"I will never understand what Kat nor Than see in you. You are pathetic. You are weak. You are the dirt beneath my feet and yet those fools harbor feelings for you."
+
[ he bows and slips back into Jac's body, healing him of all of his wounds ]
" . . . " 🌱
"I suppose I do. Good day, Perina. May the Pantheon never smite you."
"I will never understand what Kat nor Than see in you. You are pathetic. You are weak. You are the dirt beneath my feet and yet those fools harbor feelings for you."
+
"I suppose I do. Good day, Perina. May the Pantheon never smite you."
They kept their head down, bowing to him still as they spoke.
"I suppose I do. Good day, Perina. May the Pantheon never smite you."
They kept their head down, bowing to him still as they spoke.
[ Jac's breath rattled as his eyes look towards Perina ]
"Forgive me then, Lord Chaos. I might have... sprained something in his shoulders when I grabbed him."
They kept their head down, bowing to him still as they spoke.
"You are dismissed. May the Pantheon never smite you."
They gently bow to Perina.
"Forgive me then, Lord Chaos. I might have... sprained something in his shoulders when I grabbed him."
"You are dismissed. May the Pantheon never smite you."
They gently bow to Perina.
"Forgive me then, Lord Chaos. I might have... sprained something in his shoulders when I grabbed him."
[ he picked up Jacsonas barely living body by the head ]
" 𝑩𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒔, 𝒎𝒚 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒇𝒆 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒉𝒊𝒎! " 🎭
"...Although, I question your choice of vessel this time around."
They gently rose to their feet, still inspecting that horrific corpse.
"He is weak. He is not a true follower of Chaos. Why him?"
"Forgive me then, Lord Chaos. I might have... sprained something in his shoulders when I grabbed him."
"...Although, I question your choice of vessel this time around."
They gently rose to their feet, still inspecting that horrific corpse.
"He is weak. He is not a true follower of Chaos. Why him?"
"Great God! Fellow Agent of Chaos, Perina... You may not know me, but I sure do know you~!"
They remained bowing, awaiting a response from Perina.
"...Although, I question your choice of vessel this time around."
They gently rose to their feet, still inspecting that horrific corpse.
"He is weak. He is not a true follower of Chaos. Why him?"
"Great God! Fellow Agent of Chaos, Perina... You may not know me, but I sure do know you~!"
They remained bowing, awaiting a response from Perina.
" 𝑺𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒆? " 🎭
They finally dropped him and backed up, crossing their arms and tapping their foot impatiently.
"Go on then. I'm giving you plenty of time."
"Great God! Fellow Agent of Chaos, Perina... You may not know me, but I sure do know you~!"
They remained bowing, awaiting a response from Perina.
"Then what's taking you so long? Any other capable vessel of Chaos would have long since switched."
The air around them started to crackle and roar with intense energy.
+
" L-listen, I can easily just switch into him, lets not get hasty. " 🌱
"Out with it, vessel. Where. Is. Perina?"
"Then what's taking you so long? Any other capable vessel of Chaos would have long since switched."
The air around them started to crackle and roar with intense energy.
+
"Out with it, vessel. Where. Is. Perina?"
" w.. what. " 🌱
"Foolish vessel. I'm not talking to /you/. Get out of my way. Reveal to me the TRUE God of Chaos!"
"Out with it, vessel. Where. Is. Perina?"
"Foolish vessel. I'm not talking to /you/. Get out of my way. Reveal to me the TRUE God of Chaos!"
They gently floated towards Jac, waving and smiling all the while.
"Fellow agent of Chaos~! It has been far too long~!!"
"Foolish vessel. I'm not talking to /you/. Get out of my way. Reveal to me the TRUE God of Chaos!"
They gently floated towards Jac, waving and smiling all the while.
"Fellow agent of Chaos~! It has been far too long~!!"
They gently floated towards Jac, waving and smiling all the while.
"Fellow agent of Chaos~! It has been far too long~!!"
Would he really deliver the rose? The question lingered on their mind for a bit until they /fully/ vanished from his presence.
Now with a beautiful, yet fake rose tucked between his fingers. How joyous.
Would he really deliver the rose? The question lingered on their mind for a bit until they /fully/ vanished from his presence.
“…Alright then. Judgement’s final, now go away before i use your skin as a pillow case..”
Jeez- TOO extreme maybe? (BSKY IT’S SATIRE PLEASE—)
[ + ]
*sighs*
spades is not immune to adorable children.
it's a bit of thanatos/katsona's influence leaking through. i think they'd favor sirius a bit over procyon.
♠️: "THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME REDEEMABLE OR ANY LESS OF A BITCH, OKAY?!"
*sighs*
spades is not immune to adorable children.
it's a bit of thanatos/katsona's influence leaking through. i think they'd favor sirius a bit over procyon.
♠️: "THIS DOES NOT MAKE ME REDEEMABLE OR ANY LESS OF A BITCH, OKAY?!"
They hesitate for a moment before gently handing something out towards Guesti.
It's a beautiful little rose. A plastic one, but a rose nonetheless.
"...and if you can, give this to Sirius."
+
“I will make sure your time in hell will me JOYOUS~”
Heavily playful-with-many-malice tone of voice, still not trusting them one bit.
…he can’t see a lie there. How amusing.
They hesitate for a moment before gently handing something out towards Guesti.
It's a beautiful little rose. A plastic one, but a rose nonetheless.
"...and if you can, give this to Sirius."
+
"I HAVEN'T EVEN COME BACK YET AND I'M ALREADY GETTING CANCELLED?!?!?!?!"
(Satire ends here =])
"I HAVEN'T EVEN COME BACK YET AND I'M ALREADY GETTING CANCELLED?!?!?!?!"
"No. I'm not an idiot nor heartless. I didn't do /anything/ to the child. I gave her a warning. The same warning I mean to give you."
They leaned into him, eyebrows furrowed, intently staring at him.
+
You didn’t do anything to my sweet star, did you?”
The question was rather rhetorical, as he just didn’t care about the answer. He just needed a reason to rip them like a poker card.
"You know of me. So you know what I warned her about, yes?"
The air around them was heavy. They were /serious/ about this.
"No. I'm not an idiot nor heartless. I didn't do /anything/ to the child. I gave her a warning. The same warning I mean to give you."
They leaned into him, eyebrows furrowed, intently staring at him.
+
"You know of me. So you know what I warned her about, yes?"
The air around them was heavy. They were /serious/ about this.
Oh. That’s not a very pleasant expression. Hell the fact his face just went blank to the LITERAL term is frightening.
“…so it’s you who was with her.”
Now’s the best time to say uhh……
NEVER AGGRO THE PERSON WHO HAS DEATH IN HIS NAME?????
"The child. Or rather, /your/ grandchild."
"Her name is Sirius?"
"You know of me. So you know what I warned her about, yes?"
The air around them was heavy. They were /serious/ about this.
"The child. Or rather, /your/ grandchild."
"Her name is Sirius?"
"The child. Or rather, /your/ grandchild."
"Her name is Sirius?"
i'm so glad yall love to hate spades 😭 this is the most fun ive had in sooo long i love being evil!!!!
but it also makes me even more excited for how it all ends....
i'm so glad yall love to hate spades 😭 this is the most fun ive had in sooo long i love being evil!!!!
but it also makes me even more excited for how it all ends....