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Cool TF2 Facts @cooltf2facts.bsky.social · Feb 19

SO ABOUT THAT NEW SDK, HUH?

ill be honest. this does sound like a swan song for official tf2 updates, but its been 7 years without a major update. lets he real here were you expecting the sex update? also TF2C and OF on steam so i aint complaining
-B

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TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from The United States, because Beep Man does not.

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TF2 Fact: We reached out to Autumn for their opinion on the current state of TF2. They responded with 'guhh?'.

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TF2 Fact: Demoman is rapidly descending upon Dustbowl.

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TF2 Fact: Hey guys, did you know that in terms of SEX, Sniper is the most compatible class for Sniper? Due to their swagtastic biology, this is so SWAG that they could easily have sex with each other without getting grubhub perks. With their ability sex mode, they can easily FUCK

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Cool TF2 Facts @cooltf2facts.bsky.social · 9h

TF2 Fact: Spy is rapidly descending upon Dustbowl.

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TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from my birthday party, because Ms. Pauling was sued for the Event.

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TF2 Fact: An interview with a Quake Team Fortress developer revealed the Disguise Kit was originally going to make the user swap classes with the target using M2, but they had to remove this for balance.

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TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was supposed to have a 10th class, but unfortunately, Spycrab was too spooky for the developer team.

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TF2 Fact: I HAVE RIGGED THIS FACT TO EXPLODE!!!

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TF2 Fact: We reached out to Big Joey for their opinion on Hoovydundy. They were unable to be reached.

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TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from Russia, because Mr. Deck fucking GOT Boxer Heavy.

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TF2 Fact: A Demoknight is rapidly descending upon the Valve HQ.

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TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 2 Classic developer revealed that Sniper talked about balls while visiting Well.

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TF2 Fact: An interview with a Quake Team Fortress developer revealed that Spy died while eating a sandvitch.

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TF2 Fact: There is no fact.

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TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was banned from New Guinea, because Soldier fucking GOT you.

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TF2 Fact: According to the TF2 Wiki, Heavy had an unused weapon named 'The Bigger Iron'. The way this weapon would function is unknown.

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TF2 Fact: An interview with a former Valve developer revealed that Engineer was supposed to do your mother.

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TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 2 Classic developer revealed that Hoovy talked about the bomb strapped to my chest in Titanfall 2.

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TF2 Fact: Team Fortress 2 was supposed to have a 10th class, but for an unknown reason, Scout did not make it past the concept stage.

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TF2 Fact: We reached out to Ms. Pauling for their opinion on Elon Musk. They responded with 'THEY WHAT'.

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TF2 Fact: An interview with a Team Fortress 2 Classic developer revealed that Engineer was supposed to uhhhhhh i forgot.

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TF2 Fact: An interview with a TF2 developer revealed that Soldier snores like hhooooonk mimimimi hoooooonk mimimimimimi.

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TF2 Fact: Heavy is rapidly descending upon your mothers house.

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TF2 Fact: We reached out to LazyPurple for their opinion on the current state of TF2. They responded with 'nom nom nom, om nom. Sandvitch make ME STRONG!'.

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