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Crewman!

@crewmancorpus.bsky.social

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New to a lot of things vomitted all over my laptop stuck in the storage closet

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Crewman! @crewmancorpus.bsky.social · Jul 19

this account has now entered the Vomited-all-over-my-laptop Era. this is uncharted territory folks

Crewman! @crewmancorpus.bsky.social · Jul 19

i vomited

Crewman! @crewmancorpus.bsky.social · Jul 19

THERE'S A PILL STUCK IN MY THROAT, I CAN FEEL IT, ITS I JUST SWALLOWED THREE GLASSES OF WATER AND ITS NOT BUDGING

Crewman! @crewmancorpus.bsky.social · 19d

BARRY (2018) sequel where he somehow comes back to life and has to defeat seven evil hitmen who all have names rhyming with Barry

Crewman! @crewmancorpus.bsky.social · 21d

What if it was Billie Jorts

Crewman! @crewmancorpus.bsky.social · 23d

Little Caesar's ''Hot Tuah''

Crewman! @crewmancorpus.bsky.social · 23d

how it feels to open disco elysium

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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 25d

Cheetos 🤭 #art #oilpainting

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Crewman! @crewmancorpus.bsky.social · 27d

i have no nails but i must bite

Crewman! @crewmancorpus.bsky.social · 29d

Costco rotisserie chicken keeps me on this earth

Crewman! @crewmancorpus.bsky.social · Oct 4

Had a dream that i was at walmart and they were selling jugs of ''bird poison'' next to the almond milk

Crewman! @crewmancorpus.bsky.social · Oct 3

they're giving away Gerard Way in the finals

Crewman! @crewmancorpus.bsky.social · Sep 27

Mariah Carey death cultists who want to bring about the end of time are trying to liberate her from her eternal slumber by humming along to Feliz Navidad, you need to stop them

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exfauna @poisonjr.bsky.social · Sep 25

hungry? keep scrolling. maybe there's food in your phone

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Crewman! @crewmancorpus.bsky.social · Sep 19

the concept of a Spamton chud mask..

Crewman! @crewmancorpus.bsky.social · Sep 18

..i did it again

Crewman! @crewmancorpus.bsky.social · Sep 18

''best way to learn something is to fail at it'' -airdiving instructor to his horrified trainees

Crewman! @crewmancorpus.bsky.social · Sep 18

hey man i just wanted to let you know that i'm emerging stronger from this

Crewman! @crewmancorpus.bsky.social · Sep 17

living the life

Crewman! @crewmancorpus.bsky.social · Sep 17

i don't flip my art, i take it on the chin. i get punched in the stomach and i cry. but i'll never flip that canvas. you can't stop me, i'll keep coming back. im still here