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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Sep 27

@blueskyfeedcreator.com Are you down? 👀 I can load the homepage but I can't log in.

Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Sep 12

Hah, the Persona parts were what me and the bf enjoyed about Three Houses. So we were disappointed by the next one. But fans/purists probably feel differently.

(I totally get you, btw. I get irate at so many games still trying to be BotW.)

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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Sep 12

I'm consistently a bit disgusted by everything Nintendo does lately. 😬

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Sam ✨ @cucumberlengthwise.craves.pizza · Sep 12

Bro the game ISNT EVEN OUT

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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Sep 12

Don't fucking announce the paid DLC with the awesome Raichu Megas BEFORE THE BASE GAME IS EVEN OUT, you money-grubbing cunts 🚮🚮🚮 #InTheBin #Pokémon #NintendoDirect

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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Sep 12

Same but different 😂 #Pokémon #NintendoDirect

/cc @themarsyorha.com @viridian.bsky.social

@viridian.bsky.social called the new game "PokémonCraft"; @themarsyorha.com called it "Ditto Dragon Quest Builders"; and I called it "Pokémon Crossing New Horizons".

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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Sep 12

Pokémon Crossing New Horizons?!??!?!?! #NintendoDirect

Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Sep 12

'phenomenon' 😬 #NintendoDirect

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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Sep 12

OK so I'm guessing NOBODY had "Google Cardboard-inspired Virtual Boy re-release" on their #NintendoDirect bingo card? 💀

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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Sep 12

"Yoshi and the Mysterious Book" is the most boring fucking game title I've ever heard #NintendoDirect

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🔞Saber likes KayEu🇵🇸 @raqreqentba.bsky.social · Sep 11

in case you want to see one of the inspos for the blue badger, here is the shinjuku police department mascot

Emily @suika.bsky.social · Sep 11

Freaky little alien rat

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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Aug 21

I did read somewhere that millennials are finally starting to outnumber boomers in middle management... I can only hope that'll make things less terrible for EVERYONE.

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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Aug 21

Yeah it's grim. Every few days there's a headline like "How 'Quiet Dying' is taking over the workplace" or "Gen Z's jobs are slowly killing them, here are the top signs" or "Literally every millennial has been at breaking point since about 2008, here's why", but that's as far as it ever goes. 🤷‍♂️

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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Aug 20

@dylanfrankcom.bsky.social @miga.bsky.social Sorry, all gone for now! 😔

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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Aug 19

Sarcastic website feature idea:

A weather warning thing, but it's green/yellow/orange/red depending on your chance of seeing Geoff Keighley in the next 24 hours

Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Aug 19

Uggggggghhhhhhhh I forgot Geoff Keighley was a thrice-a-year blight nowadays.

Unsure whether to bother. Should I bother?

I can't really even AFFORD to be excited about any more games, now that they're all eight trillion pounds. 😬

#gamescom

Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Aug 19

Uggggggghhhhhhhh I forgot Geoff Keighley was a thrice-a-year blight nowadays.

Unsure whether to bother. Should I bother?

I can't really even AFFORD to be excited about any more games, now that they're all eight trillion pounds. 😬

#gamescom

Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Aug 19

I don't think your DMs are turned on... DM me, so I can send it? 👍

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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Aug 19

Would anybody like a #Digg invite? 👀

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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Aug 10

FWIW, I couldn't STAND Graze. They've put so much effort into making their editor look fancy but it's incredibly unintuitive. 😬

@blueskyfeedcreator.com is where it's at, plus they were really helpful the couple of times I did get stuck. :)

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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Aug 4

@blueskyfeedcreator.com Just a heads up, whenever I publish changes to my feeds (and "reprocess"), I get an internal server error. My changes save, but the reprocessing doesn't happen and I end up having to hide posts manually.

It's been happening for... a week or two? Nbd but thought I'd report! 💖

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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Aug 1

I love the cut-ins of her eye and her mouth, as if to say, "we're just highlighting different parts of her design, nothing to see here!"

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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Aug 1

New favourite #PTCGP card. 😍 #Pokémon #Togepi

A screenshot of a Togepi card from "Pokémon Trading Card Game Pocket". A cute, flat-design style Togepi, outlined in blue, sits against a backdrop of 90s-style colourful shapes and swirls.

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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Aug 1

LOL, it took me about a week to complete Hard mode... then I got to Round 39 on Legendary ON MY FIRST TRY???!

I love this game. 😆

#WordPlay #GameMakersToolkit #GMTK @gamemakerstoolkit.com

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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Jul 31

*sighs, shakes head sadly, whispers '8 years, 10 months, and 23 days since the last mainline Ace Attorney game' and returns to his cave*

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Critical Chicken @criticalchicken.com · Jul 31

IMAGINE if the "Animal Crossing in a July Direct" rumours turned out to be true after all... but it's Animal Crossing Warriors or Animal Crossing + Rabbids or something. 😆

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