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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂

@crischalcedony.bsky.social

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Writer, shirker, AuDHD. Cats, chronic illness, fandoms, fanfic, Muppets, cats. And cats. 🚫AI, 🚫requests for aid. Blue voter but 🚫political talk. https://archiveofourown.org/users/CrisChalcedony

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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · Mar 12

When I was struggling through a long stretch of burnout before the pandemic, a counselor suggested trying to remember something that had made me happy in the past - a hobby, a band, whatever - and digging back into that, no matter how silly. Feels like good advice to try to return to now.

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Disneyland Hourly @disneylandhourly.parkendium.com · 14h

[Source on Mediagraph]

No Description Available (October 18, 2001)

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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 2h

Chessie: Iz haf to keep mine eye on dem! V v sneeky birbs.

🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 2h

a man is saying cast it into the fire

ALT: a man is saying cast it into the fire

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The Latest Kate @thelatestkate.bsky.social · 2h

A drawing of colorful bats hanging in a glowing cave. The caption reads, "Today's a good day to really look after yourself."

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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 5h

Oldsmobile Incas concept car (1986)

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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 5h

So far so good! 😂

🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 5h

It's so true! 😂

🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 7h

Oooh, mebbe at dis place? www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRHR...

Animaniacs Dot's Poetry Corner Compilation

YouTube video by DrToonhattan

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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 8h

I scanned Chessie's little peets because I want a tattoo of her pawprint (she's fine, no worries, lol). Her floof made this...not the best method. 😹 She enjoyed a churu while sitting on the scanner, though!

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Cat Cosplay @catcosplay.bsky.social · 9h

The God of Mischief and waking you up at 4 am for food.

#Loki #Cats

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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 9h

Fruit Stripe Gum (circa 1961-2023): A line of fruit-flavored chewing gum, famous for the colorful, zebra-stripe pattern on each stick, and notorious for its expeditious loss of flavor

A pack of gum with zebra-style striped in red, yellow, and green. A cartoon zebra is on the pack, with rainbow strips, playing with a soccer ball. Above it are four sticks of gum in green, yellow, orange, and red wax paper respectively, each with a zebra playing a sport like tennis or basketball

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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 9h

My pillboxes make me happy! 😂 Gotta get your glimmers of happiness where you can.

Two mint tins being used as pillboxes. One depicts Sophia from The Golden Girls and says: "Sophia's Judgemints: Picture it...Sicily 1922, an attractive peasant girl finds refreshing flavor." The other depicts Dorothy from The Golden Girls and says, "Dorothy's Enlightenmints: Take one for sleep, sweetheart. Pray for brains."

🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 10h

I do drink a lot of Liquid IV but this just seems really odd to me?

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Quite Interesting @qi.com · 15h

Word of the Day: ANTIMETABOLE - a rhetorical device when words are repeated in successive clauses, but swapped. For instance JFK's "Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country", or Snoop Dogg's "With my mind on my money and my money on my mind."

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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 14h

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Pareidolia @pareidolia.bsky.social · 15h

- Did you hear that howl Doggy?
- Yes... And I don't like it...

Tree that looks like a dog. A little scared.

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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 15h

Okay this "cute" one was actually cute 💠

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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 15h

Today's music mood:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC8V...

RANGE a cappella - All Good People [Official Audio]

YouTube video by RANGE music

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🌰 Cris Chalcedony 🍂 @crischalcedony.bsky.social · 16h

Chessie is worth at least 7 cows. Mice, purring, judging me, sleeping, hairballs on rugs, opera singer, and antidepressant.

Longhaired black and white tuxedo cat with one green eye

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Mythical Britain @mythicalbritain.bsky.social · 19h

Is there such a thing as #MisericordMonday? Here’s a delight from Denston, Suffolk, a bird with spread wings beautifully depicted.

Carved misericord church seat showing a bird.

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Siblings of Scruffkit @scruffkit.bsky.social · 19h

🧡ITS OFFICIALLY RATBAG DAY!🧡
All crimes are legal and the snackies are free!
The siblings and I are celebrating with a jumbo prawn EACH! I mean, really I should get at least two, since it's my gotcha day but I guess I'll agree to share 🙄
🧡Cooper

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Kate Lister @k8lister.bsky.social · 17h

The Tilberi were the pets of #Icelandic witches and you can see them in the #Icelandic Museum of Sorcery and #Witchcraft, where I visited as part of the new film on History Hit, Witchmen: the Icelandic age of ice and fire.

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Pareidolia @pareidolia.bsky.social · 1d

"Who will put bread on the table when I retire ?" wonders the old toaster.

Vintage toaster that seems to have a face.

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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 1d

Once you see it, you can't unsee it.

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