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Cousin “Champagne” Ronnie
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I ain’t doing all that
I can’t stop thinking about this ring
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Happy 32nd anniversary of the sonic the hedgehog balloon falling on me during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

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Sonic the Hedgehog balloon busted at 1993 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
YouTube video by Eyewitness News ABC7NY
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November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Somebody has to be the baddest bitch in the Fred Meyer
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Proof that whatever is wrong with me is genetic
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Today was weird and I’m exhausted
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The bartenders have done free shots with me at every bar I’ve been to on this trip. Is this standard practice in NY now or are the vibes just excellent this week
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Such a joy to see some of my favorite collectors today! I love my people
November 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
At one of my old haunts and they’re playing Steely Dan
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Saw Calder’s circus at the Whitney today
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Sloppy mock up but do you prefer the white tiles over the fireplace or the navy going all the way up?
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Missing my sweet husband
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It’s important to have an auntie climb on you and beat the shit out of you at least once a year. But boy am I gonna be walking funny from it tomorrow!
November 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Portland massages feel like you are a cat they are petting and they are afraid you might scratch them. NYC massages feel like you are a raw chicken they are skinning and deboning
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Quitting my job and getting a gig at Coyote Ugly to justify spending $50 on this top
November 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Gross
November 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The street I grew up on :)
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Just had breakfast with my dad at the diner. The rest of the day's agenda is a walk around Chinatown, a 2 hour massage at my fave local spot, a drink at one of my old haunts and then dinner with my family.
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Blessed and highly favored
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Bag secured
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Back in my old bachelorette pad with Roxanne
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Reposted by Cousin “Champagne” Ronnie
there’s no such thing as enough candles
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Will miss my husband and dogs this week but I’m incredibly grateful for my job! I’ve been at this full time for six years and I still feel like the luckiest girl in the world.
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Some scenes from our weekly Sunday dinner last night. I love our little family @devingaffney.com 🥲
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Headed back to my hometown tomorrow and the first thing I’m doing is hitting up my favorite Szechuan restaurant
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM