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🌴Jeff🌴
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NYT Best Selling Author, Social Media Influencer, Olympic Athlete, Entrepreneur, Self-made Billionaire, Male Model, Inventor of the Internet, Rhodes Scholar, Poet. I am none of those. Here because I am pissed! #RESIST #BlueCrew #FBR

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My neighbor's daughter wanted to go as Marjorie Taylor Greene for #Halloween, but our City Ordinances prohibit putting any trash outside more than 8-hours before pickup. #resist #democracy
The smallest monkey in the world is the Pygmy Marmoset nicknamed the "finger monkey" bec it's so tiny it can perch on a human finger. Native to the Amazon rainforest, these primates weigh less than a chocolate bar (around 3.5 ounces) and are only about 12-15 cm long (excluding their long tail).
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
So, who else planned to read the Epstein Files this weekend? Don't tell me #MAGA was just putting on another show what with the almost unanimous vote and all the subpoenas they [𝗉𝗋𝗈𝖻𝖺𝖻𝗅𝗒 𝖽𝗂𝖽 𝗇𝗈𝗍] issued. #MAGAIsADisease #TrumpIsAPedophile

𝙍𝙀𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙎𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙀𝙋𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙄𝙉 𝙁𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙎
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December 7, 2025 at 5:13 AM
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The Trump Administration really had to scrap the bottom of the gutter to find Justices willing to compromise their principles, their ethics, their integrity and their honor to meet his unConstitutional and unAmerican demands. Boy did he find them... (no surprise they are also criminal/traitors)
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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The real Enemy of The People. #SCOTUS #Corrupt
December 13, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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They told Lauren Boebert that if she wanted to be on the Intelligence Committee she had to speak to the Chair...

#LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb
December 13, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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No matter how frustrating the day gets, there is always room for a smile...
December 2, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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No FIFA for me
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Alaska's Arctic National Wildlife Refuge: To ignoramuses like #MAGA, this it a barren wasteland, but is actually a pristine and very sensitive environment/ecosystem that will likely never recover from the damage oil exploration and drilling will inflict. Like to our democracy, it will NOT recover.
October 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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#FoodSongs

1) Wake Me Up Before You HoHo
2) Donuts Make My Brown Eyes Blue
3) Pizza My Heart
4) The Whey We Were
5) Cheeses Take The Wheel
6) Carmel Chameleon
7) Pennes From Heaven
8) Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Panini
9) I'm So Eggs Sighted
10) There's a Kind of Hash
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Trump's 28-point plan for ending the Russia-Ukraine war can be summed up very simply:

Putin: 28

Ukraine: 0

#TrumpIsAPedophile #TrumpIsARapist #MAGAIsADisease
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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This sounds a LOT like aiding and abetting criminals. A LOT!
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Mantis shrimp have extraordinary visual capabilities. Humans have 3 types of color-receptive cones (red/green/blue) mantis shrimp have 16, incl for ultraviolet light. This doesn't mean they see more colors; it allows for rapid color diff, crucial in the quick, murky & competitive env they navigate.
November 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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There are so many words for a Trump Republican that I have seen and heard in perpetuity, and whatever the f*ck the Orange Sphincter is farting here isn't one of them (actually, isn't even a word). Man Woman Person Camera TV is where he peaked. #MAGAIsADisease
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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When Stephen Miller was born, the doctor slapped his mother.
#MAGAIsADisease
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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"I just want to find 11,780 votes," he told Republican Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger.
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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They have the presidency, they have the House, they have the Senate, they have the Supreme Court, they have the DOJ and a majority of Circuit Court judges

. AND STILL...

Alina Habba was UNANIMOUSLY declared UNQUALIFIED!!!
December 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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It really pisses me off that my tax dollars are paying for this sociopathic pathological lying NAZI imbecile. #KarolineLeavitt
December 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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The most poisonous frog is the golden poison dart frog, native to Colombia. It's one of the most toxic animals on Earth. One frog contains enough poison to kill 10-20 humans. It's skin toxin, acquired from its diet of certain insects, is used by indigenous peoples to poison blow darts for hunting
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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TRANSLATION: Unless those evil "narcoterrorists" can find a way to funnel billions of dollars into the #MAGA coffers, and fast, they will be murdered.
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Do you think the #SCOTUS decision on Texas Gerrymandering would have been the same if #MAGA had a better showing in the Nov elections? This must have cost the oligarchs plenty of clandestine luxury vacations and country club memberships.
#SCROTUS #MAGAIsADisease
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This Christmas do something special for your loved ones and award them a World Peace Prize. Nothing says "I Love You" more than a thoughtful gift from your heart AND world peace!
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
AMAZING NEWS!!!

I have just been named a finalist for the inaugural World Peace Prize awarded by the Jigsaw Junkies (the largest over 50 Puzzle Club in North Dakota).

I am speechless. Will I be a peace of their puzzle?
December 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Art
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM