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Cranky Calamari

@crankycalamari.bsky.social

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Content Creator / Father / Self Proclaimed Idiot! https://www.youtube.com/@CrankyCalamari

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Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · Oct 23

Elevator Pitch: Hi, my names Brandon, and im attempting to enter your subscription box! Im a 32 y/o eccentric YTber whose been at this since 2012! I love #Minecraft with an emphasis on building! Its my goal to build a community of smiling faces! Hope to see you around!!!

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CraftingMantis @craftingmantis.bsky.social · 2d

Recently @crankycalamari.bsky.social held a BBQ on the Obsidian Order SMP and it was a lot of fun. I think a lot of us forget that there are actual fireworks in the game. It was such a great ending to all of it.

Make sure to check out his video here: youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY?...

Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · 2d

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Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · 12d

I was in the middle of a video upload and my power went out..... ugh

Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · 15d

Ive officially given my Minecraft Minigame a Holloween Event!!!! Keep an eye out for a new Obsidian Order SMP video to see what I did 😀

Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · 17d

So, I was just informed that YouTube changed some stuff again???? I went from averaging 100 or so views a video to not even breaking 10..... what's happening?

Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · 17d

I've never met a more immature group of individuals! Yes, I may be one of those individuals....BUT STILL!!!!

Modded Minecraft Letsplay with the buds :D

youtu.be/lxOSLPGgQlQ

Farting Around w/ Friends IN Modded Minecraft!!! Create Chronicles Bosses & Beyond Modpack!

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Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · 18d

Have you ever had a BBQ in Minecraft with a bunch of your friends? Well, i did and it was amazing!!!!

youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY

MudLight BBQ at the Mud Kingdom?!?! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E37)

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Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · 18d

Got together with a couple buds and had a BBQ in Minecraft :D

youtu.be/0kp7e2aaIWY

MudLight BBQ at the Mud Kingdom?!?! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E37)

YouTube video by Cranky Calamari

Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · 19d

Got back on my favorite Minecraft Box Mining server and did a wee bit of grindage :D Hope yall enjoy!!!

youtu.be/bOm_-1uuGC0

WE BEAT THE END BOX MINING LAYER!!! (EZMines ► Minehut)

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Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · 24d

Another build competition on the Obsidian Order Minecraft SMP Server!!!! Wonder what we are building THIS time :D

youtu.be/mKu2YSg9pNQ

Falling Water Build Competition?!?! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E36)

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Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · 25d

Heyo! Had a wee bit of a sponsored video today!!! Im so glad I was tuned into this Minecraft server! I had a blast!!!

youtu.be/_fjEyTdVJp8

MAKING THE BIG BUCKS ON MONEY FIGHT!!!! (Money Fight ► Minehut)

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Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · Sep 19

New Modded Minecraft Video dropped!!! This is true clip potential, imma have shorts for days!!!!

youtu.be/uv7HUpmWE50

No! U R A Ghast!!! Create Chronicles Bosses & Beyond Modpack!

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Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · Sep 17

For real this time haha

I'm live :D

Playing some #Minecraft #Wynncraft :D See ya in a bit!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0uT...

Im the Best at Wynncraft :D (9/17/25)

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Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · Sep 16

Playing a wee bit more Minecraft Wynncraft this morning :D

Time to get all nerdy up in here! 🤓

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEaJ...

Im the Best at Wynncraft :D

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Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · Sep 16

Honestly, I had so much fun today!

All I did was get ready for tomorrow's recording session on the Obsidian Order. I gathered a whole lotta blocks but in the end I just had fun!

Sometimes silly little medial tasks are those ones I love the most ❤️

Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · Sep 15

Maybe a quick lil stream tonight :D

Gotta get some leveling in this Minecraft MMORPG!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svh2...

Leveling Up My Shaman! Wynncraft :D

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Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · Sep 14

Been playing some Minecraft Wynncraft MMORPG!!!! Here's my first dungeon run 😀

youtu.be/rvMWjaM0xU8

My First Wynncraft Decrepit Sewer Run!

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Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · Sep 13

Decided to do a late night stream :D

I know, weird right? Playin' some Minecraft Wynncraft :D Come hang!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ukd...

Playing Some Wynncraft :D

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Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · Sep 12

Whoa! A lot packed into one Minecraft video!!! We get pranked, We do some live streaming, we do some story telling, and we even have time for a Trials and Tribulations Rouge-Lite run?!?!? ACTION PACKED!!!

youtu.be/iwArgFNsZt4

Protesting Crows?!?! (Obsidian Order SMP S3E35)

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Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · Sep 11

Am I the only one who likes to build experiences in Minecraft?

Like, I enjoy building, but I want the person who walks through it to feel something. I want them to go on a journey! Idk maybe im the weird one 😀

Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · Sep 11

We're live again on the Obsidian Order SMP! Time to get this Minecraft Mud City detailed :D

www.youtube.com/live/nk90rVu...

Little City Details: Live Stream :D (Obsidian Order SMP)

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Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · Sep 10

Sometimes Chats mean to me.... Sometimes I'm mean to myself....

#Minecraft #Letsplay #ObsidianOrderSMP

youtube.com/shorts/z8iZX...

Chat calls me names.... #minecraft #letsplay #obsidianordersmp

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Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · Sep 9

Im live :D Come help me decorate my #Minecraft city :D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybIp...

Kingdom Of Mud Interior Live Stream :D

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Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · Sep 9

Heyo! I built a Minecraft city completely made out of mud on the Obsidian Order SMP! The issue is, I forgot almost every interior! Today we remedy that :D

Come join the stream in 30 mins and hang out
(9AM EST)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybIp...

Kingdom Of Mud Interior Live Stream :D

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Cranky Calamari @crankycalamari.bsky.social · Sep 9

So, there's a lot of different paths you can take. There's non beginner friendly things but it really just depends on what interests you in the modpack. My friends are doing magic and create for example.... I just like to make candy haha