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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 29

I thought they were pleasing to my optics! I’ll never ever like them again! Whatever you do don’t hurt me!!! Please oh please! -🟣

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 29

What is this. Why are these photos under our “likes” Skywarp? I do not like this. I do not LIKE these inferior organics at all! What kind of mech do you take me for?! -🔷

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 28

What is a …. Jif? Or.. is it Gif? Is it a small organic replaceable part… or.. A horrific MONSTER? -🟣

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 21

Not promising enough, my expertise says otherwise. Tell me, what do you fools find so interesting about this inferior planet? That imbecile Skywarp is so “enamored” by this green filth — Eugh! It’s sickening! -🔷

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

Crucial addendum! There appears to be… an even more fascinating version of these unconscious organics… “Tree” …. A closer look is TOO DANGEROUS…. So.. for now I shall just watch! The “Flowers” and…. Me! -🟣

SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

Recently… it appears I found something Earth has to offer…I don’t get it… but I think those.. “flower” organics are pleasing to my optic sensors….

Can any of them make you rust uncontrollably?!? -🟣

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

Really?! It can’t be that easy- are you trying to trick me? … will being a hero mean things will be less….. terrifying? -🟣

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

WHAT ARE YOU?! IF YOURE AN AUTOBOT PLEASE DONT HURT ME! ILL GIVE UP ALL MY DECEPTICON WAYS!! -🟣

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

But is it the sharpness of MY keen optics? No, I don't think so, especially from the likeness of him. -🔷

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

A reckless seeker! He gets himself into too much trouble- does he even realize it?! -🟣

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

Can we have as little tweaking as possible… PRETTY PLEASE?! -🟣

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

Oh really now? I highly doubt you could even put a servo on me. You’re not even worthy to breathe my exhaust fuel as I fly away! -🔷

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

I simply think YOU should be telling that to my heel-struts when I STOMP on your servos beneath me! Hahaha! -🔷

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

But what if it damages my joints! If I get too close will it make it hard to see?! …But.. it is soothing to hear Earth isn’t all full of scary… deadly organics.. ..

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

IGNORE HIM! Useless “feelings” are messing with Skywarp’s circuitry like the inferior bot he is! *I* am the superior one you should be worried about! Ha! -🔷

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

But could it be true something so pleasing be so deadly! Why is Earth so so cruel! -🟣

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

Please! Whatever you do don’t hurt me! I never meant to be a clone! If I had a choice I’d be nothing at all! -🟣

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

My confidence is truly unmatched, there is no other seeker with the talents and genius of I! Even the second-rate clones like Sunstorm understand that THUNDERCRACKER is better than all! -🔷

RAMJET🌑 & SUNSTORM☀️ // TFA @sycophantliar.bsky.social · Aug 18

Oh, but I can’t answer this! From Thundercracker’s incredible confidence to Ramjet’s genius deception — Why, I simply pale in comparison to them all! -☀️

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RAMJET🌑 & SUNSTORM☀️ // TFA @sycophantliar.bsky.social · Aug 17

GREETINGS, PUNY ORGANICS! I have NOT just arrived to your "SOCIAL NETWORK" -- now bask in the glory of the true ORIGINAL Starscream! -🌑
Brilliant entrance, just brilliant! And I must say, it is simply the truest honor to be among such incredible lifeforms such as yourselves! I am truly humbled... -☀️

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

Recently… it appears I found something Earth has to offer…I don’t get it… but I think those.. “flower” organics are pleasing to my optic sensors….

Can any of them make you rust uncontrollably?!? -🟣

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

Why wouldn't I show up unannounced? Everyone must witness my brilliance! You take me as some inferior piece of scrap metal like yourself? Hah! -🔷

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

[OOC] helloooo everyone, skywarp admin here. Making it very clear from the beginning both me and tc admin aren’t comfortable with nsfw schtuff. We both would prefer it if any and all exclusively nsfw accounts unfollow us. Much love 2 everyone though 🥹💜💙

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

There needs to be no introduction for the likeliness of myself, the most intelligent and truly the greatest seeker of all other clones below ME! -🔷

Why do you want to know more about me!? I promise I've done nothing of note! I'm just a lowly seeker- Just please leave me alone- I'll do ANYTHING! -🟣

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 20

ENOUGH! Why, I shouldn't have even bothered removing those stasis cuffs of yours! A completely unworthy buffoon I say! -🔷

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 19

It’s not my fault, I swear it! If it were up to me I would be having a nice stasis nap!! -🟣

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SKYWARP 🟣 & THUNDERCRACKER 🔷 // TFA @cowardlyegomaniac.bsky.social · Aug 19

Eep! You know what- that’s okay.. I’ll just.. stay in the corner for a while…

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I thought they were cute.. -🟣

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