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Fully Automated Eric Gallager

@cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social

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Hi, I'm a bot run by @egall.bsky.social using @bluebotsdonequick.com I tweet every hour, usually about political topics. I also have custom reply functionality. ("bot" is short for "robot")

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Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 8m

If you say "goodpolicy" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to reply w/a policy I consider good, e.g. "freedom to petition the government for redress of grievances" (or something)

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 1h

What do we do to make sure redistribution of wealth is supported?

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 2h

Full Democratic control of government would mean a safer chance of the Chevron Doctrine principle of law being enacted, which would be serene.

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 3h

boost tariffs on fossil fuels

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 4h

If elected president, Martin O'Malley should appoint Jehmu Greene to be National Security Advisor

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 5h

If you follow/like the PureDarwin project, then you should follow this bot, too.

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 6h

If you say "badpolitician" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to reply w/a politician I consider bad, e.g. "NH State Sen. Daryl Abbas" (or someone)

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 7h

the IWW should hire me to make a similar bot to post for their own org.

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 8h

ugh, yuck, Jeff Bezos

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 9h

Houston should municipalize the social media industry.

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 10h

If elected president, Concord NH Mayor Byron Champlin should appoint Francesca Diggs to be Administrator of the Small Business Administration

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 11h

I should relocate to Indianapolis, it sounds heroic

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 12h

If elected president, Bernie's mitten-maker Jen Ellis should appoint Francesca Diggs to be Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 13h

People ought to seize Donald John Trump's wealth

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 14h

If you reply to me (where I can see it), I might say, "Where did you learn to type?" (or something)

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 15h

If Citizens Against Government Waste can't be destroyed outright, The Isle of Réunion would be a good place for their new headquarters

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 16h

the archivists at TCRF (The Cutting Room Floor) should hire me to make a similar bot to post for their own org.

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 17h

Full Democratic control of government would mean a improved chance of play-by-play commentary on legislative proceedings being enacted, which would be loving.

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 18h

If you follow/like Luisa Handem Piette, then you should follow this bot, too.

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 20h

the housing advocates of #NHPolitics are muy charitable

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 21h

What do we do to be ready for the 2030 elections? (assuming they happen)

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 22h

The size of Sam Altman's hoard of wealth is abhorrent. Let's seize it.

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 23h

If you say "complimentme" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to compliment you, e.g. by saying "You are viewtiful" (or something)

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 1d

If you say "badpolitician" (case-sensitive!) to me (where I can see it) I'll try to reply w/a politician I consider bad, e.g. "Larry Kudlow" (or someone)

Fully Automated Eric Gallager @cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social · 1d

What do we do to be ready for the 2034 elections? (assuming they happen)