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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆
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guys youre not gonna believe this one but i think im gay. written by castor / maya
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · Nov 7
"... So... That's my job. This is how I'll prove myself. Beating some sense into the embodiment of fucking Death, I guess.
... Awesome."

[ #OCRP #MVRP #RP ]
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 5d
🕊️ ... Cerise just got flashbacks ta another life she'thinks
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 9d
🦋 HEY!!!!! I want attention too. Here, look, I'll put my hair down!
Circe with her hair down. Elfilin is also in the bottom left corner, disregard him.
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 10d
FUCK
cosmlccalamity.bsky.social THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 10d
[ getting really scared ] i think it's muffin day
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 10d
[ getting really scared ] i think it's muffin day
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 10d
[ getting really scared ] i think it's muffin day
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 15d
idiot. weren't you supposed t to go to ( failing to think of the word "medical" ) ddoctor school
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 15d
i i went to the doctor once . because i passed out and some. someone took me . dude said i had "internal bleeding". f ffucking dumbass that's where the blood is SUPPOSED TO BE
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 15d
] they would be too shy to admit it openly i think anyway. unless they blurted it out by accident and then got really embarrassed
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 15d
] THEY think he looks cool and that's what's relevant to them
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 15d
] they had to stop themself and think for a second before saying criminal. their immediate instinct was to beat up the next person they laid eyes upon
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · Sep 18
[ walking back into view with their clothes smoking and their shoulder still on fire a little ] torches and pitchforks
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · Sep 18
[ seeing a really cool guy and getting really fucking mad because they're not him ] ii i i'm gonna go BEAT THE SHIT out of a ... CRIMINAL . RIGHT NOW.
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 15d
] eli i want you to know this was about corravan
cosmlccalamity.bsky.social THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · Sep 18
[ seeing a really cool guy and getting really fucking mad because they're not him ] ii i i'm gonna go BEAT THE SHIT out of a ... CRIMINAL . RIGHT NOW.
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · Sep 18
🐍
My dicks huge but I'm asexual so I only use it for peeing
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 15d
idiot. weren't you supposed t to go to ( failing to think of the word "medical" ) ddoctor school
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 15d
i i went to the doctor once . because i passed out and some. someone took me . dude said i had "internal bleeding". f ffucking dumbass that's where the blood is SUPPOSED TO BE
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · Sep 19
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yeah . i Guess .sure. whatever.

[ oohhhh thank fucking god this place is terrifying they have no idea what's happening ]
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Kris Dreemurr @kriscrossedcage.bsky.social · Sep 19
* You couldn't find it.

* Y o u c o u l d n ' t f i n d
y o u r h a n d.
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · Sep 19
[ blink . realizing that looked like a threat. they didn't even meaWait. No. they Want to be scary. threatening. powerful. this is a Good thing . ]

yyyeah. Yeah. so. uh, good.,.. ffffucking luck, or whatever.
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · Sep 19
yNo? i can do it my ffucking self??

[ spear in hand, clenched so damn tight like it's the only thing keeping them alive ]
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · Sep 19
o okay.

[ theyre genuinely so fucking bad at this we have to kill them man ]
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · Sep 19
,

[ blinking wetly like a weird frog or some other sort of small creature. ]

i walked
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · Sep 19
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[ they were in Defensive Mode so it takes them a minute to get Out of that and actually process what he said ]

, cccCelestia.
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · Sep 19
] OKSY GOOD ❤️❤️😊
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THE HEAVENLY WARRIOR . ⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · Sep 19
] sorry guys i . never know if their loudness and annoyingness is entertaining or actually just genuinely obnoxious
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