Cooterdoodle
@cooterdoodle.bsky.social
Fantasy Life staff writer. I hit a hole in one in 2012 and no one is talking about it. #StartShart
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An Illustration of the Power of Community
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An Illustration of the Power of Community
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Everyone wants membership into the club.
An Illustration of the Power of Community
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An Illustration of the Power of Community
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December 6, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Everyone wants membership into the club.
An Illustration of the Power of Community
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An Illustration of the Power of Community
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The MVP faces the Bungles ... betting on a smash spot? 👀
Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The MVP faces the Bungles ... betting on a smash spot? 👀
Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
(Sponsored by Draft Kings)
Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
(Sponsored by Draft Kings)
Week 11: Christian Watson 4-46-2
Week 12: Emanuel Wilson 28-107-2
Week 13: Dontayvion Wicks 6-94-2
Week 14:
Week 12: Emanuel Wilson 28-107-2
Week 13: Dontayvion Wicks 6-94-2
Week 14:
December 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Week 11: Christian Watson 4-46-2
Week 12: Emanuel Wilson 28-107-2
Week 13: Dontayvion Wicks 6-94-2
Week 14:
Week 12: Emanuel Wilson 28-107-2
Week 13: Dontayvion Wicks 6-94-2
Week 14:
Can’t wait for Isaac TeSlaa to score 2 TDs off of 3 catches for less than 20 yards tonight 🫦
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Can’t wait for Isaac TeSlaa to score 2 TDs off of 3 catches for less than 20 yards tonight 🫦
year vs month if you’re into that sorta thing
December 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
year vs month if you’re into that sorta thing
Hitting that point of the year where fantasy football is starting to feel like a stupid poopy dumb waste of time only based on luck
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Hitting that point of the year where fantasy football is starting to feel like a stupid poopy dumb waste of time only based on luck
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In today's Fantasy Life newsletter, written by @cooterdoodle.bsky.social:
❓ Burning questions
🏈 Week 13 WR/CB Matchups
👀 Late-week streamers
❓ Burning questions
🏈 Week 13 WR/CB Matchups
👀 Late-week streamers
Will the Giants Break Their Losing Streak? Plus More Burning Fantasy Football Questions
In today's Fantasy Life newsletter, presented by FantasyLife+, we have burning questions for the rest of season, Week 13 WR/CB Matchups and Late-Week Streamers.
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November 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
In today's Fantasy Life newsletter, written by @cooterdoodle.bsky.social:
❓ Burning questions
🏈 Week 13 WR/CB Matchups
👀 Late-week streamers
❓ Burning questions
🏈 Week 13 WR/CB Matchups
👀 Late-week streamers
When five little 7-year-olds sleep over, you make them biscuits, toast, blueberries, strawberries, bacon, and eggs and MINUTES after they clear their plates they ask for a snack
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
When five little 7-year-olds sleep over, you make them biscuits, toast, blueberries, strawberries, bacon, and eggs and MINUTES after they clear their plates they ask for a snack
Opponent has D’Andre Swift but I have Kyle Monangai
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Opponent has D’Andre Swift but I have Kyle Monangai
me holding in “your mom’s moist!” in front of my mother in law after my husband compliments how moist the turkey is
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
me holding in “your mom’s moist!” in front of my mother in law after my husband compliments how moist the turkey is
“Imagine how cool you’ll look at the dinner table when Drunk Uncle and the rest of the family get to join in on the sweat with you!”
-The Drunkle (+9880)
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-The Drunkle (+9880)
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Turkey Legs: Five Longshot Player Prop Parlays For Thanksgiving NFL Games
Want to inject a little more spice into your Thanksgiving? Cooterdoodle has five longshot player prop parlays to keep you awake through all the tryptophan.
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November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
“Imagine how cool you’ll look at the dinner table when Drunk Uncle and the rest of the family get to join in on the sweat with you!”
-The Drunkle (+9880)
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-The Drunkle (+9880)
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“The One Where Joey Gets a Turkey Stuck On His Head”
Player prop parlays for Thanksgiving NFL Games
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Player prop parlays for Thanksgiving NFL Games
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Turkey Legs: Five Longshot Player Prop Parlays For Thanksgiving NFL Games
Want to inject a little more spice into your Thanksgiving? Cooterdoodle has five longshot player prop parlays to keep you awake through all the tryptophan.
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November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“The One Where Joey Gets a Turkey Stuck On His Head”
Player prop parlays for Thanksgiving NFL Games
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Player prop parlays for Thanksgiving NFL Games
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Fantasy Life | Your Home for Fantasy & Sports Betting
Fantasy Life keeps you up to date on all of the latest NFL news, fantasy analysis, sports betting tips, and hot topics around the fantasy watercooler.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Speaking as a completely third party objective with absolutely no personal interest in the matter, throw the fucking ball to Rashid Shaheed.
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Speaking as a completely third party objective with absolutely no personal interest in the matter, throw the fucking ball to Rashid Shaheed.
November 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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The anytime TD scorers you'd never expect! What are you scared of?
Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
(Sponsored by Draft Kings)
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The anytime TD scorers you'd never expect! What are you scared of?
Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
(Sponsored by Draft Kings)
Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
(Sponsored by Draft Kings)
Here are 9 players that are better than waivers to scoop up before the trade deadline.
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Fantasy Football Trade Deadline: The 9 Best Players to Buy Now
Trade deadlines are here! Time to make your move(s) before your leaguemates raid the bottom-dwellers' rosters!
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November 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Here are 9 players that are better than waivers to scoop up before the trade deadline.
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Rashid Shaheed watching his QB throw multiple interceptions
November 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Rashid Shaheed watching his QB throw multiple interceptions
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Jameis going FULL send this week? Bet on it! 👐
Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
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November 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Jameis going FULL send this week? Bet on it! 👐
Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
(Sponsored by Draft Kings)
Scared money don't make money. @cooterdoodle.bsky.social's favorite scared money bet of the week 🤑
(Sponsored by Draft Kings)
“His matchup is terrible. His offense is in shambles. And guess what? I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!”
Jameis Winston Is Inevitable +1500
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Jameis Winston Is Inevitable +1500
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Scared Money: Welcome to Jameis Winston Week, A.J. Brown's Angst, and More
Jameis Winston is inevitable — and we're all in. Plus, how to cash in on A.J. Brown's angst, Justin Jefferson's annoyance... and more!
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November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“His matchup is terrible. His offense is in shambles. And guess what? I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!”
Jameis Winston Is Inevitable +1500
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Jameis Winston Is Inevitable +1500
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I refuse to admit that I am a cat person.
But everyday, as I walk into the house, I say “kitty kittyyyy” and the kitty says “ptddtdtdtd” and I say “I love you kitty” and life is good.
But everyday, as I walk into the house, I say “kitty kittyyyy” and the kitty says “ptddtdtdtd” and I say “I love you kitty” and life is good.
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I refuse to admit that I am a cat person.
But everyday, as I walk into the house, I say “kitty kittyyyy” and the kitty says “ptddtdtdtd” and I say “I love you kitty” and life is good.
But everyday, as I walk into the house, I say “kitty kittyyyy” and the kitty says “ptddtdtdtd” and I say “I love you kitty” and life is good.
Today’s presentation is titled “Why I Traded Away TreVeyon Henderson Three Weeks Ago”
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Today’s presentation is titled “Why I Traded Away TreVeyon Henderson Three Weeks Ago”