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Craig
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It’s kind of amazing how quickly “prove me wrong” has become such a tell.
Listen if you don’t love sipping your coffee, watching leaves fall and hitting the falsetto notes in Beth/Rest that’s a you problem.
Cloudy and 35 this morning. Elder Millennial Dads everywhere grabbing their flannel and listening to Bon Iver.
Ha. Fair. Not everyone has the time I get it.
The king of soup noodles.
Extruded orecchiette out of a box is pretty bad. Gotta do it by hand so you can control cup depth.
Angel hair sucks. And yet tajarin rules. I contain multitudes.
Feel bad for Mariners fans but this is tremendous content.
I like to imagine it happened at the corner hot dog joint that turned into a Bank of America that turned into lord knows what else in the ensuing.
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So... I have a kind of spiritual connection to this story that I think gives me an unusual perspective, and is also completely bananas in its own right. It all has to do with a plate of pasta and a mobster who died in my apartment. Buckle up... (1/26)
A Boston Restaurant Displayed Whitey Bulger’s Mug Shot. An Uproar Ensued.
www.nytimes.com
This is so great. Am compelled to note here that if you were a couple blocks east of North/Damen/Milwaukee in 2003, I was only a couple blocks away. Paulina and Cortland. Couple buildings south of the Bucktown Pub.

Also “post-ventilation”? I doff my cap.
I thought I knew what chaos felt like but the power just went out in the building at this massive kids’ birthday party establishment and man I tell you what…
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this is basically what happens if an eight year old goes "well what if Babe Ruth kept pitching and threw 100mph while hitting 55 homers a season" and the universe says okay sure kid I gotchu
Shohei reading all our little jokes about the Dodgers being up 3-0 with him basically being irrelevant in the NLCS…
You have GOT to be shitting me. Ridiculous.

Yes this post was about Ohtani.
The most loathed SCOTUS Justice was also a Wilson AG? That somehow tracks.
Will the judges also allow “Leaving dead end office job at 3pm, windows down, headed for Friday beers”?
I hear it in this voice btw.
This is my current favorite recurring Bluesky bit.
The people are crying out for a leader who can believably say they’re spending a Friday night “goin to the boat”.
People are going to clutch pearls about this but that amount of money for the Great Khan is roughly equivalent to me reporting the casino comped me a shrimp cocktail.
My Mom has always told people that “Emergency” was the first word I ever learned how to spell. Couldn’t click on that interview fast enough. Great stuff.