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K 🐌
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Documenting every animal I encounter 🌿
Rats are kinda like an entire human soul crammed in a fat hamster body and they just show you what true friendship and love is for two years and then they just leave
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I got ate
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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i feel this image of beemis on an existential level
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Last night I spotted a shrimp carrying eggs in the tank!!!! I'm gonna be a shrimpma!!!
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This is kinda random but as a lifelong penny pincher I often consult this random PDF of actual likely food expiry dates past the printed date because I refuse to believe like milk and yoghurt goes off immediately. I highly recommend keeping this bookmarked to consult!! foodshare.com/wp-content/u...
foodshare.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Embarrassingly I think I'm going to start scheduling in 10 minute dancing times because it counts towards moderate exercise. I remember dancing to this Marc Rebillet song during like lockdown 3, idk if I've even danced since then

youtu.be/uS5VqnjzpLo?...
Get Up (Full Version) - Marc Rebillet
YouTube video by Marc Rebillet's Junk Cam
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Feeling like a rusted out bug eyed sprite this morning
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I love this pic of me and my parents dog Albert 🥰 my mum got him and herself matching sweaters!!!
November 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
A car nearly reversed into me today so I have ordered a dash cam lmao
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I'm watching top gear now why the hell is Jeremy dressed as Steven universe
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Milton's evening chill time. We are watching The Pitt
November 23, 2025 at 7:02 PM
What the hell is he saying!!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"what did you actually say to me?"
November 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Posture of a snail
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I miss when I found that giant mushroom and lived off it for two weeks. It was also funny to bring up like "yeah I've mostly just been eating this giant mushroom I found recently"
November 21, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Cute but not smart
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Sitting once again contemplating things
November 20, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Hold this for a second
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Having a pet rat pass away is so unique because the other rats seem bummed out too. They get this restlessness like they know someone's missing and it's sweet that you sort of get to be there for each other? I can't believe they put a weird little guys soul in a hamster body
November 20, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Sitting here ignoring things
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Smithers was also like an otter when it came to pea fishing
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Two large men!!!
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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i fell asleep while kitty was playing infinity nikki and SOMEONE woke me up by crawling into my mouth
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM