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Licks lint. Maybe cooties.
I was just assaulted by a pic of that grossness pizza man and EWWW
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
SOMEONE NOT US PLZ SEE THIS OMG
December 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
@lourdesduarte.bsky.social can you get Jarrett on here because I have a photo I need to send and (as a packers fan) IT IS KILLING ME! That’s all. (Photo is pro Payton)
November 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Coming back to this app is so fun because it reminds me how FUCKING STUPID people are. Complaining about the most mundane shit. Honestly.
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Can someone EL5 or whatever why the fuck the Jays pulled their pitcher at 78 pitches with a 12 run lead when they still need to win another game?!
October 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Nothing’s quicker than tape on stickers 😅
October 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Had we canceled Craig yet? He should have been canceled years ago, but Paige did some damage control. (She sucks too!)
September 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
The whitest transplants are like *repost ice is in boystown* omg I did it!

…you, reposted unverified content? Any ICE videos I see better have you there front & center speaking broken español.

…also, you’re just transplants 🤭 but that’s for another time 🫶🏼
September 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My favorite thing is being an absolute MENACE, especially on this day. The day ICE is supposedly in Chicago.

Those dorkasses can stay in bumfuck wherever that cop who 🔫 himself but tried to pretend it was murder (because bennies) is.

If you’re an “ally”, step up or GTFO. You transplant fucks.
September 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Being a millennial is great, until you try and find the lineup for a concert in the early 2000s and google has NOTHING!
August 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Need a 3rd season of Based on a True Story

Just putting that out there into the skeeterverse
August 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Ok then.

Anyone stupid enough to believe this deserves to get TRUMP’d.

@gxldsociety.bsky.social
July 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Oh I love a grifter. You’re dumb as hell if you donate ANY money.
July 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
As a Chicagoan, I can’t wait to call them the Arlington Bears and piss off “Chicagoans” 😏
July 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Skeeting on Bluesky about anti Rump shit is basically yelling into a pillow.

They are not on here (in any serious matter). This is an echo chamber.

Thx for coming to my skeet. ✌🏼 be with you, or whatever the skeeters say
July 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Me, telling everyone I can see they *voted*
We can see your voting record.
July 18, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Funny that @vinnyguadagnino.bsky.social jokes about a Diddy party when thats their speciality ♥️🇮🇹
July 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
*fast forwards over @vinnyguadagnino.bsky.social* scenes because he’s skippable. The episodes without him made us say “forgot about him”

So, that’s a thing 🤷🏻‍♀️
July 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Asian dodgers love a dodger lol
July 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Being on this platform is great because I realize where I went wrong
June 30, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Oh sweet, the Sox got rid of that “terrible day” Burgermini? Less of her, more of anyone BUT her
June 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Is Bravo on here, because Sandy is the worst. WE DO NOT WANT HER! I actively changed her stupid fruit 🍌🍎🍓commercial….but I have watched Aesha delivering fruit 🥰
May 31, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Fuck HaiSous ✌🏼 (stopped getting coffee ever since this)

Do people even go there?
May 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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May 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM