Shell
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Elon is just such a pathetic loser lol. Incredible deployment of the "no u" tactic followed up by a suggestion a twelve year old might think of, and dovetailing into a poll to immediately seek approval from his hugbox. A master class in cringe
January 22, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Elon is just such a pathetic loser lol. Incredible deployment of the "no u" tactic followed up by a suggestion a twelve year old might think of, and dovetailing into a poll to immediately seek approval from his hugbox. A master class in cringe
I just realized I posted the replies to this in the complete wrong order and I'm not fixing it. The blue sky UI did this to me
I finished The Seance of Blake Manor last night and I have some thoughts on it. First, it's a great game and if you have any interest at all it's worth playing. That being said I do have some criticisms.
January 21, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I just realized I posted the replies to this in the complete wrong order and I'm not fixing it. The blue sky UI did this to me
I finished The Seance of Blake Manor last night and I have some thoughts on it. First, it's a great game and if you have any interest at all it's worth playing. That being said I do have some criticisms.
January 21, 2026 at 1:43 AM
I finished The Seance of Blake Manor last night and I have some thoughts on it. First, it's a great game and if you have any interest at all it's worth playing. That being said I do have some criticisms.
January 21, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Why don't I want a common sense politician? Same fucking reason I don't want a surgeon that acts solely on "common sense"
January 19, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Why don't I want a common sense politician? Same fucking reason I don't want a surgeon that acts solely on "common sense"
Abolish the Supreme Court
January 14, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Abolish the Supreme Court
Pretty good overall, but a little fast paced for my tastes generally
www.albumoftheyear.org/user/captain...
www.albumoftheyear.org/user/captain...
CaptainShell's Review of 'Revengeseekerz' by Jane Remover
This was my intro to Jane Remover and I liked it a lot. These track refuse to be held in place for too long, with so many different sounds and samples coming and going from moment to moment. I like th...
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January 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Pretty good overall, but a little fast paced for my tastes generally
www.albumoftheyear.org/user/captain...
www.albumoftheyear.org/user/captain...
I love when people talk about the spooky Chinese social credit score as if we're not already using financial credit scores as social credit scores in america. Insurance companies use credit scores to assume how good of a driver you are when rating your auto policy lol
January 14, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I love when people talk about the spooky Chinese social credit score as if we're not already using financial credit scores as social credit scores in america. Insurance companies use credit scores to assume how good of a driver you are when rating your auto policy lol
Just based on recent events I think and new flavor Dr Pepper Leather Boot Zero would sell like crazy
January 13, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Just based on recent events I think and new flavor Dr Pepper Leather Boot Zero would sell like crazy
Is everyone just really stupid now? I genuinely can't explain half of the shit going on without that as an axiom
January 12, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Is everyone just really stupid now? I genuinely can't explain half of the shit going on without that as an axiom
Someone needs to prove me a bulletproof list of words to mute for sports content
January 11, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Someone needs to prove me a bulletproof list of words to mute for sports content
I'm a sports poster now
January 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I'm a sports poster now
January 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I'm weird now www.albumoftheyear.org/user/captain...
CaptainShell's Review of 'You're Weird Now' by Guerilla Toss
This was really fun, the songs are so ecclectic that I could compare it to music from multiple decades and genres. Some of the songs did drag a bit for me, but overall I really liked the unpredictable...
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January 8, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I'm weird now www.albumoftheyear.org/user/captain...
the outer wilds soundtrack is still so incredible
January 7, 2026 at 2:58 PM
the outer wilds soundtrack is still so incredible
I already love the digitone way more than the circuit tracks so glad i upgraded.
in combo with the sh-01a it's sick. gonna try sending it through the sp404 for performance effects
in combo with the sh-01a it's sick. gonna try sending it through the sp404 for performance effects
January 7, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I already love the digitone way more than the circuit tracks so glad i upgraded.
in combo with the sh-01a it's sick. gonna try sending it through the sp404 for performance effects
in combo with the sh-01a it's sick. gonna try sending it through the sp404 for performance effects
Some of the best software/hardware ive ever used has been made by a single person.
some of the worst software/hardware ive ever used has been made by a team of 100+ people
some of the worst software/hardware ive ever used has been made by a team of 100+ people
January 7, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Some of the best software/hardware ive ever used has been made by a single person.
some of the worst software/hardware ive ever used has been made by a team of 100+ people
some of the worst software/hardware ive ever used has been made by a team of 100+ people
Been back at work for 2 hours now and I'm already on the verge of an aneurysm
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Been back at work for 2 hours now and I'm already on the verge of an aneurysm
Gonna try to listen to more albums and put down some thoughts. Starting with one I missed (or maybe I didn't) from last year. www.albumoftheyear.org/user/captain...
CaptainShell's Review of 'choke enough' by Oklou
There was some interesting sound design on this, but a real lack of songwriting. The majority of the cuts are all meandering interludes. I did like the underscores feature as well as the closer, howev...
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January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Gonna try to listen to more albums and put down some thoughts. Starting with one I missed (or maybe I didn't) from last year. www.albumoftheyear.org/user/captain...
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Time is a flat fucking circle man
January 4, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Time is a flat fucking circle man
The sports-posting on this app has gotten out of hand
December 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM
The sports-posting on this app has gotten out of hand