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Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 3d

If you said "well actually she's your first cousin once removed" you'd end up in a two hour explanation to explain first and second cousins and how removals work or you can just say "aunt" because you honestly didn't know better.

But yeah, there's also just giving the honorific for non-relatives.

Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 4d

especially because I wasted the last 90 minutes of time being stressed out while thinking I had another 90 mins to finish.

Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 4d

missed an important deadline after spending all night racking my brain for an idea and finally coming up with a do-now ask permission later winner, and all after a bunch of crazy work hours the last two and a half weeks and covid last week. just fucking a man. feeling defeated and crushed.

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Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 8d

for real? yeeesh

Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 9d

honestly I was amazed they let him coach last year let alone extended him. New ownership gets an easy ticket to a change.

Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 9d

lol the Mary K is sold out that probably would have been the one. I have the Supreme.

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Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 9d

damn I have one it's pretty rad. there are a few others I wouldn't mind. I probably shouldn't

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Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 9d

there was a what now?

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Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 11d

Do I know any bassists in Portland on this site that are free Halloween and maybe the next two Wednesdays?

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Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 16d

So Stephen Miller's villain story appears to me that his parents were quasi-rich and had Latino help, and then his dad went bankrupt or something and they had to go live in the same neighborhoods as the help and had to help himself. So naturally you blame your former housekeeper when that happens!

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Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 17d

Oh I get it. My dad owned boats and restaurants.

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Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 17d

The two happiest days of a boat owner’s life are the day they buy one and the day they sell it.

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Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 17d

I make smart ass jokes when people I like die.

Wait actually I don’t.

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Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 17d

Absolutely hilarious to me that every time I call a right wing grifter a chic cuck bitch over on the hellsite I gain a half dozen new followers who are bots for only fans accounts. And there are people actually paying for “followers”.

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Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 22d

Conversation in my house today:
Dad: "Son, I'm sorry but it looks like I may have made you autistic"

Child: "Yeah, well why don't you suck on my autis-dick"

So yeah, as you can see, very serious stuff here thanks to this new info provided by the very serious man.

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John @johnbull.wtf · 23d

The foreskin protects the penis from allowing the 'tism to get in through the urethra.

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Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 23d

I don't think anyone considers him a populist at this point just like most recognized that Sinema wasn't a green by the time she got to the Senate. I think the problem is most just write it off as the stroke rather than corruption at play.

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Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 24d

Really selective bible reading these people have. Wild how different it is from what I learned at 3 years of Catholic high school.

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Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 24d

She did ask a lot of questions about my i4... including how much I paid for it 😳😳😳

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Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 24d

Was somewhat happy to learn my mom ditched her Tesla (which was her 3rd) although she has ditched EVs altogether over long distance driving. I think when she's in Carmel she can't charge at her place and there may not be tons of public charging.

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Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 28d

For various reasons I was unable to go to my son's football game tonight, 70 miles out of town. He hasn't played a down of varsity yet and it looked like a tough matchup so nothing to lose. The boys lost 53-13 and ... I get the text that he made his varsity debut tonight.

kinda wrecked I missed it.

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Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 29d

Wait was this really released day and date with LAMF?

Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · 29d

I can't believe they passed over him when they did to trade up for Trey, but as a Pats fan I can say that Mac is severely limited in ways that Jimmy G was not. Still will root for him to succeed. Can't see him winning the job from Purdy.

Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · Oct 2

"I’ll hardcore on any one of you motherfuckers. I’ll hardcore your ass off, I’ll fucking kill your ass man. You come on up here, and I’ll show you fuckin’ hardcore. I’ll hardcore your motherfuckin’ ass right into the pavement."

-stephen miller, I guess

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Oct 1

Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"

Corey @coreymac.bsky.social · Oct 1

I feel that. His birthday is late October so I will decide soon enough.