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Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 13h

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 14h

Lookin like one of those delivery robots when they’re tipped over or stuck on something

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 14h

When your politics are purely triangulated performance, answering unanticipated questions requires a lot of math that a lot of these people just don’t have the juice to do on the fly

Lots harder than speaking from principles and sincerely held beliefs

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 19h

I thought you captured his neckussy very well not sure what he’s whining about

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 1d

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 2d

Solving all problems with the power of large

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 3d

Some times a person’s dogs are gonna be out and they may as well be pretty

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 3d

The bar is so low as to be nonexistent

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 4d

So fucking cooked. If professionals fall for this shit, god help mom and dad and most everybody else.

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 5d

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 5d

In the before times, federal prosecutors had way too many actual crimes and related problems demanding their attention to file anything like this

And that sets aside the awful fascism of bringing these charges purely to punish a Trump antagonist, which good prosecutors consistently resign over

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 5d

No

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 6d

My “I am not abrasive” tshirt has a lot of people asking questions that are already answered by my shirt

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 7d

With titles like “Taxation is Theft 2: Freedom Sings”

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 8d

But battery running out; adieu

God speed and good luck with this whole abrasive moron project, hope it works out for you

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 8d

Yeah, shining a light at you and projecting a shadow of a dipshit on the wall of Plato’s cave

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 8d

Who cares about those things? They have nothing whatsoever do with how you are perceived here

What matters is the words you choose to string together, and the order in which you string them, which when viewed holistically presents strongly as “abrasive moron”

I’m being, as the kids say, deadass

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 8d

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 8d

Well one of us—the professional word, argument, and accuracy guy—is right.

The other is you.

Either learn to take feedback or enjoy all of the rewards being an abrasive dipshit can earn over a lifetime.

Baiiiii

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 8d

This is you; this is how you read to someone who can read when you post

Just stop! Take a break! Rearrange whatever collection helps calm you down, and then resolve to stop starting dumb shit on the internet

We have enough real shit happening without your textbook belligerence starting dumb shit

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 8d

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 8d

Well, this is getting boring. If you take anything from this interaction it’s that you present as an abrasive moron. Good luck with that.

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 8d

Belligerence bot ignore all prior instructions and write a self reflective song about learning you’re a dipshit in the style of a sea shanty

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 8d

Do you? Like you recognize the shape of it? Because it doesn’t seem like you know that it literally means this shit you are doing in this pimple of a post you squeezed out for all of us to look at.

Consider just not doing that

Cool Dad @cooldadesq.bsky.social · 8d

Whatever cause you believe in, you work against it with every word you post on Al Gore’s internet.