Ori
@cranberryzero.bsky.social
Just a lesbian author who’s discovering her new California home, yee-haw 🤠 🌵
Tuesday morning breakfast… smoothie made with frozen spinach, cashew yogurt, orange juice, tomato juice, lemon juice, chia seeds. And mmmm is it good! 🥤🍊🍅🍋🥜
December 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Tuesday morning breakfast… smoothie made with frozen spinach, cashew yogurt, orange juice, tomato juice, lemon juice, chia seeds. And mmmm is it good! 🥤🍊🍅🍋🥜
Hate on this all you want… but 100% of the time, I will side with humans over AI creativity, but imagine this: One thousand years from now, a child might be born, only having known AI for generations. It’s as ancient to it as we are to the Peak of the Holy Roman Empire.
December 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Hate on this all you want… but 100% of the time, I will side with humans over AI creativity, but imagine this: One thousand years from now, a child might be born, only having known AI for generations. It’s as ancient to it as we are to the Peak of the Holy Roman Empire.
Going through a bunch of old boxes today and found these stamps! 🕎 Who wants me to send them a card or letter in the next 6-7 days hmu ❤️
December 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Going through a bunch of old boxes today and found these stamps! 🕎 Who wants me to send them a card or letter in the next 6-7 days hmu ❤️
As an unemployed lesbian who sometimes feels like she’s watching the end of the world in some totally inexplicable way, do NOT expect me to stop talking about my spirit animal Carol on Pluribus any time soon. That is all.
December 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
As an unemployed lesbian who sometimes feels like she’s watching the end of the world in some totally inexplicable way, do NOT expect me to stop talking about my spirit animal Carol on Pluribus any time soon. That is all.
Need to get out and touch grass, goin for a walk yay 🌵☀️
December 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Need to get out and touch grass, goin for a walk yay 🌵☀️
In a world where it’s sometimes harder to tell human art from AI, human words from AI, @chucktingle.bsky.social is the realest thing there is. An absolute literary treasure of the 21st century that will be talked about for another century. I am absolutely serious. 💕💝🦖
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
In a world where it’s sometimes harder to tell human art from AI, human words from AI, @chucktingle.bsky.social is the realest thing there is. An absolute literary treasure of the 21st century that will be talked about for another century. I am absolutely serious. 💕💝🦖
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Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.
December 12, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Winter may be beautiful, but bed is much better.
If you don’t like JK Rowling for her dumbass politics, abs fair but also she got a whole generation of kids addicted to reading at a time everyone assumed they’d be consumed by video games, instead they were lugging around massive novels. That’s badass, I hope to do that one day. ✨
December 10, 2025 at 9:36 AM
If you don’t like JK Rowling for her dumbass politics, abs fair but also she got a whole generation of kids addicted to reading at a time everyone assumed they’d be consumed by video games, instead they were lugging around massive novels. That’s badass, I hope to do that one day. ✨
I love how the US government is fully embracing the use of AI for cruelty propaganda. Especially during the CHRISTMAS season. I’m not even gonna say that’s some fascist shit, that’s some 🚩🚩🚩”I’m a horrible human being”🚩🚩🚩 kinda shit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I love how the US government is fully embracing the use of AI for cruelty propaganda. Especially during the CHRISTMAS season. I’m not even gonna say that’s some fascist shit, that’s some 🚩🚩🚩”I’m a horrible human being”🚩🚩🚩 kinda shit.
I can’t be trying to give hot California MILF *and* have bad gas at the grocery store at the same time
December 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I can’t be trying to give hot California MILF *and* have bad gas at the grocery store at the same time
Pluribus solidifies my notion that Vince Gilligan makes TV more like prose than anyone has ever made television. It’s absolutely masterful.
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Pluribus solidifies my notion that Vince Gilligan makes TV more like prose than anyone has ever made television. It’s absolutely masterful.
Since we know WAP is now THE Thanksgiving song, I declare that Thanksgiving music is just *nasty af*. What are some *nasty* fucking songs to add to a Thanksgiving / Black Friday playlist? Maybe Throat Goat by Kim Petras? Give me more!
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Since we know WAP is now THE Thanksgiving song, I declare that Thanksgiving music is just *nasty af*. What are some *nasty* fucking songs to add to a Thanksgiving / Black Friday playlist? Maybe Throat Goat by Kim Petras? Give me more!
