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Crash and Fred
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Saved the world, wrote a book, doing cool things. www.crashandfred.com
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No one better be touching my cheese! You, you... Cheesemonger, you!
Best of luck to you!
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If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me.

#pediatriccancer #cancermom
What happens when a bored grocery store
clerk meets a hyper-intelligent sea lion in a bucket hat?

Now available wherever weird and wonderful books are
sold.

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#CrashAndFred #IndieAuthor #BookTok #Bookstagram #FunnyBooks #WeirdBooks
#AbsurdistFiction #BookTrailer
What are we reading now? Fred thinks it's too many tomorrows. Go read our book next! www.crashandfred.com #bookstagram #reading #selfpublishedbook
Thank you John Green, that was a fantastic book. Stay tuned for what's up next on the reading list. Also check out my book. www.crashandfred.com. #johngreen #books #whatimreading #summerreads
It can't be your day in the spotlight everyday. Lift up your friends, and they will do the same when it's your time to shine.
I decided to sort through just the boxes in the garage because we are out of space. Problem is, I don't know where to put them all! #books #springcleaning
I would. But showing my bank balance online isn't very secure.
I haven't seen anything come through my funnel. Then again, I've only been on here one week.
Weird books are the best books.
I'm taking a break from my job due to burnout. Focusing on feeling better and writing the second book in my Crash and Fred series. I tell you what, with less stress, the second book is looking even better than the first.
A lot of people have been asking what happened after the book ended. Short answer? Fred still raids the seafood section, but now he pays for it.

Fred would like to remind you our book is available literally everywhere (his words).

#BehindTheScenes #CrashAndFred #SanFranciscoLife #AIGenerated
It's all good ❤️
The disease is the cure.
I would join in; but I feel like I would get... cold feet.
Everything is Tuberculosis, An Elderly Lady is Up to No Good, Crash and Fred!
Where did Fred come from? How is he so intelligent? What's with that bucket hat?! I'm not going to tell you. It's one of my favorite parts of the book, and it's like, 1/3 of the way through. Muah ha ha! www.crashandfred.com #booksky #books #reading #cute #crashandfred
Honestly one of my favorite animals. Fred likes them too because they eat fish.