ChuckPaone
@cpaone.bsky.social
(Very married.)
Writing fiction in a post-fact world.
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Writing fiction in a post-fact world.
More at Chuck.Paone.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Heading out to go to the turkey farm for my annual retrieval, and these feisty fowl were surrounding my car.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Heading out to go to the turkey farm for my annual retrieval, and these feisty fowl were surrounding my car.
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
There are cheaper portable heaters, but none as good.
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
There are cheaper portable heaters, but none as good.
If you think Trump is a patriot and Senator John McCain wasn't, you're an idiot.
If you think Trump is a patriot and Senator Mark Kelly isn't, you're an idiot.
If you think Trump is a patriot and Senator Mark Kelly isn't, you're an idiot.
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
If you think Trump is a patriot and Senator John McCain wasn't, you're an idiot.
If you think Trump is a patriot and Senator Mark Kelly isn't, you're an idiot.
If you think Trump is a patriot and Senator Mark Kelly isn't, you're an idiot.
Cheers to newlyweds and fantastic friends @mistybrown.bsky.social & @docsavage88.bsky.social, who so generously treated us to this wonderful Gibbet Hill dinner this evening!
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Cheers to newlyweds and fantastic friends @mistybrown.bsky.social & @docsavage88.bsky.social, who so generously treated us to this wonderful Gibbet Hill dinner this evening!
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"There is no plan to save the world or a 4-D chess game being played." ...
is as good as place as any to end this insane American week.
is as good as place as any to end this insane American week.
November 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
"There is no plan to save the world or a 4-D chess game being played." ...
is as good as place as any to end this insane American week.
is as good as place as any to end this insane American week.
We're all "fiddlers" now.
a man with a crown on his head holding a sword
ALT: a man with a crown on his head holding a sword
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
We're all "fiddlers" now.
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 PM
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
November 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
#Wordle 1,611 5/6
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It's as if I'm contractually obligated to drag out the game by almost immediately narrowing the answer options to three and ALWAYS proceeding to select the wrong two first.
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November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
#Wordle 1,611 5/6
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For every American who feels they're being hustled.
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
For every American who feels they're being hustled.
@docsavage88.bsky.social, I assume Chapel Hill is releasing a collective sigh of relief?
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www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/15/s...
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www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/15/s...
Bill Belichick says he has ‘not and will not’ pursue open NFL jobs, is committed to North Carolina - The Boston Globe
In a statement posted on social media Friday night and coming amid the first changes of the current hiring cycle, Belichick said he remains committed to building a program as a first-time college coac...
www.bostonglobe.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
@docsavage88.bsky.social, I assume Chapel Hill is releasing a collective sigh of relief?
😂
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/15/s...
😂
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/15/s...
They took your job, stole your house AND ate your dog.
Just think about that.
I mean, I know when I say it like that, it *sounds* stupid but ...
OK, you're right; it's stupid.
Just think about that.
I mean, I know when I say it like that, it *sounds* stupid but ...
OK, you're right; it's stupid.
ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and orange gloves
ALT: ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and orange gloves
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
They took your job, stole your house AND ate your dog.
Just think about that.
I mean, I know when I say it like that, it *sounds* stupid but ...
OK, you're right; it's stupid.
Just think about that.
I mean, I know when I say it like that, it *sounds* stupid but ...
OK, you're right; it's stupid.
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It's mid-November. Is everyone preparing for our annual War on Christmas?
a man dressed as darth vader standing in front of a christmas tree
ALT: a man dressed as darth vader standing in front of a christmas tree
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It's mid-November. Is everyone preparing for our annual War on Christmas?
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 PM
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 AM
This!
Blame Republicans for Republican policies.
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This!
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November 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
#Wordle 1,606 5/6
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@ericlars2.bsky.social, you settled in for MNF?
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
@ericlars2.bsky.social, you settled in for MNF?