont think 15 100% aligns with being a dog? as dogs arent solitary animals yet 15 likes being alone
i might change the 0s into burrowing animals if i make 15 a bear but 10 is also a bear and i dont want two numbers to be the same animal, also i cant find any other animal that also fits 10 which is annoying
algebraliens as animals. im assigning them all animals as i want my algebralien gijinkas to have animalistic traits
i no longer hate one/three it no longer disgusts me to my core but i find it funny to hate on one/three so I will post one/three neg but dont take it seriously as its gonna be unserious 79% of the time
the jalbert queerbaiting these days is beautiful and wonderful
one after fumbling the bag for the 100th time: RGHHH WHY DO NICE GUYS ALWAYS FINISH LAST!!!!!!!!!!