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Crestabear

@crestabear.bsky.social

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A film obsessed Polar Bear. I love the smell of popcorn in the morning. And afternoon, evening and night. Film Blog: https://preconceptionblog.wordpress.com/ My Music: https://crestabear.bandcamp.com/ https://youtube.com/@crestabear?si=bW60QS0-wUWRtZQ0

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Crestabear @crestabear.bsky.social · 10h

#TheFilmCrowd That was actually quite good. We've definitely watched worse! Evening all!

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Crestabear @crestabear.bsky.social · 10h

#TheFilmCrowd I bet there's a Pidgeon around somewhere singing, "I shat on the sheriff, but I didn't shit on the Ulalee"

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Crestabear @crestabear.bsky.social · 10h

#TheFilmCrowd Point of order. Sucking out the snake venom doesn't work. Neither does weeing on a jellyfish sting. But if you like that sort of thing, go ahead

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Crestabear @crestabear.bsky.social · 10h

#TheFilmCrowd How is an old black man playing an old black man so deeply racist?

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Crestabear @crestabear.bsky.social · 10h

#TheFilmCrowd A creepy old character playing the keyboard? Be quiet, Vulnavia - don't tell them who it is!

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Crestabear @crestabear.bsky.social · 10h

#TheFilmCrowd This old house?
Yes, it's this old house. But...
But what?
Ain't got time to fix the shingles
Ain't a-got time to fix the floor
Ain't got time to oil the hinges
Nor to mend no windowpane
Don't worry, son. You're just Shaken

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Crestabear @crestabear.bsky.social · 10h

#TheFilmCrowd He axed me!
What did he ask you? And it's ask you young punk

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Crestabear @crestabear.bsky.social · 10h

#TheFilmCrowd Look at the size of John's chopper!

Crestabear @crestabear.bsky.social · 10h

#TheFilmCrowd These pigeons from Hell are pussies. Pigeons from Hull on the other hand....

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Crestabear @crestabear.bsky.social · 10h

#TheFilmCrowd They looked like doves. White doves. Hey - can you get them to fly at the camera in s-l-o-w m-o-t-i-o-n?

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Crestabear @crestabear.bsky.social · 14h

#TheFilmCrowd Hopefully Karloff will deliver lots of pigeons, naturally. But also beautiful Southern Belles, dapper Southern Gentlemen, diaphanous dresses and the plantation burning down at the end. And, if there IS a polar bear, it had better not be a rug or a disembodied head mounted on the wall.

Crestabear @crestabear.bsky.social · 16h

Sydney Opera House, perhaps? Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeests sweeping majestically across the Serengeti?

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Crestabear @crestabear.bsky.social · 16h

Up-to-date fiction is the reason people read The Daily Mail

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Crestabear @crestabear.bsky.social · 2d

#TheFilmCrowd Well, that was very noisy. If they'd just tried filming a script rather than a series of relatively creepy gothic set pieces, it might have been good. My theory is that this was written by the guinea pigs
Night all!