Cristian
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Who wants to run their hands through my chest hair?
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Who wants to run their hands through my chest hair?
Baby if my heart was a house, was a house…
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Baby if my heart was a house, was a house…
My brain’s favorite productivity hack is to freeze, let things pile up and then get so overwhelmed that I end up doing everything in one go just to get some peace of mind :)
December 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My brain’s favorite productivity hack is to freeze, let things pile up and then get so overwhelmed that I end up doing everything in one go just to get some peace of mind :)
I don’t always listen to heavy metalcore, but when I do… oh boy do I enjoy it.
November 30, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I don’t always listen to heavy metalcore, but when I do… oh boy do I enjoy it.
Started a new animal crossing island 20 days ago and all I’ve done is water plants and get rich and honestly? goals
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Started a new animal crossing island 20 days ago and all I’ve done is water plants and get rich and honestly? goals
I keep hearing how much AI is on people’s feeds and I’m sooo glad I (seemingly) trained the algorithms well because I see none of that slop lmao
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I keep hearing how much AI is on people’s feeds and I’m sooo glad I (seemingly) trained the algorithms well because I see none of that slop lmao
I’m going to miss it when hayley williams stops adding songs to ego death at a bachelorette party.
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’m going to miss it when hayley williams stops adding songs to ego death at a bachelorette party.
A man tries to grow his beard out and suddenly each hair wants to point in a different direction. hmm.
October 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
A man tries to grow his beard out and suddenly each hair wants to point in a different direction. hmm.
Walking around the house like this
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Walking around the house like this
Tiktok showing me ads about spanish classes for native english speakers… girl, you’re so lost
October 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Tiktok showing me ads about spanish classes for native english speakers… girl, you’re so lost
Feel like resting your head? I brought some pillows
October 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Feel like resting your head? I brought some pillows
The new maggie lindemann album is definitely poppier than I was expecting but a few songs ended up on loop after the first listen so she’s forgiven.
October 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The new maggie lindemann album is definitely poppier than I was expecting but a few songs ended up on loop after the first listen so she’s forgiven.
I’m *not* getting my hopes up for the new pokemon game.
Any game freak game is ass until proven otherwise.
Any game freak game is ass until proven otherwise.
October 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m *not* getting my hopes up for the new pokemon game.
Any game freak game is ass until proven otherwise.
Any game freak game is ass until proven otherwise.
The whole “having a crush” thing is so weird to me because I don’t think I’ve ever had any.
October 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The whole “having a crush” thing is so weird to me because I don’t think I’ve ever had any.
Sometimes we should really ask ourselves “why does this bother me so much?”
99% of the time it’s not that deep.
99% of the time it’s not that deep.
October 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Sometimes we should really ask ourselves “why does this bother me so much?”
99% of the time it’s not that deep.
99% of the time it’s not that deep.
Fingers crossed Northlane’s new album cover is not AI again…
October 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Fingers crossed Northlane’s new album cover is not AI again…
Late night showers >>
October 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Late night showers >>
In case you’re curious about what music I listen to, I have a playlist where I’m adding a song for each day of the year:
open.spotify.com/playlist/4p8...
open.spotify.com/playlist/4p8...
2025
open.spotify.com
September 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
In case you’re curious about what music I listen to, I have a playlist where I’m adding a song for each day of the year:
open.spotify.com/playlist/4p8...
open.spotify.com/playlist/4p8...
Just took the best nap ever
September 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Just took the best nap ever
For the belly lovers
September 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
For the belly lovers