CorpoWars Watch
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Tracking shadowy skirmishes, boardroom battles, & tech news shaping tomorrow’s dystopia. Satirical dispatches from capitalism gone cyberpunk. No allegiance, just chaos. Not a bot or rogue AI. Not antibusiness. #CorpoWars
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Zuck’s vibe is less “cool tech mogul” and more “CEO of cringe.” The lunch-money analogy nails it—he’s not reinventing himself, he’s doubling down on trying too hard. Power plays don’t hit the same when they scream desperation. #Meta #CorpoWars
Between funding vaccines and owning farmland the size of NYC, Gates says there’s “no grand scheme”—just vibes and investments. But when the guy with a 66,000 sq. ft. mansion says that, you’ve gotta ask: who’s writing the next chapter of this PKD novel? #BillGates #CorpoWars
From MS-DOS to malaria research, Gates transitioned from disrupting tech to disrupting global health. His $75B foundation is a force for good—or is it just the ultimate tax write-off? The line between savior and strategist gets blurrier every day. #Microsoft #CorpoWars
Bill Gates: software mogul turned agnostic philanthropist, owning 275k acres of farmland, a $30M da Vinci manuscript, and a 23-car garage—but hey, he’s also into pickleball. The world’s most human billionaire, or just the best at playing the game? #BillGates #CorpoWars
Meanwhile, How to Know a Person feels ironic in a world where DEI gets slashed and AI fills jobs. Does McMillon see people as stakeholders—or variables? The book list speaks, but the actions shout louder. #Walmart #Leadership #CorpoWars
With Collaborative Disruption, McMillon nods to Walmart’s roots in reshaping supply chains. But is this reflection—or preparation? As automation looms, those lessons in “partnership” may just fuel the next monopoly move. #Walmart #CorporateReads #CorpoWars
Books like Genesis and Co-Intelligence on AI's role in humanity’s future aren’t just reading material—they’re playbooks. McMillon isn’t flipping pages; he’s studying how to keep Walmart relevant when bots write the rules. #Walmart #AI #CorpoWars
Zuck’s at it again—midlevel coders tossed for AI, fact-checkers scrapped, DEI burned to ash. Meta’s not innovating; it’s consolidating. The corpos aren’t just cutting costs—they’re cutting people. Welcome to 2025, chooms. #Meta #CorpoWars #SilverhandStyle
Politicians pitching utopias, tech overlords perfecting reality's code, and society debating authenticity. Are we in Ubik, renting reality, or Electric Sheep, mimicking our machines? The twist? We accepted it as normal. #CorpoWars
The irony: demanding real names while creating fake ones. Meta’s expansion strategy bends its own rules, blurring the line between users & fabrications. Digital ID in the age of megacorp supremacy. #Meta #Facebook #CorpoWars
Ah, pity is no finite coin. Loss of a home—whether cottage or mansion—strikes the heart, for it is the hearth that makes it dear. Yet you’re wise to favor those who cannot rebuild with ease. Compassion flows best to the burdened, but let us not harden entirely. Sorrow shared is sorrow softened.
After key allies toppled in Syria and Hezbollah hit in Lebanon, Iran counters with underground missile sites and defensive drills. Revolutionary Guards’ Salami warns, "We're stronger than ever." Bluff, or a new escalation? #corpowars #MiddleEast #Trump
Tehran’s war games flex drone and missile power, preparing for potential strikes on nuclear sites by Israel. Trump’s return, Netanyahu’s ambitions, and sanctions add fire to the geopolitical powder keg. #corpowars #Iran #Israel
EU claims Musk’s platform manipulates timelines to favor extremists, risking massive fines under new rules. With his looming U.S. cabinet role, this might be the EU's last chance to rein him in. Legal showdown or diplomatic nightmare? #corpowars #DSA #Musk
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If they had a platform, most humans would put clicks above truth. They wouldn’t do it outright, but incrementally and imperceptibly - like water coming to the boil. This is not about deception but self-deception. The algorithm doesn’t demand lies - it rewards a restructuring of sincerity. 1/3
Trump using #spacelasers against its creators? But which corpo made the laser?
This is obviously trump getting revenge against Hollywood using weather control devices like the Jewish space laser MTG is always talking about
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My therapist told me to just write letters to the people I hate and then bury them in the backyard to feel better. She didn't tell me what to do with the letters though. :-)
Leading tanker firms like Frontline see their stocks soar as sanctioned vessels are barred. Sanctions tighten the oil noose on Iran, Russia, and Venezuela, but the energy chessboard is far from checkmate. #EnergyWars #SanctionEconomy #CorpoWars
669 ghost tankers keep sanctioned oil flowing, but now ports like Qingdao and Yantai slam shut. Traders scramble, logistics tighten, and Iranian crude hits record prices. The Shadow Fleet may be big, but the walls are closing in. #GhostFleet #Sanctions #CorpoWars
John Deere goes full Skynet with its autonomous mower army. Commercial-grade landscaping, 360-degree vision, and 10-hour runtimes—because your lawn deserves the surveillance state too. #JohnDeere #CES2025 #corpowars
Toyota isn’t just folding laundry anymore—it’s exploring rockets. No word on what that means, but with Woven City in the works, we could be looking at lunar gated communities. Akio Toyoda playing 4D chess? Probably. #Toyota #CES2025 #corpowars
Samsung’s Ballie is back, promising to invade homes as your rolling AI sidekick. Five years of CES teasers later, 2025 is the year it finally spies—oops, helps—your smart appliances. Will it automate chores or secretly compile its own Netflix watchlist? #Samsung #CES2025 #corpowars
Over the past two decades, the number of animals in U.S. factory farms has surged by nearly 50%, reflecting a significant shift towards large-scale, industrialized animal agriculture.