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Maddy🦦

@cowardlylyons.bsky.social

280 followers 180 following 1.6K posts

27. she/her. All of my posts do reflect my employer and everyone I've ever met and they will be joining me in the shittiest level of Mormon heaven.

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · Mar 17

From the moment I saw this crochet pattern I knew I had to make Him🥲 my pride and joy, Gonzo💕😭 #crochet #amigurumi #gonzo #muppets

Crochet amigurumi of Gonzo from The Muppets (pattern by Drew Hill) He's wearing a purple suit with punk details.

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 6h

You cant convince me the nerdy brunette with freckles isnt the archetype for every skinny white guy who had unreasonable amounts of attention from girls in hs. Very Joseph Gordon-Levitt in 10 Things I Hate About You. I am not fooled

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 6h

My Life with the Walter Boys is a sick and twisted The Fosters and Cheaper by the Dozen mashup

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 7h

My brain mixed him with Rob Reiner for a sec and I was terrified

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 18h

I read something about blinking and now im cursed with conscious blinking for a few minutes so I'm here to drag others down with me👹😈👁👄👁

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 22h

Burn it down

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 1d

Y'all I have no idea who tf Alex Cooper is and at this point I'm scared to ask

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 1d

Everything aesthetically about Nobody Wants This on Netflix is so pleasing to me. Satisfying.

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 1d

HBO Max better take those ICE Job commercials off my screen I'll cancel them all istg

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 2d

Me every time I get to say "well she's got a leg up on him" to anyone when around my cat and tripod kitten

a man with a mustache is looking at the camera and smiling .

ALT: a man with a mustache is looking at the camera and smiling .

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 2d

The leapords ate my face subreddit gonna have a field day with the fallout from this one

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 2d

Frankly I thought he'd paint it gold first

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 2d

Dedicated car quarter club woohoooo

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onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 3d

They all talk like trump now lol SAD

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 4d

Never mistake Republican approval being low for Democrat approval being high

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 4d

As a West Wing fan I'm GEEKING at the premiere of season 3 of The Diplomat OMGGGG

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 4d

All this talk of if there is an AI bubble is so dumb. Look around. Who is benefitting from it? Also they're losing a shit ton of money already. Where's this revolutionary tech? The best they can do is chat bots that hallucinate?

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 4d

Tell me the second question was "define satire" lmaooo

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 4d

Do we think dogs understand how elevators work or

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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 5d

The lil french Netflix movie about the louvre heist is going to be excellent.

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 5d

The electoral college is a bitch

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 5d

Or didn't put their shopping cart away

Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 6d

The progress of human civilization has been lead by radicals throughout thousands of years but you are convinced we pretty much perfected the world when you were 10? Sure bud

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Frettie Fingers @frettie.bsky.social · 6d

#nokings
Portland frog brigade

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Maddy🦦 @cowardlylyons.bsky.social · 6d

Block all the accounts they follow and then them.

Pop Base @popbase.tv · 7d

The White House has created an official Bluesky account.

[ @whitehouse-47.bsky.social ]