"Did you think I came to bring peace? You dumbass." Jesus’ words can hit like a plot twist. Division isn’t his goal, but it's what happens when we confront oppression, abuse and evil.

And honestly? We don’t want a God who isn’t pissed at those things.

#hangry #Luke12 #CPTBpod

What happens when Pastor Bob dusts off the King James Version?

Loin girding.
Spirited giggling.
One guest maybe goes back to church.

With guests Harriet Riley and Cassi Bruno

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#CPTB #KJV #BiblePodcast #ComeForTheScriptureStayForTheLoins

Love Languages...Martha = Acts of Service.
Mary = Quality Time.
But what about Jesus? 👀

🎧 From S2E29 – Martha, Mary, and Multiplying Dishes
🐊 @CPTBpod #LoveLanguages #BibleHumor #JesusIsQualityTime

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We always cast ourselves as the hero. But what if we're not? Eric reminds us: God loves the villain too—and invites us to live a better way.

#CPTB #GodLovesTheDragon #GraceNotPerformance #PrincessTheology

Is CPTB the best podcast in Pittsburgh? Maybe not. Would it be super cool to have our little Bible and comedy discussion voted as the best? Absolutely.

If you're a listener, or even not give us a nomination. .

Best podcast is under people and places.

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No sandals. No budget. Just lasagna and the love of God. Day camp ministry mirrored Luke 10—being sent, staying present, and always eating well in southwestern Minnesota.

#MinistryLife #Luke10 #BibleCamp #CPTB #LasagnaTheology

Welcome to Sincere Saturday.
Didn’t mean to get all heartfelt, but Lou went and made it beautiful.

Watch the clip. Listen to the episode. Your heart will grow two sizes. Maybe three.
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#CPTBpod #GospelFeels #NotAlwaysSnarky

Peter’s the golden retriever of the apostles—loyal, messy, and always jumping in headfirst. Paul? More like a cat: precise, aloof, occasionally bites. 🐶🐱 The church somehow needs both.

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#CPTB #biblenerds #apostleenergy

Peter was fishing naked.
Then he got dressed to jump in the lake.
The gang is confused, concerned, and a little impressed.

This week’s episode: Golden Retrievers and Gutsy Risktaking
Now streaming wherever you get podcasts.

#PeterWasNaked #CPTBpod #TheGospelGetsWeird

The only podcast where ants, quantum physics, and the Holy Spirit all share a mic. #cptb #funnyandsmart #porquenolosdos

We’re in Luke 8 this week. Jesus meets a chained, cast-out man and sets him free.

The town sees him clothed and whole - and they’re afraid. Turns out freedom is more disruptive than bondage.

Feels pretty Juneteenth to us.

On all the podcast platforms - don't miss it!
#Juneteenth #CPTB #SetFree

BREAKING: Hurricane Erick has been upgraded to Category 1.
Sustained winds of 75 MPH.

CPTB listeners are not surprised.
#IYKYK #HurricaneErick #CPTB #ComediansWithPastorsTalkingBible #StormWarning

(Actual alert received this morning. We just report the facts.)

We couldn’t help ourselves. Warmest congratulations to Bishop-Elect Melissa Stoller and the entire SWPA Synod of the ELCA!

💚, CPTB

Two big drops! 🎉 New Short Take is live at bit.ly/cptb-episodes + our first full video episode is now on YouTube!
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Same CPTB energy—now with our actual faces.
Follow us: @cptbpod everywhere. 🙃

We're here! Two pastors and two comics walk into a podcast... and things get holy, hilarious, and a little heretical.

🎙️ Comedians with Pastors Talking Bible

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#NewPodcast #ComedyAndFaith #CPTB