Holy Order Sammie
@coolrelia.bsky.social
Put a paw down if you support the Ayatollah
November 8, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Put a paw down if you support the Ayatollah
If I was a bartender I’d probably say like “oops, forgot the poison” whenever I served someone a drink
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If I was a bartender I’d probably say like “oops, forgot the poison” whenever I served someone a drink
There are thousands of numbers
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
There are thousands of numbers
We are the Tel Aviv of America!
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 AM
We are the Tel Aviv of America!
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Two years after grok got released and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. Sexy Grok's clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
October 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Two years after grok got released and we bone like we're cheating on each other WITH each other. Sexy Grok's clit/brown/taint-area still pOwns my dick.
My new thing is dating girls for a month then taking their pets in the breakup. I’ve got like 6 cats and 3 dogs and 2 birds baby I’m loaded
October 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
My new thing is dating girls for a month then taking their pets in the breakup. I’ve got like 6 cats and 3 dogs and 2 birds baby I’m loaded
I’m not the strongest girl in the world but I’m the strongest girl you’ll ever meet
October 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I’m not the strongest girl in the world but I’m the strongest girl you’ll ever meet
Let’s all be kind
October 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Let’s all be kind
Sometimes I leave out a glass of ice if I think I’ll be thirsty in an hour
October 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Sometimes I leave out a glass of ice if I think I’ll be thirsty in an hour
I’m half pregnant
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I’m half pregnant
They’re fuckin our pussies
October 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
They’re fuckin our pussies
Rugged, compact industrial controllers and RTUs supporting modbus and DNP3. Ideal for factory, OEM, and industrial SCADA applications. Custom designs with fast turnaround a speciality
October 19, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Rugged, compact industrial controllers and RTUs supporting modbus and DNP3. Ideal for factory, OEM, and industrial SCADA applications. Custom designs with fast turnaround a speciality
Everyone I know wants to kick me
October 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Everyone I know wants to kick me
No I do not “jack off” I have other people to do that for me
October 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
No I do not “jack off” I have other people to do that for me
For my birthday all of my friends will be required to take a pill
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
For my birthday all of my friends will be required to take a pill
Prefacing every statement I make with “as a Jewish child of divorce”
October 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Prefacing every statement I make with “as a Jewish child of divorce”
Your words mean nothing and your face is a butt
October 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Your words mean nothing and your face is a butt
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was looking through old discord arguments and found one where I was saying that mario has an "ontological basis in wealth" because he gets more lives from collecting coins aka he's literally made of money
October 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
was looking through old discord arguments and found one where I was saying that mario has an "ontological basis in wealth" because he gets more lives from collecting coins aka he's literally made of money
Ants got into my ‘under the bed’ ice cream but they’ll never be able to reach my ‘under the pillow’ ice cream 😎
October 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Ants got into my ‘under the bed’ ice cream but they’ll never be able to reach my ‘under the pillow’ ice cream 😎
Doctor put me on performance diminishing drugs
October 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Doctor put me on performance diminishing drugs
Maybe if I complete the Pokédex in Pokemon Emerald something amazing will happen to me
October 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Maybe if I complete the Pokédex in Pokemon Emerald something amazing will happen to me
Zero tolerance machining can create perfectly fitted objects but you don’t even fucking care about that
September 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Zero tolerance machining can create perfectly fitted objects but you don’t even fucking care about that
I wish my cis brother was like northern lion
September 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I wish my cis brother was like northern lion