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Cool TF2 Facts
@cooltf2facts.bsky.social
· Feb 19
SO ABOUT THAT NEW SDK, HUH?
ill be honest. this does sound like a swan song for official tf2 updates, but its been 7 years without a major update. lets he real here were you expecting the sex update? also TF2C and OF on steam so i aint complaining
-B
ill be honest. this does sound like a swan song for official tf2 updates, but its been 7 years without a major update. lets he real here were you expecting the sex update? also TF2C and OF on steam so i aint complaining
-B
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TF2 Fact: I forgot :(
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TF2 Fact: An interview with the voice actor for Demoman revealed that he was originally going to say 'dont you lecture me with your thirty dollar haitcut' when dominating Sniper.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life Source developer revealed that Pyro was taken into custody by the authorities while visiting Hydro.
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TF2 Fact: An interview with a Half-Life Source developer revealed that Pyro was taken into custody by the authorities while visiting Hydro.
TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 3 developer revealed that Boxer Heavy was taken into custody by the authorities in Team Fortress 3.
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TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 3 developer revealed that Boxer Heavy was taken into custody by the authorities in Team Fortress 3.