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“And so goes he forth: a clamless shell, as it were—a man of straw—a house untenanted—a futile, motile void."
- George Herriman

Philosophy PhD
Leftist ✡︎

Mastodon: @[email protected]

My political posts go here. Other stuff is on Mastodon
The Thomas’ English Muffin monopoly should be broken up

#Antitrust
November 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
STEM education means "science technology engineering and mathematics."

STEAM education means "fuck the humanities."
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Nice, LAFC is coming here. I'll get to see Son Heung-min play for a second time.
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
How is Gorgo the monster doing these days I wonder
November 20, 2025 at 7:19 AM
congratulations to Curaçao, the smallest nation ever to qualify for the world cup
November 19, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I’ll miss Kroger delivery
November 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The Grand Match in curling, north of Scotland vs south of Scotland, has not been held since 1979. Only once since then has any loch frozen to the required depth of seven inches, and that year - 2010 - health and safety could not be sorted.
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I don't know why I expected anything different. I was *mostly* convinced the Democrats would fold, but not completely convinced. They wouldn't just throw away the midterms, would they? They wouldn't throw away the only thing they've done in over a decade? They would!
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I used to be That Asshole in my online life, arguing vituperatively, but this was before Internet Social Media Outrage, so the people I was screaming at were not strangers, but people I knew and didn't get on with.

It was a different time and a very different vibe.
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Going to start calling them the Vichy Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The Facebook Internet Tracking Settlement Administrator paid you:

$4.01
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
If Portland Hearts of Pine meet One Knoxville in the USL League 1 final on Nov. 14th, I don’t know what I’m going to do

Gotta be One Knox. Used to call Knoxville home. I merely want to call Portland ME home
November 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Reposted by Cooler Pseudonym
There are three people - three adults! - front row at the Charlotte-City game in Messi jerseys.

What compels this behavior?
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
He pardoned Casada and Cothren? Scumbag. Scumbags
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i'm so sick of these motherfuckers' stupid bullshit
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 AM
November 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I’m assuming DDT will not just come back but be mandatory
October 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Good to know that the genocidal criminals who carried out the Wounded Knee massacre will keep their medals, but why not give them some more medals? That would sure own the libs, and all those soy people who disapprove of massacres
October 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Ever see those bumper stickers that say “my marine can pick off your honor student at 1500 yards.”

Not a fan of those sentiments

“My kid may be stupid, but they’re also a murderer.”

“As a trump voter, I fantasize about the violent deaths of your children.”
October 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
When the government shuts down, government functions should stop.

All of them. Immediately.

Keeping stuff working by hand-waving and forcing people to work for free is a stupid lie. It fosters the illusion that government is not essential in our lives.
October 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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The difference between getting a selection of thoughtful, genuine replies and getting a bunch of half thoughts coming from cough syrup enthusiasts who were just jolted awake and stumbled across your post by accident
October 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Why do social media CEOs always seem to think that personally abusing their users individually is a better thing to do than just shutting the fuck up and concentrating on running the huge company

Why do they act like children
October 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
(To the tune of “Yellow Submarine”)

We all live in a war-torn living hell

A war-torn living hell

A war-torn living hell
September 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Radioactive frozen shrimp keep turning up. There have been at least seven US recalls of shrimp, and one of spices, for cesium-137 contamination.

It’s still not wholly clear why this is happening.
September 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
So if I mention that our fascist president is a child rapist gangster and a sadistic narcissist, the worst man in America, does the algorithm bury me?
September 28, 2025 at 5:31 AM