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K 🐌
@corpsebod.bsky.social
Documenting every animal I encounter 🌿
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I love this clip of Crumb going full potato mode lol - the fact that she just flopped over and stayed asleep is something I am jealous of, I wish I could sleep as soundly as rats seem to!
February 14, 2026 at 12:18 AM
My valentine's kiss was from Max today. Then he stood up and put his hands on my forehead and I felt he was giving me a sacred rat blessing
February 14, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Greetings from the O2 academy Brixton
February 14, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Ordered a new aquarium filter at like 2:00 a.m. because mine's been suddenly acting up. I can't be bothered with fish tanks honestly. Guys I have like 100 shrimp now also. I'm going to bed
February 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Vet thinks Vince can have his tumor removed! Even though he's over 2, vet says it feels mobile and superficial, maybe lymph node. He's booked in for Monday :)
February 13, 2026 at 9:32 PM
1 minute long yapathon
February 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Trevor very interested in the mic tonight. Practically snorted it!!!
February 13, 2026 at 7:50 PM
One of us tells truths

The other only lies
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 PM
When big Trevor smells the new rats on my hands he sniffs me and melts into a puddle in my arms it's so cute I know he's gonna do great
February 13, 2026 at 5:17 AM
I've picked up Email a couple times but he just seems so scared and shy. He's actually bitten my housemate but I think it's just from fear. He's the biggest but seems so apprehensive and uninterested- at least if he was interested I could probably unlock him a bit but he's too shy atm
February 12, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Yay we got Ham on the sofa too and he did a little brux!!!
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
This is Database, posing like a majestic ferret or perhaps horse
February 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
He is completely unaware we got him four little brothers today
February 7, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Clever Sooty sowing us how it's done
February 6, 2026 at 11:49 AM
LOOK AT THIS OLD PICTURE OF SMITHERS I FOUND!!! His star hands his duck feet 🥰 his smile
February 6, 2026 at 11:48 AM
I like how this looks. Just realising I could do with a huge skull where that pothos is trailing in the background
February 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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good afternoon
February 5, 2026 at 7:29 PM
The foundations, the result. It was nice :)
February 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Hello sans and papyrus from the hit game Undertale, fancy seeing you on a radiator
February 5, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I did see everyone's favourite awkward man yesterday. King grimace himself, Albert
February 5, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Feeling battered by the trials of life today. I'm going to make something oily and spicy and soupy for dinner
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 AM
February 3, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I went on a date at the weekend to see if I'm still traumatised (I am) but there was a bit where we walked by some birds & I started talking about the birds, and they were like "you into birds then?" & I said "no more than the average person I think", then I named every species of bird we could see
February 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Just a glimpse of his soul seeping out like a fart
February 2, 2026 at 10:56 AM