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We don’t have to insinuate anything. Everybody knows what’s going on.

Social media is no longer just unregulated; it’s structurally misaligned with democratic accountability. The same incentives reward amplification, extraction, and opacity — while creators, workers, and citizens absorb the risk.
In the final moments of Alex Pretti’s life, two federal immigration officers — identified as Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez — shot and killed him.

Let’s be clear: with 12 years of experience in training between them. this isn’t about “lack of experience” or swapping out body cameras.

Coverups
SORKIN: To the extent you believe in law and order, how do you hold ICE officers accountable if their wearing masks and in a system where it appears state prosecutors are not allowed to investigate them?

RON JOHNSON: I'm all for body cams
February 10, 2026 at 2:18 PM
OpenAI would not generate this image until I deleted one word and I’m thinking “is he 4real” ? GPT said sure enough. I said “is it the new Board of Directors that is trending controversially. “Sure enough”

I said delete the main screen and apologize to Israel.
February 9, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Such a classy response with respect to the house to his audience to the globe, and to the NFL commissioner.
Bad Bunny understood the assignment…
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Whenever I write a clever message, I fear Maga can’t hear me. So I talk like an idiot now.
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Todd Blanche has an easy tell his lips quiver like Daffy duck when he lies but that’s all we know about Trump’s personal attorney
It’s very telling that Ghislaine Maxwell was happy to sit down with Trump’s former criminal defense attorney Todd Blanche for 2 days & answer his pathetic questions in exchange for special treatment, but she will refuse to answer all questions from anyone else including Congress.
February 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Thank you Arron for posting about RFK jr.’s need to “curb his enthusiasm” with more carnivore we’ll keep an eye on the babies here in Idaho
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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Warner: "There is a very real threat without reforms at ICE that you could have ICE patrols around polling stations. And people say, 'Why would that matter if they're all American citizens?' We've seen ICE discriminate against Latinos ... you don't need to do a lot to discourage people from voting"
February 8, 2026 at 3:44 PM
one’s the bottom ones the top even though they switch roles in public
Massie on Howard Lutnick: "He should just resign. Three people in Great Britain resigned for less than what we've seen Howard Lutnick lie about. He clearly went to the island, if we believe what's in these files. He was in business with Jeffrey Epstein."
February 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Are you sure they’re not recovering the ballot that they already corrupted by corrupting the chain of custody?
He’s a criminal who can’t resist returning to the scene of the crime.
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The last time the White House burned down was in the early 1800s
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
In a post that’s just a distraction away from a baby crime spree President Trump challenges President Obama to fire up the black voters. Trump says he’s not worried because it he has been using ice and can day nap stay up all night and tweet about it 🌮
February 7, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Let me guess $10 billion
February 7, 2026 at 4:22 PM
When Ice reform takes off - silicone mask hiding their real names will follow as a policy for social media reform and Trump enrichment.
February 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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That's Kushner's dad you're thinking of.
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Thank you for letting me know so I can block you
February 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Republican party is no longer about asset protectionism Unless you’re talking about their ass in Epstein’s religious convections. Chinese Ovens buried in the sand made with Russian hardware soaked in Venezuela gold. My soy dyslexia is killing me today.
February 4, 2026 at 4:30 PM
We don’t enforce insurrection USA where shadow stock markets purge the remaining assets for Trump family of crime. Tulsi’s cavern celebrates the corruption of the corrupted voter files raid under international security so we can’t accuse them of election interference for hiding evidence.
February 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Murder and pedophilia - I’m afraid in Trump‘s case is probably the only thing they get them from being soft. Maybe thats why America has its finger in so many things.
February 1, 2026 at 3:53 PM
seems we’re switching to the Italian job. Oceans 13 didn’t have the scene he wanted apparently
February 1, 2026 at 7:52 AM
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Why the hell would ICE go to Italy? Italy doesn't share a border with the US.

So either ICE is engaged in activities solely regarding immigration in the US or something else.

Trying to send them to Italy is the "something else".

Keep them OUT.
January 31, 2026 at 12:57 PM
I have witnessed the scene a few times deep in Mexico on surfing trips but we just called that cartel. Paid the bribe and got on with it. I did not see them shoot anybody in the face
This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.

(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
January 31, 2026 at 7:42 PM