It’s “I signed up for this thing at some point in my life and now they’re sending me a Black Friday email… unsubscribe” Friday for those who celebrate the fall of the patriarchy.
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It’s “I signed up for this thing at some point in my life and now they’re sending me a Black Friday email… unsubscribe” Friday for those who celebrate the fall of the patriarchy.
I feel bad for whoever had to feed a whole Thanksgiving dinner for the Green Bay Packers after they won. How much food does it take to feed an entire football team who just played a whole game? Props to the cooks at Fox sports
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I feel bad for whoever had to feed a whole Thanksgiving dinner for the Green Bay Packers after they won. How much food does it take to feed an entire football team who just played a whole game? Props to the cooks at Fox sports
Watching The Amazing Race and seeing (you know who) building generational wealth through winning reality shows is WILD. The next generation’s never gonna get jobs
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Watching The Amazing Race and seeing (you know who) building generational wealth through winning reality shows is WILD. The next generation’s never gonna get jobs
On the same day Florida passed something “banning Sharia law”, right wing podcaster Nick Fuentes says women should be prevented from voting by force if necessary. Soooooooooo
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 AM
On the same day Florida passed something “banning Sharia law”, right wing podcaster Nick Fuentes says women should be prevented from voting by force if necessary. Soooooooooo
As a real human being, I LOVE the em dash and I’ve been using it for a long time— don’t let AI take it away because people assume only AI uses it. Real people love the em dash too.
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 AM
As a real human being, I LOVE the em dash and I’ve been using it for a long time— don’t let AI take it away because people assume only AI uses it. Real people love the em dash too.
I dreamed the other night I had dimples and the world was my oyster. ALAS! Upon waking, same nightmare. If I had dimples my life would be perfect.
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I dreamed the other night I had dimples and the world was my oyster. ALAS! Upon waking, same nightmare. If I had dimples my life would be perfect.
Remembers, it’s the time of year to show people how much you care for them based on how much you participate in capitalism. Ho ho ho! 🎅🏻🎄
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Remembers, it’s the time of year to show people how much you care for them based on how much you participate in capitalism. Ho ho ho! 🎅🏻🎄
As a Gen Xer, it’s impossible to understate the impact MTV had on my life, and how difficult it is to watch it shutter at the end of this year. There was a point there MTV was THE pipeline to the world. And now it’s going away. Wow.
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM
As a Gen Xer, it’s impossible to understate the impact MTV had on my life, and how difficult it is to watch it shutter at the end of this year. There was a point there MTV was THE pipeline to the world. And now it’s going away. Wow.
Fun fact about me… I will absolutely fuck up some restaurant garnish. Kale, green onions, artfully spiral cut radishes, a layer of greens? I might eat it before the actual meal.
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Fun fact about me… I will absolutely fuck up some restaurant garnish. Kale, green onions, artfully spiral cut radishes, a layer of greens? I might eat it before the actual meal.
It’s only mid November, you still have time to make your music streaming platform end of the year wrap up the way you want it to look, but not much. This is a PSA.
November 17, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It’s only mid November, you still have time to make your music streaming platform end of the year wrap up the way you want it to look, but not much. This is a PSA.
Far enough in to the weeds of a first draft of my first novel to say that first drafts are a bag of bones and gristle and garbage. And while one day I might tie off some corners to make arms and legs and enter it in the state fair, it is NOT today. Wish me luck.
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Far enough in to the weeds of a first draft of my first novel to say that first drafts are a bag of bones and gristle and garbage. And while one day I might tie off some corners to make arms and legs and enter it in the state fair, it is NOT today. Wish me luck.
How long is the line to piss on Reagan’s grave this time of night? Google is no help. Do I need to make a reservation?
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
How long is the line to piss on Reagan’s grave this time of night? Google is no help. Do I need to make a reservation?
Do you know who was NOT partying with Epstein? Kamala Harris. Hillary Clinton. Barack or Michelle Obama. Joe Biden. AOC. Bernie Sanders. Zohran Mamdani. Ilhan Omar. Rashida Tlaib.
November 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Do you know who was NOT partying with Epstein? Kamala Harris. Hillary Clinton. Barack or Michelle Obama. Joe Biden. AOC. Bernie Sanders. Zohran Mamdani. Ilhan Omar. Rashida Tlaib.