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@cottoncandylizard.bsky.social

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25, he/they, grey-ace. fat-fuck lizard. 18+ only please. pfp by @wiishyishii.bsky.social

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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · Aug 4

also what if I lazily shaded one of them haha

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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 1d

looking at the list to see how many of my favorite pokemon made the cut before realizing I’m not getting the game anyways it doesn’t matter

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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 1d

i’m very obsessed with how wide he is, how everything spills out of his clothes 😵‍💫

Mysti @mysticroc.bsky.social · 2d

Freebie for @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social

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Mysti @mysticroc.bsky.social · 2d

Freebie for @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social

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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 2d

EYO HE’S SO GOOD LOOKIN, DAMN

THANK YOU :~)

whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 3d

erm if you insist 👉👈

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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · Jan 6

HI, @wiishyishii.bsky.social DREW THE NEW GUY HANDSOME AS HELL

LOOK AT HIM

a green anthro chameleon with glasses, a black leather jacket and an orange t-shirt. fat as hell, incredibly wide hips. super smug about it.

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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 7d

at least with a useless, generic screen name I don’t have to change my name again for all platforms lmao

whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 7d

mmm chameleon mode again

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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 8d

yeah I keep saying yummy for some reason, what else am I supposed to say when I see a nice, squishy butt

whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 8d

this is yummy and making me only a little envious 👁️👁️

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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 9d

I haven’t done vr in such a long time… but that is quite tempting…

whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 12d

piece of media: “these 2 characters are mortal enemies, they hate each other with every fiber of their beings. not a shred of chemistry between them, they want to kill each other”

the internet: “ok so they have gay sex every night”

whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 13d

in my defense I see too many bots posting things like that

I guess we know where it got the training data from 💀

whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 13d

Oh my god I sent that message and I was immediately like “oh wait what if it’s real” and it turns out that was the case I’m so sorry LMAO

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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 13d

at least it sounds AI generated to me, it has that same tone of “using art to inspire and nurture the human spirit~” or some shit

whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 13d

not the AI generated profile bio too 😭

whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 20d

also he used to be an EA executive so take that how you will 💀

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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 20d

more so his track record has been pretty unremarkable, the most notable thing about him BEING his last name

something like the reggie/iwata duo is incredibly unusual. so in comparison, Doug lurking in the shadows and only coming out once in a blue moon for a press release is pretty underwhelming

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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 21d

yeah but he kinda sucked lmao

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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 24d

maybe it has something to do with the fact I used my irl name in it LOL

whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 24d

what could possibly be more self-indulgent than drawing myself as a morbidly obese pink lizard man?

idk man, and that’s what perplexes me so much 😭

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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 24d

this makes it sound like i drew some weird, fucked-up porn, and i can assure you it’s NOT that. it’s BARELY even porn

i just find it excessively indulgent and cringe. and honestly my feelings TOWARD the piece says more about me and my insecurities than anything the piece itself says about me, lmao

whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 25d

when you draw something so horrifically self-indulgent that you can’t even share it with anyone cuz you’re lowkey embarrassed about it

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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 25d

well I need to draw stuff for myself if I ever wanna get back into art

whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 25d

when you draw something so horrifically self-indulgent that you can’t even share it with anyone cuz you’re lowkey embarrassed about it

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whatever @cottoncandylizard.bsky.social · 25d

my family got a bidet after visiting japan and it’s wild that the western world hasn’t widely adopted them yet???