Cory Ottenwess
@coryottenwess.com
designer, science nerd, sci-fi dreamer. Exploring the universe & nature, navigating healthcare, seeking meaning. Solo gamer, food lover. Diabetes dad, trotskyist, wobbly sympathizer, atheist, autistic.
I burned out the motor on my hand mixer.. damn! I need to make more whipped cream for my pie
December 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I burned out the motor on my hand mixer.. damn! I need to make more whipped cream for my pie
The answer to most of our economic problems is pretty damn obvious. TAX THE FUCKING RICH.
Pretty sure that would alleviate the pressure.
Pretty sure that would alleviate the pressure.
December 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The answer to most of our economic problems is pretty damn obvious. TAX THE FUCKING RICH.
Pretty sure that would alleviate the pressure.
Pretty sure that would alleviate the pressure.
I think Apple Music should consider adding more “mood” playlists.. hangry? Grumpy? Emotionally detached?
December 16, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I think Apple Music should consider adding more “mood” playlists.. hangry? Grumpy? Emotionally detached?
I forgot what a banger the Mortal Kombat song was.
December 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I forgot what a banger the Mortal Kombat song was.
I just paid my first semester of tuition.. here we go!
a bald man with glasses and a tie is sitting in front of a computer and says this better not awaken anything in me
ALT: a bald man with glasses and a tie is sitting in front of a computer and says this better not awaken anything in me
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December 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I just paid my first semester of tuition.. here we go!
@mattdinniman.bsky.social got my wife hooked on DCC. Thanks! I will continue to preach the gospel
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
@mattdinniman.bsky.social got my wife hooked on DCC. Thanks! I will continue to preach the gospel
Brain rot is the worst content. How is this allowed to exist?
December 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Brain rot is the worst content. How is this allowed to exist?
But-it-for-life should be the norm. No more of this planned obsolescence and constant revision. Standardized consumable components.
Make a quality product, that lasts, not that I need to replace because you changed a filter design.
Make a quality product, that lasts, not that I need to replace because you changed a filter design.
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
But-it-for-life should be the norm. No more of this planned obsolescence and constant revision. Standardized consumable components.
Make a quality product, that lasts, not that I need to replace because you changed a filter design.
Make a quality product, that lasts, not that I need to replace because you changed a filter design.
Anyone want to help my wife build a Hogwarts style artisan guild boarding school? For post secondary and secondary apprenticeships
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Anyone want to help my wife build a Hogwarts style artisan guild boarding school? For post secondary and secondary apprenticeships
I stand by the statement. Can we have a movie reboot of SeaquestDSV?
November 19, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I stand by the statement. Can we have a movie reboot of SeaquestDSV?
Someone needs to pitch Odenkirk and Reeves a Nobody/John wick crossover where they are old college buddies
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Someone needs to pitch Odenkirk and Reeves a Nobody/John wick crossover where they are old college buddies
Trust your gut if you think it’s an appendicitis.. unless you already had it removed.. then it’s lying to you.
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Trust your gut if you think it’s an appendicitis.. unless you already had it removed.. then it’s lying to you.
Let me get this straight.. Disney is losing money because they can’t stream on a competitor? Sounds like a sign of late stage capitalism
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Let me get this straight.. Disney is losing money because they can’t stream on a competitor? Sounds like a sign of late stage capitalism
I learned a new word from Schitt’s Creek.. thanks Moira
a woman in a black top is smiling and says thank you
ALT: a woman in a black top is smiling and says thank you
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November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I learned a new word from Schitt’s Creek.. thanks Moira
A good sci-fi usually involves scientists who are just bad at science.. like not following lab containment protocols
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
A good sci-fi usually involves scientists who are just bad at science.. like not following lab containment protocols
Insurance premiums on the way up, snap benefits cut, what’s next social security paused? This whole situation is going to be a powder keg
November 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Insurance premiums on the way up, snap benefits cut, what’s next social security paused? This whole situation is going to be a powder keg
Dear capitalism.. can you just chill on the Christmas stuff already? We just had halloween
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Dear capitalism.. can you just chill on the Christmas stuff already? We just had halloween
@neildegrassetyson.com inspired by voices like Sagan, You, and Nye, im going back to school to teach physics! Any advice?
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
@neildegrassetyson.com inspired by voices like Sagan, You, and Nye, im going back to school to teach physics! Any advice?
:D I'm goin back to school! @depauluniversity.bsky.social here I come!
October 31, 2025 at 3:30 PM
:D I'm goin back to school! @depauluniversity.bsky.social here I come!
Cutting off SNAP benefits is the new Let them Eat Cake
a woman is sitting in a bathtub with the words `` let them eat cake '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a bathtub with the words `` let them eat cake '' written on the bottom .
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October 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Cutting off SNAP benefits is the new Let them Eat Cake
well.. I applied to college.. at 44 years old.. and filled out a new fafsa form… now we wait to see
October 28, 2025 at 7:13 PM
well.. I applied to college.. at 44 years old.. and filled out a new fafsa form… now we wait to see
for the second time I'm unemployed. and now considering going back to school to get a degree in teaching science. but I can't really afford to take the leap.
pay for my schooling, please?
pay for my schooling, please?
October 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
for the second time I'm unemployed. and now considering going back to school to get a degree in teaching science. but I can't really afford to take the leap.
pay for my schooling, please?
pay for my schooling, please?
What’s that feeling? It’s like going to a wedding where you don’t know may guests.. but then you find weed gummies in your suit pocket?
Mazel Tov GIF
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October 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What’s that feeling? It’s like going to a wedding where you don’t know may guests.. but then you find weed gummies in your suit pocket?
So, the First Lady definitely no longer has an office in the White House, has she even been at the WH lately?
October 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
So, the First Lady definitely no longer has an office in the White House, has she even been at the WH lately?
At Nuremberg, Julius Streicher was not convicted of having committed or participated in any crimes or acts of violence himself, but was convicted on the grounds that as a journalist his many speeches and articles supporting and excusing violence made him an accessory.
He hanged.
He hanged.
October 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
At Nuremberg, Julius Streicher was not convicted of having committed or participated in any crimes or acts of violence himself, but was convicted on the grounds that as a journalist his many speeches and articles supporting and excusing violence made him an accessory.
He hanged.
He hanged.